King Of War: Starting with Arms Dealer -
Chapter 976 - 873: I'll Hammer You to Death if You Joke Around_2
Joe Ga pretended not to see Big Mouth Tang's pouting, serious face. He waved at Africa, who covered her mouth with her hands, eyes brimming with pleading, and said with a smile, "Hey, Africa, I heard you got married…"
Oh, what a pity. On the plane here, I was still discussing with a friend, wondering which bastard could have married such a perfect wife?
I've been mentally preparing myself on my way here, wanting to get to know your husband, so we could show the world that the men of beautiful women should be able to treat each other courteously…
But I was wrong…
Seeing your smile, a strong sense of jealousy ignited in my heart. After this is over, I'm going to meet him and smash his face in.
I bet a lot of guys in the audience are thinking the same thing. God will surely forgive me!"
If she was just panicked before, now Africa was truly terrified…
She has a good relationship with Monica, and it was Monica who told her about Jared's illegitimate child and mistress.
This girl had learned about Boss Joe's history from multiple angles and knew just how reckless he could get when he went off the rails…
Turning her head to glance at Jared, who was standing under the backdrop oblivious to what had happened, Africa painfully covered her face to avoid her abnormal reaction from being captured by the cameras and audience.
"Daddy, do you still think your business tactics will work on Hu Lang?"
Upon hearing his daughter's words, Big Mouth Tang covered his mouth, turning his head to say, "Africa, tell me the truth, there's really nothing between you and this guy?
This guy is a natural public speaker.
Tom Reed could tolerate his daughter being abandoned after a tumultuous relationship with Hu Lang. I think if you made a slight mistake, I could bear it too…"
Africa looked at her old man......
Joe Ga was unaware of the interaction between Big Mouth Tang and Africa. With the intention of getting back at Big Mouth Tang and helping him recover his losses from Rashiri, he said with a laugh, "Do you see the people behind me?
These are all elites and business tycoons from New York. It's not easy for ordinary people to gather them for a party.
Moreover, I've discovered a magical phenomenon today; this might be the only time in history that American politicians have called this many business elites together to sit down for a talk without charging a fee…"
"Hahaha…"
Joe Ga continued amidst the laughter, "I'm not joking, don't believe me? Look at Rashiri or ask the business elites. To get Rashiri's time costs more than any lawyer's fee.
Because she always ensures satisfaction!"
Mocking celebrities is political correctness in America…
However, Joe Ga's jokes were a bit too much this time. The audience below was still laughing, but the stage had gone quiet.
Joe Ga didn't care what the people behind him were thinking. He looked at the audience, pointed at a few TV station photography teams, and said with a laugh, "You must think I hate Rashiri, right?
On the contrary, I love her very much…
Without her sleeping on the job, I would never have had the chance to meet Ambassador Steven.
She left Steven in Liberia to toughen up, and I just happened to be close by, so I trained with him for most of the year.
I can say with a clear conscience that I truly have become stronger!
Steven is a good friend. He ignored his own safety and stayed in Liberia to help me rebuild Tubruq, determined to complete the challenge set by Rashiri.
And then you all saw the result—we won!
Rumor has it that Rashiri wanted to kill Steven, but I think that is incorrect. I actually think Rashiri is cultivating one of the best Secretaries of State for America.
America has spent more than two trillion US dollars in Iraq…
So much money spent, so many people maintained, and yet no one there likes you.
Look at Steven's achievements in the Middle East over the past year...
I can't even remember how many years the Iraq War has been going on, but I'm sure that the results achieved in so many years do not compare to what Steven has achieved in one.
At least now, when you land in Iraq with an American passport, only bad luck would make someone want to chop off your heads, and even then, you have a chance of being saved before you get beheaded.
You all have to thank Steven for this, of course, and me..."
Joe Ga deliberately waited for the audience to digest his words, before continuing: "I have a special fondness for Rashiri...
Because she personally handed me the Syrian contract, then during my arduous fight told me not to forget compassion.
She told me, being so cruel was wrong, and that I should face the terrorists with a humanitarian mindset.
And then you all saw the result, I placed myself in the enemy's center and seriously preserved the bodies of those terrorists, arranging them neatly for their comrades to collect.
I even wrote 'I'm sorry' on each body bag.
And then I won!
Rashiri had a part in this success; she unlocked my potential and made me realize that to be brought back from the brink of death can indeed be a reality.
So we won, I held off ISIS terrorists, and then dealt with the dirty bomb.
This damn victory belongs to all those bigwigs..."
Joe Ga's words elicited a wave of boos from the audience, the boos not directed at him, but at those bigwigs who might be watching the speech through television or the internet...
Joe Ga fought a war broadcast live, and when everything was over, even a fool could sort out the cause and effect.
The most powerful country on Earth, toyed with by ISIS terrorists for over half a year, in the end actually needed a private company to bleed, sacrifice, solve the problem...
That can only mean that the current rulers are idiots because they squandered a great hand by seeking help from outsiders to win.
Joe Ga, seeing the crowd below slowly stirred and coming together, said with a smile: "Really, I love Rashiri dearly because she's a wise person...
She told me, you can't be a racist, you have to maintain respect for black people.
I took that to heart, and then I built a small town in the poorest part of the world, Central Africa.
You surely won't believe it, but to honor Ms. Rashiri's wisdom, I bought an iron mine there, installed equipment, and hired locals with high salaries to work the mine.
I've been losing money the whole time, big money!
Oh, and I pulled Jemma Alexander in as well. She built a hospital there.
Then I told the people of Sangha Town, don't worry, on my turf, medical care is free..."
Joe Ga's sarcasm triggered a round of cheers and noise from the audience, and with a thumbs-up to some particularly supportive guys, he said with a laugh: "Does this prove I'm not a racist?
I'm not sure, because in some people's eyes, the black people of Africa and those of America are not the same.
I don't know what's wrong with the world, someone just doesn't please the media and they get labeled 'misogynist', 'racist', 'profanity king'."
With that, Joe Ga looked at the multitude of media in the crowd, saying with a smile: "Yes, I'm talking about Big Mouth Don, he's been treated unfairly by you guys.
You haven't mentioned his many good qualities, such as honesty, humility, a gentle nature...
Oh, I can't make this up anymore..."
Saying this, amidst the laughter, Joe Ga looked back at Big Mouth Don, who was no longer smiling, and said: "All those qualities I mentioned, you don't have them, do you?
So, I guess the rest probably don't exist either, and even if they do, I think you target them at specific groups.
Go ahead and thank me...
This is an affirmation from a staunch feminist, a protector of women in the Middle East, a defender of democracy and freedom, a messenger of safety in war zones, from Hu Lang!
Come on! Say thank you!
I'm feeling right now like we're twins...
My psychic powers tell me you're definitely capable of leading the citizens of America through the complex crossroads of democracy to find the right path!
Hurry up and say thanks to me..."
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