Livestreaming: I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!
Chapter 239 - 222 Insulator_2

Chapter 239: Chapter 222 Insulator_2

"God?" Xiao Yi narrowed his eyes, showing a look as if he was looking at an idiot. "What on earth are you talking about?"

"Um... I wonder if it could snow soon, we could go eat together, maybe it’s really tasty."

"..." Xiao Yi stood up silently, then walked over and grabbed her hand.

"Eh? Xiao Yi, what’s wrong?" The girl showed a puzzled expression.

Seeing this scene, Eve and Xu Woshi suddenly got excited.

Could this be... a chance!?

Then, Xiao Yi suddenly showed a tender but somewhat sorrowful expression, and said to the girl:

"It’s okay, you don’t need to say anymore. I understand your situation now. Such a pitiful child, but you can’t give up on treatment. Your disease can definitely be cured!"

"Disease?" The girl looked puzzled.

"Huh? Disease?" Eve and Xu Woshi were also stunned.

"Yes!" Xiao Yi said concernedly, "Being brain-dead is a congenital disease, so it’s not your fault for being an idiot. Let’s go, let’s see a doctor together. With today’s medical standards, we can definitely cure your brain-dead condition!"

"..."

In the distance, Eve and Xu Woshi fell silent.

A breeze blew past them, but... it couldn’t disperse the awkwardness.

"Yikes..." Eve said, "The plot is starting to go in a weird direction."

"I think I understand why you failed." Xu Woshi said, "Can’t you bring in some somewhat normal people? Maybe Xiao Yi unexpectedly likes the types that normal people would like."

"Ugh..." Eve also showed a bitter expression, but she quickly rallied her spirits, "Then how about this!?"

Eve used her abilities again!

...

During lunchtime, Xiao Yi was about to leave the classroom to grab something to eat, but just then, someone called out to him.

"Hey, Xiao Yi..."

Xiao Yi turned around and found a breathtakingly beautiful girl standing in front of him, inexplicably holding two beautiful lunch boxes.

At that moment, the bystanders also aptly exclaimed in a low voice:

"Wow! Isn’t that the well-known heiress of a consortium, the granddaughter of some big shot, the winner of an international beauty contest? Look at that stunning face! That body that’s the epitome of the golden ratio! Even a G cup! And she’s got a nice personality too! How could there be such a perfect person in the world!"

"That’s too much!" Xu Woshi couldn’t help but say, "You’ve piled on way too many elements!"

"More is better," Eve seemed very confident this time, "So, facing such a woman, can you hold on, Xiao Yi? Let me see it!"

At the same time, the girl asked Xiao Yi shyly:

"Are you... planning to go out to eat? Didn’t bring your own food?"

"That’s right." Xiao Yi answered while wondering who this person was and if they were familiar.

"Is that so?" The girl seemed relieved, "That’s great then."

Xiao Yi: "...Huh?"

"Nothing." The girl coughed lightly to hide her shyness and offered the lunch box, "If you don’t mind, you can have this!"

"Really!? That’s very kind of you!" Xiao Yi immediately accepted it, thinking although he didn’t know who she was, she must be a good person!

At that moment, the girl added: "But don’t get me wrong! This wasn’t specially prepared for you; just that my friend couldn’t come today, and I didn’t want it to go to waste, so I gave it to you! Don’t misunderstand!"

"...Okay." Xiao Yi nodded. "I get it. I won’t misunderstand."

"Really... it really wasn’t specially prepared for you."

After emphasizing this repeatedly, the girl finally left shyly.

Xiao Yi looked at the meal in his hand and mused:

"With such a stern emphasis on it not being for me, it seems she dislikes me, but even so, she still gave it to me? What a kind person."

Xiao Yi opened the lunch box and found a small card inside, on which was written:

[I like you.]

"Um... I see," Xiao Yi looked as if he had understood everything, "No wonder she kept saying it wasn’t for me, not to misunderstand, because it was for this reason. Don’t worry, I’m not one of those fools with an overinflated sense of self. I definitely won’t misunderstand, after all... it was originally prepared for your friend."

Grateful, Xiao Yi ate the food and... completely misunderstood nothing.

...

"Why don’t you just misunderstand!" Woshi was getting so anxious she was almost frantic, "You might as well misunderstand! Wasn’t that all in vain?"

"Grrrr!" Eve, too, was furious, "Xiao Yi! What a troublesome man! But then again... tsunderes really have degenerated."

"Uh..."

"But, this can’t go on like this!" Eve had started to despair, ramping up her efforts! "So, bring it all on, no matter what!"

"Oh!" Woshi echoed, "Maybe we should have done this earlier!"

Then... Xiao Yi saw a bunch of bizarre girls confessing their love to him.

There were those who wanted to kill him, those who wanted to be in a band with him for a lifetime, ones with tentacles, all sorts, even one that was a lump of rotting flesh.

However, Xiao Yi rejected each one of them.

But then, he saw even more bizarre people confessing their love to him.

Tomboys, femboys, burly men, handsome young men, handsome middle-aged men, handsome grandpas kept appearing endlessly!

But Xiao Yi pinched his nose and rejected them as well.

"Gah!!! Damn it!!! Xiao Yi, you bastard, do you really feel nothing for women... no! For all humanity!?"

Eve was visibly seething with rage, about to blow her top.

"Uh..."

Woshi appeared utterly helpless.

Although she was a bit overwhelmed at first, seeing the increasingly abstract things that followed, Woshi had no choice but to calm down.

So now, she was thinking about how to calm down the increasingly agitated Eve.

But speaking of which... aside from those increasingly abstract things, what Eve had initially arranged was quite human-like.

And Xiao Yi wasn’t interested in any of them; could he truly be the legendary insulator?

"I don’t believe it! I just can’t believe it!" But before Woshi could think further, she saw Eve about to explode, "Whatever! Let’s start with extraterrestrial beings from Blue Star next! I refuse to believe there isn’t a single entity that can evoke a hint of feeling in him!"

"... Eh?" Woshi quickly intervened, "Isn’t that enough? The school has already started suspending classes for today, let’s stop here, otherwise, more people will be affected."

What Eve conjured up, the abstract stuff, others could see it too.

Thus, the whole school was scared into halting.

"It’s okay!" Eve said with a smile, "Nothing like that will happen, and even if it does, we can just alter the particles of this planet and the universe, turning back time to the day before, pretending nothing happened, right?"

"No... I think it’s better not to do that."

Just then, a voice suddenly echoed beside them.

"You’re here. Seeing your performance was not bad this time, I was thinking of reducing your sentence, but it looks like I’ll have to extend it now."

"... Ah?" Eve gasped, hurriedly saying, "I can’t believe I was discovered! How is that possible!?"

"I have to admit, your little scheming was quite effective. If I hadn’t been constantly monitoring here, I might not have noticed your antics. Alright, get back here now, you’re really being a nuisance."

"Gah! I don’t want my freedom to be restricted again!"

However, as soon as the voice finished speaking, Eve had vanished.

Then, the voice spoke to Woshi, "Daughter of Xu Yingguang, I apologize for the trouble, I assure you this will not happen again."

With that, the voice disappeared.

"Uh..." Woshi roughly understood what had happened, and she let out a sigh of relief.

Then, she looked at the spot where Eve had vanished and gave a resigned smile.

"... Goodbye."