Livestreaming: I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!
Chapter 109 - 104: Namo Gatling Bodhisattva

Chapter 109: Chapter 104: Namo Gatling Bodhisattva

Consciousness rewrote reality.

This ability sounded quite impressive, but it was actually extremely limited.

Because, no matter how skilled a person is at deceiving others, they could never truly deceive themselves; at most, they could only persuade themselves.

If an ordinary person acquired this ability, the effect they could exert would likely be quite limited, and, in the end, there wouldn’t be much difference between having the ability and not having it.

Moreover, the ability to rewrite reality with consciousness might very well drive oneself insane.

Confusion, anxiety, and fear would turn into tangible harm, tormenting oneself both mentally and physically, not to mention the mental contamination and other forms of mental torture found in Analog Horror.

An ordinary person couldn’t withstand such torture; a mental breakdown was only a matter of time. This ability was not only useless, but it could also become one’s own nightmare.

Only someone as unique as Xiao Yi would be able to make good use of this ability.

However, that didn’t mean Xiao Yi could perfectly handle all situations, like this time.

Facing Xiao Yi’s situation, the best approach would actually be to use... brainwashing or hypnotic techniques.

If it had been before, Xu Yingguang would have never resorted to such measures unless absolutely necessary, but now, Xu Yingguang would never employ such methods.

Because other countries had tried using these techniques on the Chosen Ones with such idealistic powers from their own nations, and the result was... the Chosen Ones’ talents were directly invalidated.

It seemed that Analog Horror did not allow humans to use such despicable measures.

When facing Analog Horror, any attempt to be cunning could very likely turn into a gun pointed at one’s own forehead.

In summary, Xu Yingguang’s current option was to persuade Xiao Yi... or to deceive Xiao Yi.

Thus, Xu Yingguang said to Xiao Yi:

"Xiao Yi, it seems this mission is an easy one for you."

"...Is it?"

"Yes, after all, those mutants here can’t harm you. Considering your enhanced physical fitness, not even bullets can hurt you."

However, hearing Xu Yingguang’s words, Xiao Yi frowned and said, "Uncle Xu, you’re exaggerating. Even if a person’s physical strength is increased tenfold, they still can’t stop bullets."

Once Xiao Yi was convinced of something, he would follow through with it, and nothing could change his mind. Like now.

"That was indeed a bit of an exaggeration, but those mutants indeed cannot harm you. At least, you don’t have to worry about getting infected."

"Is that so?" Xiao Yi still appeared indifferent, "I know my own body, anyway, I will try my best not to get bitten."

"...Right, the equipment and supplies have almost arrived at your location."

"Equipment and supplies?" As Xiao Yi wondered, he saw that a pile of supplies had indeed appeared before him and Xu Woshi.

"What is that!?" Xiao Yi’s eyes suddenly lit up!

Xu Yingguang introduced, "Assault Rifles, Microcharges, Long-range Sniper Rifles, spare pistols, and universal ammunition are all here, as well as Hand Grenades, Liquid Explosives, and various other explosive equipment, as well as communication equipment for the two of you, and most importantly! The protective equipment."

"Protective equipment?" Xu Woshi also came over curiously and picked up a jacket, "It’s a pretty good-looking piece of clothing, is this supposed to be protective equipment?"

"Yes!" Xu Yingguang nodded emphatically, speaking earnestly, "That jacket may look thin, but it actually incorporates nano-technology, top-notch in both portability and protection! That truly means bullets can’t even leave a scratch on it, Woshi, both you and Xiao Yi should put it on."

"Hmm, understood, Dad."

Xiao Yi was already eagerly putting on the equipment, and Xu Woshi began to suit up as well.

In fact, these pieces of equipment were crafted using Anti-Abnormal Technology. As products of anti-abnormal technology are not bound by conventional forms, Xu Yingguang had deliberately fashioned them in the shape of modern weaponry.

He knew Xiao Yi would like it.

