In Love With My Fierce Farming Wife!
Chapter 904 - 909: I’m Exhausted as Hell

Chapter 904: Chapter 909: I’m Exhausted as Hell

But when it comes to bypassing, Xiangyang City sits amidst mountains such that if one were to look down from above, it would appear as the central point of a crossroads. Defending Xiangyang City allows one to rest and wait for the enemy, nipping all possibilities in the bud.

Qin Yi frowned in deep thought, suddenly hearing a commotion outside.

He looked up, about to reprimand, when something suddenly barreled into the tent. It took a moment for him to realize it was a pig.

The pig, upon spotting Qin Yi, charged towards him with a loud squeal, and his face broke into a broad smile!

He quickly ordered everyone about to swarm in to stand down.

"Stop, this is the lady’s pet. Everyone back off!"

Many of his subordinates recognized the rascal pig and quickly stepped back, and upon inquiries from others, they recounted various tales of the pig’s mischief, bringing a smile to the faces of the crowd and livening up the military camp.

"You damn pig, why have you come at a time like this?"

Of course, no one was more delighted than Qin Yi. He ordered his attendants to prepare delicious food and drink for the rascal pig while he inquired about its recent whereabouts.

"How is it? Didn’t you say you were going back to the mountains for cultivation? How is your progress, have you made any advancement?"

"Damn near killed me, I’ll tell you."

He questioned with exuberance while the rascal pig drooped its large ears and with a deft leap, jumped onto the desk in the main account and lay down.

Munching noisily, it complained: "Damn near killed me! This sort of mess isn’t something a pig should be dealing with. Who did I even offend, to have nearly run my four trotters off?"

It let out a nonsensical barrage of oinks, sadly for Qin Yi, Su Pan’er wasn’t there and he couldn’t understand a word of pig-speak.

Seeing how tired it seemed, he quickly poured some hot water and brought it to the pig’s mouth.

"Tired, huh? We don’t have any refreshments in the camp, just some plain boiled water to drink and ease your fatigue."

This flattering approach surprisingly suited the rascal pig’s taste. With a couple of grunts, it lifted its snout and gulped down a cup of boiling water, smacking its lips afterward. Qin Yi poured three more cups before it finally paused to catch its breath, then hefted its rotund body and sat up on the desk.

Qin Yi hurried over: "Little piggy, where have you come from? Did Pan’er entrust you with any message for me?"

Gazing into his eager eyes, the rascal pig raised its snout proudly and grunted several times, refusing to spit out the message.

Qin Yi coaxed and pleaded; seeing the pig’s indifference, he knew it desired some tasty treats.

Amused yet exasperated, he turned and commanded his men to quickly bring some food.

Once the food arrived, the pig didn’t wait for Qin Yi’s invitation before it began heartily tucking into a chicken, embracing it with gusto.

"Go easy on it. I’ve ordered them to prepare some especially delicious and refreshing items for you. Wait until tonight and you’ll have them. For now, just eat a little to fill your belly, so you don’t get too hungry."

That’s more like it!

The pig wagged its little tail contentedly, as joyous as any happy pup.

After it had consumed enough to cushion its stomach and was about to reach for another bowl of Twice-cooked Pork, it saw Qin Yi’s yearning gaze and reluctantly spat out the letter Su Pan’er had written to Qin Yi.

A letter?

Qin Yi was overjoyed and, fearing the pig might scoot away with it, quickly snatched it and stepped to the side.

The pig shot him a disdainful look.

Was it just a few worthless sheets of paper, anyway?

Was it worth making such a fuss over?

He immediately pulled the large oversized bowl filled with Twice-cooked Pork toward himself and continued to eat heartily.

That bowl was even bigger than the pig’s body, and the entire pig nearly fell into it. Yet, despite consuming so much meat, there was no change in its size. The onlookers were clicking their tongues in wonder!

Such a gourmet fortune was unmatched!

Qin Yi, however, had no time to care for the rascal pig as he hurriedly tore open the envelope and took out the letter to read.

"Qin Yi, by the time you read this letter, I have already escaped from Taohua Valley with our precious daughter, Old Xue, Eleventh Uncle, and others..."

In the letter, Su Pan’er explained the whole situation and also mentioned the iron piece.

Qin Yi took out the iron piece from the envelope, and seeing its key-like shape, he found it strange. What kind of key would be in the shape of an iron piece?

By the time Qin Yi finished reading the lengthy letter, the rascal pig had already devoured all the food that was brought in!

The bowls that were placed there were now spotlessly clean, shiny enough to reflect someone’s face.

Qin Yi was speechless, this glutton was surely not something most people could afford to feed!

"Pan’er said in her heart, ’If I need something, I’ll ask you.’ Well, I actually do need your help with something. Rest here for now, and I’ll give you instructions tonight."

He thought of the great merit the rascal pig had established in Jiangzhong City, and now that he himself was having difficulties with the siege, his mind turned to the rascal pig.

The rascal pig mumbled in its mouth for quite a while, noticing that Qin Yi couldn’t understand what it was saying.

Out of frustration, it walked up to Qin Yi, thrust out its little piggy leg, and promptly marked Qin Yi with a stream of pig urine. Only then did it smartly hop onto a nearby felt mat and started snoring loudly in sleep.

This...

This damn pig!

Qin Yi, staring at the pig urine on his ankle, felt an urge to catch the rascal and give it a good thrashing!

As he glared at the rascal pig on the felt mat, it seemed as though the damn pig knew Qin Yi was looking at it. Not only did it not dodge, but it also turned around and pointed its pig butt directly at Qin Yi, soon snoring thunderously.

Qin Yi could only give a wry smile and went to change his trousers.

The rascal pig sneakily opened a slit in its eyelids, its little pig eyes bare, filled with contempt!

What the heck, he dares to disdain me?

The pig grandfather’s urine is very precious; if it weren’t for the worry that you might get lost and need to be easily found by my marking, I wouldn’t bother peeing on you!

No good deed goes unpunished!

Full of grievances, it soon fell asleep.

By evening, the delicious food specially prepared for the rascal pig had been served. This pig was so skilled, the kitchen staff were well aware, and they had pulled out all stops to prepare this feast. Although the taste did not compare to the whole roast lamb that Su Pan’er could make, it was already quite delicious.

The rascal pig, having slept during the day, woke up to find a table full of delicacies waiting. It was so delighted it couldn’t stop smiling.

It happily dug in, and even Qin Yi’s incessant nattering couldn’t diminish the pig’s grin.

"Eat up, eating well means working well! Let me tell you, if you do a good job this time, for the rest of your life... no, that’s wrong! As long as Pan’er and I are still on this earth for one more day, you’ll have plenty to eat and drink, and you won’t have to worry about food or clothes! So, don’t slack off this time..."

Qin Yi earnestly advised.

He had long since learned from Su Pan’er that the rascal pig was no slouch. Judging by its perpetual juvenile state, he estimated that even when he and Pan’er were old, the rascal pig would still be a young beast.