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Chapter 263 - 233 Evil God

Chapter 263: Chapter 233 Evil God

"Is that even edible? Sigh... Never mind, let’s just call the chef."

The gentleman sighed helplessly, regretting his decision to trust Xiao Yi’s cooking skills.

"What’s wrong?" Xiao Yi asked in confusion, "Is it just because it looks a bit off? Is that reason enough to reject it?"

"It’s not just about the looks!" the gentleman said helplessly. "It’s awful in every aspect!"

"...I thought I did pretty well." Xiao Yi muttered softly, feeling a bit resentful after his hard work had been so bluntly dismissed.

So, Xiao Yi added, "Fine, I’ll just make something simpler then."

"Simpler food?"

"Yes, fried food," Xiao Yi said. "As long as it’s food, just dip it in egg wash, bread it, and fry it in oil. The taste won’t be too bad, one could say it’s a skill with very low technical content."

"...Indeed."

The gentleman thought so too, especially since Xiao Yi had specified it had to be food, not just anything.

That meant he wasn’t about to toss a shoe sole into the fryer, it seemed he still had some common sense.

Therefore, the gentleman decided to trust him one more time.

"Alright, this is the last time, I don’t have unlimited time, we can’t afford any more waste."

"Alright, alright..."

Xiao Yi nodded, then picked up a tomato.

"...Ah!?" the gentleman quickly intervened, "What are you doing? You’re not planning to deep-fry that, are you?"

"Is there a problem?" Xiao Yi countered.

"Of course, there’s a problem!" the gentleman hurriedly said, "Doing that, what’s the difference between this and deep-frying a lump of debate!?"

Xiao Yi: "?"

And the viewers in the live stream deeply understood and agreed with the gentleman’s actions.

[To be honest, that thing to us is like a chocolate-stuffed dumpling, never mind the taste, no one can accept this kind of thing!]

[The taste isn’t right either. Deep frying it won’t cook it through; it will be half-raw! Tomatoes are nice raw or cooked, but half-cooked, they’re just a pure lump of debate!]

[By the way, why is everyone calling it a tomato? Isn’t it called a tomato?]

[Are you sure you want to start this conversation here?]

Anyway, no matter what, Xiao Yi had been deprived of cooking privileges, banned from entering the kitchen.

The gentleman couldn’t believe he had once trusted Xiao Yi’s cooking skills, he almost thought he must be insane.

Then, the gentleman seriously said to Xu Yi:

"Mr. Yi, let me be honest! Your cooking skills are really terrible! It’s like a lump of (censored)!"

Xu Yi: "...Ah?"

[Finally! Someone had to mention it!]

[The best episode yet!]

Xiao Yi definitely looked incredulous, he immediately retorted:

"How’s that possible? Others have tasted my cooking before, and they said it was good!"

To which the gentleman replied, "If that’s really the case, I can only say those people must have something wrong with their brains! Mr. Yi, please do consult a real chef! Then you will understand how absurd your cooking really is!"

"This..." Xiao Yi fell silent.

This time, Xiao Yi couldn’t just rewrite others’ perceptions with his own, so... Xiao Yi finally faced the reality.

"Is the food I make... really that bad?"

Xiao Yi couldn’t help but dwell on this thought, and decided in his heart, once the current matters were handled, he definitely needed to thoroughly sharpen his skills!

...

Later, Xiao Yi returned to Dr. Carl’s clinic, planning to meet with someone from the Glor family.

However, after returning to the clinic, Xiao Yi saw no sign of Carl.

"...Where is he? Could it be that just the one time I manage to be punctual, he’s late?"

Just as Xiao Yi was wondering, a nurse from Carl’s clinic saw him and hurried over:

"Mr. Yi, you’re finally back. Dr. Carl went ahead to the Glor family’s for discussions. He said when you return, I would take you to the Glor family’s villa."

"What?" Xiao Yi said in surprise, "So the one who’s late is me? But I calculated my return time right. Could it have been that I spent too much time on the road?"

Indeed, Xiao Yi had spent a lot of time on the road; after all, he had gotten lost again.

Ultimately, when asking for directions, he just happened to encounter someone heading to Carl’s clinic and followed them back.

"Anyway, let’s go, always rushing around."

Next, Xiao Yi went with the nurse to the Glor family’s villa.

The villa was located in the busiest area of the town.

Upon arriving, the nurse pointed out the location to him and hurried off... it seemed she had a lot more work to attend to.

Xiao Yi then looked where she had indicated, seeing a large crowd gathered in front of a villa, all chattering about something.

Moreover, their expressions revealed panic.

Also, in front of the villa, there were several people dressed as police officers, keeping others away.

It was clear something serious had happened here.

Xiao Yi wanted to get a closer look and soon spotted Carl among the crowd.

Xiao Yi walked over and asked, "Carl, do you know what happened here?"