Livestreaming: I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!
Chapter 249 - 227: Essentials for Unprotected Diving in Human Impact_2

Chapter 249: Chapter 227: Essentials for Unprotected Diving in Human Impact_2

"Uh, got it now."

Xiao Yi nodded with certainty and then confidently took a step forward, heading straight away.

And then... Xiao Yi got lost.

To ask how Xiao Yi managed to get lost on an almost straight path, that question could only be described as difficult to answer.

Meanwhile, everyone in the livestream was watching Xiao Yi’s continuously skewed direction, causing their blood pressure to soar! Surge! Spike! Rocket! Skyrocket!

At this moment, the livestream room was already filled with wailing.

[The gentleman would have never imagined that even with such clear and explicit guidance, Brother Xiao Yi would still get lost, right? To be honest... I really didn’t see it coming either.]

[At first, everyone burst into laughter when they saw Xiao Yi approaching the circular intersection and instantly turning left into a side alley before even getting there, expressing their enjoyment. And then... everyone watched in silence as Brother Xiao Yi entered someone else’s home and exited through the back door... Why on earth would he think that was a path?]

[I thought my heart fluttered because of Brother Xiao Yi, but it turns out it’s his actions that are causing palpitations!]

[This part is really a must-have for unprotected human diving as the internal and external pressures were instantly balanced. But watching this broadcast at one standard atmospheric pressure is nothing short of suicidal!]

[Brother Xiao Yi, please stop playing around, okay? Quickly say the safe word, I really can’t hold on anymore!]

[Quack! Don’t go there, that’s a river!]

Lost on his way, Xiao Yi unwittingly found himself in front of a river about a dozen meters wide.

"Hmm... This route is rather complicated," Xiao Yi mused as he gazed at the river before him.

[I think what’s complicated isn’t the route, but your train of thought.]

"I remember that guy said to go straight..."

Xiao Yi fully understood the concept of going straight, so he immediately stepped towards the river and then... skimmed across the water surface rapidly, like a dragonfly touching the water, crossing the river.

[...Huh?]

"...Huh?"

Not only the viewers in the livestream were baffled by this spectacle, but also a middle-aged man fishing by the river.

"He actually crossed the river without getting wet... Is... Is this even possible?"

The middle-aged man stood up in astonishment, though he still clutched the fishing rod in his hand.

Then, he asked Xiao Yi:

"Did you... could it be that you used the legendary kung fu technique, Light Body Water Strider!?"

"Huh? What are you babbling about, there’s no such mystic thing as kung fu in this world, I simply applied some scientific principles," Xiao Yi explained: "Have you ever tried skipping stones on water? It’s the same principle, the surface of the water actually has a layer of tension, so you see, as long as you step on it before the water can react and then immediately step forward again, it can’t respond in time, and naturally you can ’float’ on water."

[...Huh? I can’t say I don’t understand, I simply totally understand!]

[Brother Xiao Yi’s words, from beginning to middle to end, are completely unrelated! So what about that ’so’ so!]

However, Xiao Yi’s words did indeed bamboozle the middle-aged man, convincing him.

"I see... Great! I’ve got to give it a try too!"

He immediately put down his fishing rod and charged toward the river.

[To make Fishing Man put down his rod, Brother Xiao Yi... truly terrifying indeed!]

Xiao Yi didn’t pay any more attention to the chap tumbling in the river and went straight on his way.

Shortly after, Xiao Yi entered a sparsely populated forest.

"This..." Xiao Yi looked at the scene before him, nodding thoughtfully, "Is that hospital’s address really so remote? Is it because city real estate is too expensive? But building in a place like this, I guess there won’t be much business, right."

[So you’re completely denying you took the wrong path, aren’t you?]

Suddenly, Xiao Yi heard... a light laughter from girls that should not have been there in such a deserted place.

And it wasn’t just one person but many girls’ laughter, weaving together a symphony.

The girls’ laughter was ethereal, coming and going... but it had an indescribable sense of abnormality.

"What’s going on?" Xiao Yi couldn’t help but look toward the source of the laughter and walked over.

And then, Xiao Yi saw at least twenty girls gathered around a bonfire.

Among them were girls and young girls, all looking very happy, and seemingly because they were so joyful, they didn’t notice Xiao Yi’s arrival and continued doing their thing.

And the person at the center of their circle was a somewhat frail woman.

She was a bit older than the other girls, probably in her twenties.

She had a kindly smile on her face and tossed some powdery substance into the bonfire.

Then, the flames leaped high into the sky, causing all the surrounding girls to let out surprised shrieks.

"Alright, girls, mind your manners, it’s time to start praying to God."

This woman seemed to hold a high status among the girls; upon hearing her words, all the girls quieted down, kneeled towards the bonfire with hands clasped, and began murmuring strange phrases.

"Return! Return!"

"Return! Return!"

"We offer in our hands the filthy marrow of inferior mortals’ thoughts, pleading for Your fingertips to touch!"

"Awaken from the sleep within the clinging mist, return from nothingness! Unveil that overflowing light!"

"We wait in silence, for Your return, to end all suffering of this world with extreme madness."

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