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Chapter 102 - 97 Hitting the Road

Chapter 102: Chapter 97 Hitting the Road

The instructor couldn’t help but wonder, he only taught Xiao Yi how to drive, but had never covered the content of "Profession II" with him. How could he possibly pass?

However, the staff had said this at the time.

"It’s fine, we will arrange everything."

Instructor: "..."

Later, on the day of the test, the instructor finally saw what they meant by having arranged everything.

Even if Xiao Yi made a mistake, the test scoring device wouldn’t react at all. Even if there was a major issue, it would only prompt him to start the test over.

For example, as soon as Xiao Yi buckled his seatbelt when he got into the car, the test scoring device prompted:

"Not wearing a seatbelt, please buckle the seatbelt and then restart the test."

Sitting in the passenger seat, Xiao Yi was puzzled. Hadn’t he buckled his seatbelt?

In any case, under these circumstances, anyone could pass.

Shortly after hearing the test scoring device say, "Test over, result is satisfactory, please go print the results," Xiao Yi suavely got out of the battered test car, thinking that "Profession II" was nothing special.

Xiao Yi immediately walked up to the instructor and said, "Instructor, I passed ’Profession II’ on the first try! All thanks to your careful guidance!"

"..." The instructor remained silent.

"Alright, time waits for no one. Instructor, let’s start on ’Profession III’ right away. I’ll wait for you in the car outside!" After saying this, Xiao Yi briskly walked away.

"..." The instructor looked distressed.

At that moment, a staff member came over, patted the instructor on the shoulder, and sighed, "Go ahead."

"No, is this even possible?" the instructor hurriedly said. "Are you sure you want him on the road? What if he crashes into someone else?"

"Striving to meet his needs is our duty!" the staff member said. "Besides, we’ve already made all the necessary preparations."

"Preparations? What preparations?"

The staff member explained, "We’ve arranged for him to drive in less crowded suburban areas, limited some intersections, and even called in eighteen military vehicles disguised as civilian ones, fully loaded with armed special forces. Ten vehicles will clear the way in front, and eight will escort from behind, ensuring you encounter as few other vehicles as possible during the drive."

"...Ah?" The instructor was stunned. "Is it really necessary to go to this extent?"

"But, that alone is still not enough," the staff member sighed. "After all, this city is a well-known major city with countless vehicle owners. We can’t possibly block the roads and cause inconvenience to the residents here. There are also numerous intersections, and we can’t guarantee that no other vehicles will come, so please be extra careful."

Hearing this, the instructor knew he couldn’t procrastinate any longer and had to proceed.

"Oh, Instructor, you’ve arrived."

As Xiao Yi waited outside, he was about to get in the car, but before that, the instructor took something out that caught his attention.

"I’m not completely unprepared," the instructor said, sticking the item on the back of the car.

"What’s this?"

Xiao Yi looked and saw it was a sticker that read, "Profession III, failed eight times, please maintain distance."

The instructor knew very well the deterrent power of this sticker was extraordinary; at least if he saw it, he definitely wouldn’t dare get too close. It was the best solution he could think of.

"Three? Eight?" Xiao Yi was confused, he hadn’t taken "Profession III" even once. But since the instructor had done this, Xiao Yi presumed the instructor had his reasons and didn’t ask further.

...

After getting into the car, the instructor nervously reminded Xiao Yi:

"Driving too slowly on the road can actually be more dangerous, so I’ll increase the maximum speed a bit, but you must remember! Always be aware of the situations on the road, slow down gradually when you see any vehicles or pedestrians, no matter how far away. Got it?"

"Got it, got it," Xiao Yi couldn’t wait to start driving.

"..." The instructor didn’t know whether Xiao Yi really understood. All he could do was keep his foot ready on the brake at all times.

Now it was different from before; a real crash could happen! He had to be extremely cautious!

This might have been the most nerve-wracking moment of the instructor’s career!

But to his surprise, Xiao Yi was actually driving quite well!?

Not only did he properly yield to pedestrians and other cars, but he also seemed to understand traffic lights!? Knowing to stop at red and go at green!?

"This..." The instructor was even stuttering, "You... you know the traffic rules?"

"...Uh?" Xiao Yi was speechless, "Isn’t that common sense? Although I’ve never driven before, I’ve been in cars for many years. I know not to change lanes over a solid line, and who doesn’t know about traffic lights?"

"This... Well, yeah."

The instructor thought to himself, it appears he had underestimated Xiao Yi after all. Despite his common sense issues, it didn’t mean he had problems with all common sense.

At least, just driving on the road without hitting anything, that small matter, Xiao Yi could still handle...

"Oh no! I crashed!!"

Instructor: "???"

Just as the instructor got a little distracted, Xiao Yi had crashed into a car parked by the road.

The reason being that half of that car’s front was blocking the road.

Seeing this, the instructor said, "Indeed, it’s the other party’s fault, but couldn’t you have just maneuvered around it?"

"But..." said Xiao Yi, "this is a solid line, I can’t cross the solid line."

"This..." The instructor didn’t know what to say for a moment.

"Anyway, just write them an apology note and stick it on their car, and then we’ll leave," Xiao Yi wrote a note, stuck it on the rear of the car, and left.

Later, the car owner came back and saw the note on the rear of his car.

The note read, "I’m truly sorry, I accidentally scratched your car. I hope you don’t mind."

The car owner chuckled to himself, thinking it rare to encounter someone so polite these days, so he wasn’t upset... until he saw his heavily dented front end.

Car owner: "... Ah?"

...

"Oh, another traffic light." Xiao Yi stopped his car next to the intersection, waiting for the traffic light.

At that time, a sports car stopped next to him.

Two heavily made-up, petite girls burst into a somewhat piercing laughter at Xiao Yi.

"Hey, big brother, you failed ’Profession III’ eight times, didn’t you? We almost died laughing when we saw it!"

"Exactly, big brother, you’re really useless, I don’t even know why you’re still around, really a loser~waste~,"

"Giggle, waste~ waste~ really so weak~"

Xiao Yi: "?"