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Chapter 329 - 212: A Collection of Bizarre Cases, The Fourth Case

Chapter 329: Chapter 212: A Collection of Bizarre Cases, The Fourth Case

At noon, Brian was in such a hurry that he didn’t even have time for lunch, and he took his assistant Tom to rush to the scene of the fourth case.

The first three cases:

The first case was a marital shooting, ridiculously simple, merely because the husband secretly took an unflattering photo of his wife sleeping, and then she pointed a gun at his head demanding he delete it.

The husband thought it was a joke and said he would post it on social media.

Accompanied by a gunshot, the unfortunate man ended his absurd life.

For such cases, the perpetrator and the victim were clear, and a simple look at the scene was enough; even an autopsy could be directly handled by Tom.

The second case was a home robbery.

A thirteen-year-old paperboy had his eye on a racecar model but didn’t have enough savings, and his parents disagreed with the extra few hundred US dollars expense. So, he turned his attention to the home of an elderly lady he regularly delivered newspapers to.

Well... the deceased wasn’t the old lady, but the paperboy.

Hearing the noise, the old lady thought a thief had broken in, and the moment he appeared from the bedroom, she fired her double-barreled shotgun, blowing the small boy over a meter away, his death was far from peaceful.

This case, with living room surveillance footage as evidence and given the old victim’s age, wasn’t problematic to handle.

The kid died in vain.

Cases like these could even have perfunctory autopsies, but Brian planned to leave it for his assistant Tom to practice.

The third case was even more outrageous.

By the time Brian and his team arrived, a giant teddy bear was dragging its female owner’s body around, creating a chaotic scene due to the intense emotional stress caused by a peculiar close-distance contact established between them.

This thing about male dogs, they have a uniquely structured organ.

The male dog’s apparatus is bone-in.

This leads to a relatively long mating duration for dogs, typically between twenty to thirty minutes, and they exhibit a ’tie’ phenomenon during mating, where the apparatus gets stuck and can’t be removed until the end.

The cause of this case was also simple.

The woman, unsatisfied with her middle-aged husband’s diminished vigor and unwilling to give up the affluent lifestyle he provided, yet not wanting to have an affair, decided to purchase a giant teddy bear after reading some bizarre posts online.

Once fully grown, this thing could be even bigger than some Tibetan mastiffs, useful and obedient.

Originally, there was no issue.

However, the woman’s husband, noticing his wife’s recently radiant appearance every day, suspected an affair. He ordered takeout, but after monitoring the home surveillance and seeing his wife mostly stayed at home, doubted an affair was possible.

He decided to drop the idea of catching her cheating, to avoid damaging their marital relationship.

Today, the man brought colleagues home for a gathering, and after making an advance call for his wife to prepare, no one answered the phone, so he simply took his colleagues home directly. As they entered the living room, they heard noises from the bedroom, and in anger, the man kicked open the bedroom door...

The woman had committed suicide.

If it had been just her husband present, she might have awkwardly explained her situation, but with her husband’s colleagues also at the scene in a wealthy community filled with respectable people.

Thus, the woman, dragging the loudly howling dog, grabbed a gun and blew her own jaw off.

The bullet accurately penetrated her brain.

The departure was relatively peaceful.

The only one hurt was her husband.

When Brian and his team arrived, the husband was still staring at the teddy bear in a daze, unsure if he was upset about being cuckolded by a dog or feeling humiliated.

But Brian guessed this guy probably wouldn’t bring people home so casually in the future.

"What are all these incidents.."

Tom, somewhat tired, flicked his cigarette ash outside the car window.

He had previously worked as a police officer, then as a forensic scene investigator, and now had become Brian’s autopsy assistant, quite experienced, but three peculiar cases in one morning, although the cases were simple, still felt exhausting.

Tom rarely went on so many field missions in one go.

"Old Hardenn mentioned that headquarters issued an annual assessment notice, plus with Christmas approaching, our team is performing well, so it’s going to be busy recently," Brian casually explained.

With his current physical condition and spiritual strength, he could continue such routine work for four or five days without rest, practically an evolved workhorse.

Tom shook his head and said no more.

Life is tough, but considering the high income, he could still persevere.

..

On the road, Brian also ordered seven fast food meals at a drive-thru.

"So much?"

Tom was surprised.

These fast food meals were typical heavy, meaty, sugary, energy-packed meals that average people might not even finish one, but Brian bought seven.

"This is a side effect of body enhancement; the stronger the body, the more energy it consumes. The organization has special energy bars, but I’ve been quite broke recently, and those energy bars taste awful, so I still prefer eating normal food," Brian educated Tom.

With his current strength, if he earns more merit points later, he could sell them cheaply to his colleagues.

Doing good to others is really doing good to oneself.

In this regard, after satisfying his own needs, Brian was still quite generous to his people.

Tom enviously drooled.