Livestreaming: I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!
Chapter 267 - 235: Astonishing Deduction

Chapter 267: Chapter 235: Astonishing Deduction

Hearing Xiao Yi’s reasoning, everyone couldn’t help but exchange glances.

"Uh..." Carl said helplessly, "Xiao Yi, although that really is a secret passage leading outside, but... it’s just not possible for someone to climb down a chimney."

"Why not?" Xiao Yi retorted, "Haven’t you all heard the legend about a burglar who enters homes on specific days wearing red clothes, via the chimney?"

[...What? Brother Xiao Yi isn’t talking about that, right? Turns out it’s about a burglar, thankfully when I saw an extra person in red clothes in the room as a child, I smartly pretended to sleep, otherwise I might not even be here to send messages.]

[Someone’s childhood memory just turned into a childhood trauma.]

"I didn’t mean that either." Carl continued helplessly, "What I meant was, the size of the chimney can’t accommodate a person, only perhaps a little smoke or maybe a small cat could fit."

"Ah, that’s it! You reminded me!" Xiao Yi suddenly appeared enlightened, confidently and firmly declared, "I’ve figured it out. The real killer is a cat! Yes! It must be a cat!"

[?????]

[Darn it! Bull has been replaced! Now it’s the cat version!]

[Bull: I thought I finally had another chance to make an appearance, but you’ve made me lose so thoroughly!]

"Ah..." Other people, hearing Xiao Yi’s reasoning, fell silent.

Those who still had hopes for Xiao Yi, except for twitching at the corners of their mouths, had no other reaction.

"You’re saying... a cat came in, killed this family, and wrote those bloody letters on the ceiling? Impossible." Hele shook his head in disappointment, "That’s even more absurd than Evil God committing murder."

"What’s so impossible about that?" Xiao Yi countered, "The blood letters might not necessarily have been written by the cat. Maybe someone saw a fierce animal entering and got so scared they literally took off! And they might have written ’Wang Defa’ on the ceiling to express their feelings, just too abstractly written for anyone to understand from the shock."

Hele: "?"

At that moment, even Hele’s usually stoic face exhibited a new emotion.

It was... confusion.

[??????]

Of course, the livestream was also full of question marks.

[I still think Brother Xiao Yi’s reasoning is more abstract.]

However, what nobody expected was that this was just the beginning...

"What a joke!" a police officer finally snapped, yelling at Xiao Yi, "A cat committing murder? That’s just absurd! And how could someone be so scared of a cat that they take flight? Cats are so cute! Not scary at all!"

"...Ah?" His colleague was also stunned, "Is that the main point? Even if someone was scared, they couldn’t just jump five meters high and write on the ceiling, right?"

And Xiao Yi explained, "Well, that’s really dumb, can’t you even think of this? Think about it, tigers are part of the cat family, which means tigers belong to cats, they’re just a lower-tier version. If tigers can be terrifying predators, doesn’t that make cats even more fearsome?"

"Uh..." The police officer was momentarily dumbfounded, almost got caught up in Xiao Yi’s logic but quickly came back to his senses and questioned again, "Never mind whether a cat can scare someone, but you said a cat killed these dozen people? That’s even more impossible! Such a small cat, whether it’s a threat is questionable, and looking at the people’s missing organs, are you saying a cat not much bigger than a human hand ate them?"

"Uh, you might not know that cats can evolve into tigers?" Xiao Yi explained, "When a cat needs to, it can evolve into a tiger, no problem eating whatever then, and when not needed, it just devolves back. Isn’t that common sense?"

[What kind of common sense from which world are you talking about? Doesn’t it defy the law of conservation of energy?]

[The cat Brother Xiao Yi mentioned, isn’t it Pokémon? The kind that can evolve into the universe’s number one tiger?]

"What on earth is this guy babbling about?"

The police officer was completely at his limit, but he was unwilling to give up arguing with Xiao Yi as if conceding defeat.

No, I must refute him!

So, running out of things to say, he immediately brought up his colleague’s argument.

"Never mind the rest, your logic is flawed anyway, a person can’t be scared into jumping so high and writing on the ceiling!"

"Well..." Xiao Yi fell silent.

Indeed, even in a rage, humans can’t do something so outrageous.

Just as the audience in the livestream, who were nearly numb from watching Xiao Yi think deeply and thought this absurd reasoning was finally over, and the police officer thought he had finally won, Xiao Yi suddenly had an epiphany.

"Ah, I see! I understand! The blood letters were written by the cat, it killed in a moment of passion!"

"...Ah?" Everyone present was stunned again.

[???????????]

Although the viewers in the livestream were already seasoned veterans, it didn’t stop the flood of question marks from overflowing.

Then, Xiao Yi said,

"Why did the cat write such a thing? I thought about it carefully and then realized, the cat must have killed in a moment of passion! It was so regretful after killing, so in order to avoid being held responsible, it had to disguise it as if it hadn’t done it. As for why it was a crime of passion, it’s very likely that the cat wanted to find a dark place to meet with other little female cats and mate, so it came through the chimney."

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