King Of War: Starting with Arms Dealer -
Chapter 974 - 872 Face-Riding Output_3
Looking at the somewhat quiet crowd below the stage, Joe Ga said with a smile, "Hey, isn't this the time when you should be raising your checkbooks and donating to Princess Amina's charity fund?
As far as I know, that thing is tax-deductible..."
As he spoke, Joe Ga turned to look at over a hundred New York elites, saying with a laugh, "Hey, ladies and gentlemen, remember to write me a check.
My people took out the terrorists at Freedom Tower and resolved the dirty bomb crisis, which definitely deserves a big number..."
The act of Joe Ga 'extorting' the tycoons sparked a huge cheer from the crowd, with applause and whistles instantly filling the entire venue...
A bunch of New York big shots didn't care; they laughed and applauded loudly, and a few particularly bold ones even raised their checkbooks on the spot.
Joe Ga pointed at a few particularly bold guys and said with a smile, "OK, I've got you guys in mind, let's follow each other on Twitter later, and as long as your checks are good, we're friends."
Laughter erupted from the crowd once again...
After waiting a few seconds, Joe Ga suddenly pointed at FBI's Director Cooper and said with a laugh, "Hey, Cooper..."
Joe Ga looked at the crowd below and continued with a smile, "Do you know that when I used to work for the FBI, he really liked me."
Joe Ga paused, and amidst Director Cooper's ashen face, began to count off on his fingers, "I took out a lot of people in New York...
the Albanian Mafia, the Yonkers Pier battle.
Then I went to Los Angeles, where in a warehouse in Pasadena I helped the FBI take down several hundred million dollars of drug dealer funds.
Honestly, many people died then, but the FBI folks really appreciated me.
Director Cooper used to invite me with sincere eyes to help, we would meet in a luxurious hotel, and he would introduce me to his subordinates while sipping wine worth thousands of dollars, asking them to treat me with respect."
As he spoke, Joe Ga gestured towards Lesler stationed below the stage, with a smile, and said, "Am I right, Agent Lesler?"
Without giving Lesler a chance to respond, Joe Ga continued, "Often we would become good friends when they faced enemies they couldn't beat, they would come seeking me.
Everyone knows, Hu Lang is the most loyal friend to his friends...
But suddenly, when I decided to work with the Department of Homeland Security to address terrorist attacks, I became the racist, jerk, bully, Executioner in people's mouths...
All the good I had done in the past was forgotten, and I had to be pushed to the position of the accused..."
With that, Joe Ga turned to look at Director Cooper and asked, "Why? Don't you love me anymore?"
Joe Ga's public humiliation of the FBI made the crowd below cheer loudly.
In the midst of the cheers, Joe Ga winked at Director Cooper, then turned to look at the crowd below and said, "I remember all the American presidential candidates are supposed to be present, could the staff have neglected to send Rashiri an email?"
As he spoke, Joe Ga suddenly slapped his forehead and said, "Oh, I forgot. Rashiri never checks her emails, and she's a bit forgetful since she could even forget there's an ambassador caught in the war whirlwind in Liberia.
Still, I have to criticize Rashiri's team a bit...
When your boss doesn't check her emails, don't you know to keep an eye on WikiLeaks?
Her emails usually end up there..."
"Haha, hahaha..."
Big Mouth Tang turned to look at Ika, whispering, "I've got to remember this joke to use at the White House dinner..."
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