Livestreaming: I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!
Chapter 158 - 153 Analog Horror Again and Again and Again

Chapter 158: Chapter 153 Analog Horror Again and Again and Again

When Eve volunteered to go to the dungeon world, everyone else couldn’t help but show their dumbfounded expression.

"You’re going? You... are you reliable? I can’t really say."

"Ah, you’ve finally caught an opportunity."

"Hmph—everyone knows what you’re scheming! Those abacus beads of yours have jumped beyond the limit!"

"Shut up!" Eve’s expression was resolute, her attitude firm that only she could do it, "Anyway, I’m taking on this important task this time! No one else is suitable! Who agrees? Who disagrees?"

"I disagree!" Rule Seven immediately stood up, "Who doesn’t know you have a personal agenda? I don’t think you’ll perform your duty with seriousness, thus, I believe I’m the best choice to handle this matter!"

"...Huh?" Eve was instantly displeased.

However, before she could respond, the others voiced their dissatisfaction first.

"I don’t know what the fuck you’re arguing about, just hurry up and decide! I can’t be bothered listening to your argument!"

"This is not just any matter," Rule Seven spoke, "It’s a matter of great importance, and I’m not acting out of selfishness, it’s all for..."

"...Huh? You’re being a fucking poser!"

"........."

Seeing Rule Seven’s power started to emerge, everyone knew Rule Seven wouldn’t waste more words and was ready to take action.

But before that could happen, a voice stopped him.

"What’s the rush, you guys? There’s nothing worth fighting over here, it’s not like we can solve everything once and for all this time. Dependent Dharma Empty Way has entangled us for so long for a reason. In the end, everyone is involved, don’t rush."

Then, that being looked towards Eve.

"...Rule One, you said you want to take on the responsibility?"

"That’s right," Eve answered.

"...Is that so? This is really... deeply moving. I didn’t expect Rule One to actually volunteer to take responsibility... Can someone hand me a tissue? I’m in tears now."

"...Are you serious?"

"Uh, uh, really... that’s enough."

"Cough cough! Well... anyway, this time let Rule One be in charge."

"Great!" Eve clenched her fists excitedly and started jumping up and down.

At last... I can see you again.

...

On this day, Analog Horror... yet again descended.

A voice, as if from far away, yet incredibly clear and soul-shaking, once again rose inside everyone’s mind on Blue Star.

[Analog Horror game is about to descend, selecting the Chosen One]

People were already used to it.

Once again, people habitually opened the Analog Horror livestream, but some, subconsciously, opened Brother Xiao Yi’s exclusive livestream first, then realized and switched back to the Analog Horror livestream.

[Ah, I subconsciously opened Brother Xiao Yi’s livestream, I’ve become addicted to watching Brother Xiao Yi these days, before I knew it, I can’t live without Brother Xiao Yi anymore!]

[Usually watch Brother Xiao Yi livestream, when Analog Horror comes I watch Brother Xiao Yi livestream, my life has been filled by Brother Xiao Yi, rounding up, it’s basically filled by Brother Xiao Yi!]

[Don’t be too outrageous! Haven’t you ranted enough during normal streams? Isn’t there a single normal person in this chat?]

[Who focuses on Brother Xiao Yi and doesn’t go crazy? The rest is just pretending! Damn it, I can’t take it, I’m going to blow up Blue Star! His grandma’s chicken’s sister’s cucumber’s whole family roast sheep um, kill kill kill!! So scary kill kill kill kill kill kill! Tornado destroys parking lot! Crows ride airplanes! Completely insane! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Completely insane! Completely insane!]

[So... every time Analog Horror comes I must watch you people go crazy? That’s enough already!]

Just then, the Analog Horror livestream officially started, and that name appeared before everyone again, bringing comfort.

[Dragon Country—Xiao Yi]

Xiao Yi also appeared once again before everyone.

Xiao Yi was distinctly different this time, not confused or eager for battle but immensely tense and on his guard.

After thoroughly scanning the pure white space around him and confirming he was alone, Xiao Yi finally settled down.

