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Chapter 696 - 678 Pah! You Deserve to Turn Into a Roast Pig!_1

Chapter 696: Chapter 678 Pah! You Deserve to Turn Into a Roast Pig!_1

It was covered in black all over, as if it had just crawled out of a coal kiln. Its pig head, which already naturally bore two black circles around its eyes, was now topped with charcoal black that made Su Pan’er furrow her brows repeatedly.

"Confess! Did you sneak off to the back mountain?"

"Huh, how did you guess that?"

As reckless pig opened its mouth, it realised it had just spilled the beans and quickly tried to laugh it off, "I...I was just hungry and thought there might be some good food inside that cave. Who would have thought that, poor me, I overturned the entire cave, but didn’t find anything good to eat. Instead, I was nearly captured and turned into grilled pork! Pan’er, Pan’er, you must help me get my revenge!"

"Pah! Serves you right if you get turned into roast pork!"

Su Pan’er spat at it: "The things in the cave of the back mountain are related to major national affairs. You’ve ignored the kitchen and gone messing in there instead. If nothing major has happened this time, then it’s fine. But if there’s any loss, I’m going to pin it on you! Cutting off your pig ears for a drink or chopping off a pig hoof for soup won’t be enough to quell my anger!"

"Wh-where would that be the case? Hehehe..."

The reckless pig shrank back, its small pig eyes rolling nervously!

Although it was quite the troublemaker, it could tell that Su Pan’er was genuinely angry with it! However, it didn’t know, just what were those odd things inside that cave that could make Pan’er take it so seriously.

"Pan’er, good Pan’er! In the future, I promise I won’t go in there again, alright? You can forgive me this time, right? Just this once, please?"

As it spoke, it also rubbed against Su Pan’er’s feet non-stop.

Very quickly, it had smudged Su Pan’er’s light green skirt hem to black.

This made Su Pan’er not know whether to laugh or cry.

"Alright now! You should stop making a fuss. Later, you’ll help me out with something to make up for your actions. Then, we’ll put this incident past us. How about it?"

"Ok! As long as you don’t want my saliva, anything else is negotiable!"

Reckless pig was wary of Su Pan’er’s conditions.

But this time, Su Pan’er only wanted it to help transport some supplies to the river, and she really didn’t want to give it a hard time.

"Good! It’s too late tonight, so you can rest here. I’ll have the kitchen prepare something tasty for you. Remember, don’t run around."

Having said that, she turned around to instruct Qingwen.

Seeing that there was something good to eat, the reckless pig’s little tail wagged even more jubilantly!

As it turned its head and saw Little Yanyan staring at it, it leaped onto the bed in one bound, making Su Pan’er swing her hand to give it a good smack!

"You’re dirty all over, how dare you jump on the bed? What if you bring some disease Qi to Little Yanyan from outside? Get out and clean yourself up before you come back!"

Reckless pig wanted to object, but with all the dirt on it, it couldn’t deny it. So it obediently went to take a bath.

By the time it came back after cleaning itself, Qingwen had prepared its food and brought it over.

Upon seeing the braised rooster, reckless pig leaped onto it, wrapping its two front legs around the chicken and began to eat like a glutton.

At this moment, Su Pan’er was coaxing Little Yanyan to eat the vegetable puree in her bowl.

Little Yan’yanyan had grown a little bigger than before and had recently become quite picky. It always took a long time for Su Pan’er to coax her to take a bite of the vegetable puree.

As soon as Little Yanyan saw the reckless pig eating the chicken, her attention was immediately drawn to it. Pointing at the chicken, she babbled non-stop, her mouth overflowing with a long string of saliva.

"You’re not allowed to eat that."

Su Pan’er quickly coaxed her, "Look at this rascal pig. It has only its own mouth in mind with no table manners. When our Little Yanyan grows up, she must not learn from it. Understand?"

While talking, she casually fed a spoonful of vegetable puree.

But Little Yanyan spat the vegetable puree out, pointing at the chicken causing a commotion on the rascal pig’s front hoof.

"Madam, does the young lady want to eat chicken?"

Qingwen looked at Little Yanyan and thought for a moment, "The young lady is already over seven months old. Technically, she can start eating a small amount of meat now. We have some chicken in the kitchen, but it’s been seasoned with chilli. We could wash it with boiling water and give her a little bit."

"That chicken has been seasoned with chilli, even if washed, it might still be spicy. How can we feed it to her?"

Su Pan’er doted on Little Yanyan deeply, not agreeing readily.

Nanny Zhou, on the side, suggested an alternative.

"What if we first wash off the chili from the chicken, mince it into meat mud, and cook some porridge with it? This should be safe for the young lady."

Seeing Little Yanyan drooling with gluttony, Su Pan’er reluctantly nodded.

Only then did Nanny Zhou quickly leave.

In a short time, the rascal pig cleaned up the big plate of chicken, not even spitting out the bones.

The pig raised its satisfied head and let out a burp, comfortably squinting its eyes, "Pan’er, the chef you hired this time is good. Pig grandfather likes it. Hehe, tell him to prepare a whole chicken for pig grandfather tomorrow. This time, pig grandfather wants to eat lotus leaf chicken. Just like what you mentioned before!"

"Alright! Lotus leaf chicken it is? Ok, you’ll get lotus leaf chicken tomorrow."

Su Pan’er quickly nodded in agreement.

This straightforward Su Pan’er took the rascal pig by surprise. It suddenly looked up at her, forgetting about the armrest of the chair and bumped into it, yelping in pain.

Could it be that the sun rose from the west today? She’s unexpectedly being so agreeable?

Upon this thought, the pig started probing, "How about you also prepare a Chicken stuffed in pig stomach for pig grandfather?"

Su Pan’er went silent for a moment, thinking seriously.

"Chicken stuffed in pig stomach? This is something from the wild. Where do I find a pig stomach for you? Or, you can go hunting yourself. If you bring back a wild pig, I’ll cook Chicken stuffed in pig stomach for you."

"Oh dear!"

With that, the rascal pig literally rolled off the chair onto the ground. It quickly got up, waddling over to Su Pan’er’s side, lifting its piggy-head to look at her.

"Could you be sick? You’re being so agreeable?"

"Asking for a beating! Do you want it or not? Better if you don’t want it. Saves me the trouble."

Su Pan’er gave it a stern look. She had intended for it to help her move supplies to the river and thought of gratifying its appetite a bit as a cheap fare. Little did she realize that this rascal pig just can’t give up its rascal ways!

"I want it, I definitely want it! Hehe, Pan’er, you have to keep your word!"

The rascal pig fluttered its fan-shaped ears excitedly.

Even Little Yanyan took advantage of Su Pan’er being distracted, reaching out her tiny hand to grab the rascal pig’s ear and gave it a hard twist, not causing it any annoyance.

Furthermore, Little Yanyan seemed to find this pig very interesting, not only twisting its ear but also repeatedly probing its snout.

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