These weapons and protective equipment indeed had an extremely strong ability to counter abnormalities. As for their other abilities, it was up to Xiao Yi to make the most of them.

While Xiao Yi delightedly suited up in these top-tier gears, people from other countries had already started to nervously challenge the instance.

Even though this was just the lowest level of difficulty, it was, after all, Analog Horror, and some people had already failed. Others, having learned from the last instance, were meticulously scrutinizing the rule document, almost desperate to tear apart every word on it in order to find the true meaning beyond the rules.

But in reality, there was no need to do so, because not every instance required such meticulous attention to detail.

After all, the guy designing the instances didn’t put that much thought into making every instance intricate with tricks.

And in the Dragon Country live streaming room, the audience was initially stunned to see the modern equipment, thinking to themselves, "Where’s my Anti-Abnormal Technology!? Why did Dragon Country send modern equipment? Could it be that Anti-Abnormal Technology doesn’t work on abnormalities of such a low level?"

But then again... Mutants infected with an abnormality do count as abnormalities, after all. It’s quite a free-for-all.

Anyway, everyone in the live stream room had assumed that the Anti-Abnormal Technology must be stuff like talismans, peach wood swords, and crosses.

However, the officials soon announced that these pieces of modern equipment were made with Anti-Abnormal Technology, and the live streaming room instantly filled with a lively atmosphere.

[I could never have imagined— not even if you took my head off—that the weapons to fight those evil spirits would actually be guns. How utterly materialistic.]

[Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, spinning three thousand six hundred times in a single breath! Great compassion, great mercy, saving the people! The Buddha’s mercy...]

[All kinds of secret arts, yet here we have guns!]

"Great!" At this time, Xiao Yi, already geared up, became even more excited.

Suddenly, Xu Yingguang said to Xiao Yi, "Xiao Yi, no matter what happens later, I hope you will take good care of Woshi. Can you promise me that?"

Xiao Yi looked at Xu Woshi and replied, "I will protect her."

Of course, that was only natural, after all, in Xiao Yi’s heart, Xu Woshi was his Nobel Prize!

"Okay, anyway, no matter what happens later, I just hope you can take good care of her. Please!" Xu Yingguang insisted once more, then abruptly ended the communication.

At that moment, Xu Woshi had also geared up. With a serious face, she made a gun-toting gesture and then let out a tiny laugh with a huff, seemingly quite pleased with herself.

Xu Woshi then looked at Xiao Yi and said, "Senior, I’m all ready!"

"...Senior?" Xiao Yi was taken aback.

"Yes!" Xu Woshi nodded vigorously, "You are my senior in ’Analog Horror,’ so it’s a fitting title!"

"...You don’t have to call me that, just Xiao Yi is fine."

"Is that so? Well then, Xiao Yi, let’s head out!"

With those words, Xu Woshi’s steps were devoid of any hesitation or confusion as she turned and took a step forward.

And then, she walked straight into a concrete column.

"Guhwa!"

Xu Woshi couldn’t help but stagger back several steps, clutching her forehead and letting out a pained whimper. The pain was so intense that she crouched down, her eyes brimming with tears.

Her steps might not have shown any hesitation, but she should have at least watched where she was going.

"...?"

Xiao Yi was also startled and quickly rushed over to check on Xu Woshi.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I’m fine... but it really hurts."

"Of course it hurts; you should watch where you’re going. Hold on, let me look at it."

Saying this, Xiao Yi had already cradled Xu Woshi’s face and gently brushed away her hair to look at her forehead.

"..."

Xu Woshi felt Xiao Yi’s fingers softly sliding across her forehead, tickling slightly.

Seeing this scene, the entire live streaming room exploded.

[Ah!!! I’m melting!!!]

[Sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet!!!]

[Damn it! In this moment in time! What else could possibly withstand Xu Woshi! What could resist!?]

Meanwhile, seeing this scene, Xu Yingguang’s mind also went into overdrive... emotionally.