Needless to say, everyone knew exactly what Xiao Yi was guarding against.

"Invincible Brother Xiao Yi showing such an expression can only mean trouble."

"It seems, for Brother Xiao Yi, Analog Horror is far less terrifying than that woman!"

"Woman! How terrifying, how powerful!"

At that moment, a voice announced the beginning of this instance.

"Ding! The game is about to start, loading Kaidan Dungeon—Flash and Deserted Mountain Night."

"This instance is of Nine Stars difficulty and allows only two external reminder opportunities."

Upon seeing this message, everyone fell silent for a moment.

"Nine Stars difficulty, it’s really hard to say whether this instance is difficult or not."

"Indeed, the highest difficulty and special difficulty are hard to call hard but not hard, and one-star difficulty is also hard to call hard but not hard; it’s really difficult to judge."

"Rather than the difficulty of the instance being hard to judge, it’s Brother Xiao Yi’s strength that’s elusive; we still have no clue about his real power."

"Brother Xiao Yi’s strength equates to his IQ—¿, an unknown variable that could apparently be any value, thus facing anyone he seems to have the upper hand."

Regardless, Xiao Yi had to face the challenge this time, even if the biggest challenge he had encountered so far was ahead, he had to move forward.

Soon after, the pure white in front of Xiao Yi began to fade, and when he came to his senses, he was standing on the mountainside, beside a vehicle that was completely wrecked and unusable.

Xiao Yi’s current location appeared to be a deserted mountain.

And now, it was nearly dusk, and it would soon be dark.

In Xiao Yi’s hands, somehow a briefcase had appeared, which he tried to open but found it locked; Xiao Yi wordlessly dropped it on the ground.

He looked around again and seemed to realize his situation.

"Could it be... I was on my way to the mission destination, met with a traffic accident, and got stuck in this deep mountain? Does that mean... I’ve met with disaster?"

Xiao Yi was speaking when suddenly a page fluttered towards him on the wind, landing right in his hand.

But Xiao Yi just glanced at it once, and upon seeing the densely packed words on the page, he immediately threw it away, letting the breeze carry it off.

The viewers in the livestream were rendered speechless by this scene; that page was undoubtedly the rule document! Yet Xiao Yi had just thrown it away!

Xu Yingguang also felt helpless, but since there were only two external reminder opportunities, he had to make good use of them, so he didn’t stop Xiao Yi.

Then, the rule document information gathered from other livestreams also arrived in Xu Yingguang’s hands.

Xu Yingguang started reading the rules for this instance immediately.

"Kaidan Dungeon: Flash and Deserted Mountain Night"

"My life is always in darkness, thus I never hope to see the sun. Also for this reason, I envy those whose sight is blurred, for they are always guided by the path beneath their feet, not stepping into darkness like I do because I see the distant path clearly. Everyone thinks clarity is good, but unfortunately, it’s also a futile reality, leaving nothing behind. Hence, I never hope to see the sun... He is so, and so am I, therefore, I must atone. Remember! Always stay alert! Stay awake when conscious! Stay awake in dreams! Always strive to think desperately! What exactly is the Flash!?"

"Rule One: The enemies encountered in this instance cannot be defeated by any power outside of the rules."

"Rule Two: The text described on the collected pages also holds the power of the rules, including this page."

"Rule Three: Please find and enter a stronghold within the deserted mountain before nighttime; it will provide you safety."

"Rule Four: Do not attempt to escape; all attempts to flee are futile, for you are confined here."

"Rule Five: Please take care of the briefcase in your hand; the lock will unlock automatically after a period, and it may contain information that is important or unimportant to you."

"Rule Six: Every time you enter the Deserted Mountain Night, a page will appear on a table in the central hall of the stronghold, written with information about the enemy."

"Rule Seven: Pages will appear in various forms; it’s best to collect all or at least remember their contents."

"Rule Eight: Never forget, as long as you are here, wherever you go, you are always alone."

"Victory Condition: After investigating the true nature of Deserted Mountain Night, decipher the true meaning of the Flash."