In Love With My Fierce Farming Wife!
Chapter 348 - 347 Rascal Pig Plays Dirty_1

Chapter 348: Chapter 347 Rascal Pig Plays Dirty_1

"Oh no! Here comes that horrid creature again!"

The little Bama pig stares wide-eyed in shock!

Its small body can’t help but shiver. Forget about pondering, it quickly darts into the house, squealing desperately.

"Pan’er, dear Pan’er, save me! I’m done for! Pan’er!"

This sudden outburst disrupts the previous tranquility. Su Pan’er and Qin Yi, who were resting in the house, hastily scramble up thinking something has happened.

The small dog outside the window also joins in with loud barks, creating quite a hullabaloo.

The Bama pig dashes into the house swiftly, not bothering to look around and dives straight into Su Pan’er, crying for help.

"Pan’er, I’m so scared! Save me, please!"

Its abrupt dive almost knocked Su Pan’er off her footing!

Qin Yi frowns at the side: "What’s wrong with this pig? Why is it howling so mournfully? Could it possibly be injured somewhere?"

"Injured? No way!"

Su Pan’er smirks.

It might be possible for others, but this comical pig?

She would never believe it, not even if she were dead!

"Hmph! Let’s see where you’ll run to now, escape from the monk but not from the temple! Sissy, you still have to run home. Hehe! Sister Pan’er, please yank out that little tub of lard!"

A familiar voice rings out from outside the door.

Su Pan’er narrows her eyes, grabs the comical pig by its ear.

A telepathic voice message: "Speak! How did you offend Xue’er? Don’t tell me this damn lecherous pig tried to bully someone again and got beat up?"

The little lecherous pig pauses, then its little piggy eyes spin round and round.

"Hehe, Pan’er, what are you talking about? Who, who, who would be interested in those dry-fried green beans? No chest, no butt, and a fierce look. I wouldn’t want to provoke her! It was her who provoked me!"

While saying this, it casts a sly glance at Su Pan’er’s face using its cute little eyes.

Such an obvious case of the guilty party filing the lawsuit first!

Su Pan’er narrows her eyes: "Oh, really! So, it was all a misunderstanding, right?"

"Yes, yes, it was a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!"

"That’s good."

Su Pan’er nods seriously: "Since it was a misunderstanding, explaining it clearly would do. Come on, I’ll accompany you to clarify it."

With that, she drags the pig outside.

What? How did this happen?

Falling into the hands of that little miss, I’ll surely be skinned alive.

The Bama pig tries to escape by kicking its legs desperately.

"No Pan’er, I didn’t mean... I mean, oh no! Let go of me!"

In vain, it struggles against Su Pan’er’s grip and gets dragged outside the house.

Outside the house, Jun Ruoxue is waiting leisurely.

Seeing Su Pan’er dragging out the lecherous pig, a teasing smile lifts the corners of her mouth!

"Hehe, now I’d like to see where you can run off to. You damn lecherous pig!"

"Xue’er, did this pig cause trouble again?"

Looking at Jun Ruoxue’s flushed and somewhat shy face, she seems to understand something.

Jun Ruoxue’s face turns red and then pale in turn: "Indeed! This pig... Oh, today I have to teach him a lesson, otherwise, I won’t be able to contain my anger!"

"Alright! Here, do whatever you want with it, as long as you spare its life, everything else is up to you."

She conveniently passed the pig to her front.

Now the little pig was scared!

Its tiny hooves were tightly grasping Su Pan’er’s arm!

"Pan’er, you can’t be so disloyal! I just saved your man’s life, so how can you forget your gratitude so quickly? You’re so disloyal! Help!"

"Didn’t you say that I should save your life?"

Laughing lightly, Su Pan’er transferred a mental message: "Look, I even pleaded for you. She will definitely spare your life because of my face. I’m not the one to break the promise, right?"

"But Pan’er, Pan’er! Help! Help... Ouch, let go of your grandpa pig, what the hell! Ouch!"

The small pig’s struggle intensified once it was in Jun Ruoxue’s hands.

Unfortunately, its pig ears were still in Su Pan’er’s hands, so there was no chance of escape.

It could only watch wide-eyed as Jun Ruoxue slipped a little scarf around its neck.

Actually, the chubby little pig, now with a scarf around, suddenly became much cuter and even more adorable!

Su Pan’er couldn’t help but laugh covering her mouth!

Secretly, she gave Jun Ruoxue a thumbs up!

What a great idea, it’s awesome!

"Hehe! As soon as I saw this pig, I thought it would suit this. Now it proves that I was right. It looks even cuter with it!"

Jun Ruoxue seemed very satisfied with her own masterpiece. She looked at it from all angles for a while.

She nodded and said, "All right! I can be lenient, I won’t mind about this with a pig. But, you can’t take this scarf off. If I see that, hmm-hmm!"

The little Bama pig kept rubbing against Su Pan’er’s hand, trying to shake it off: "I don’t want to wear this! I don’t want to wear this, woman help..."

"Humph! You can choose not to wear it. Or I could find a rope instead..."

The Bama pig froze for a moment, then it wailed even louder!

"I don’t want a rope either!"

"Stop nagging! It’s either the little scarf or a piece of rope. Choose one!"

Seeing the serious look on Su Pan’er’s face, the Bama pig stopped wailing reluctantly: "Fine, the scarf it is! But Pan’er, I saved your man! You promised to accompany me in treasure hunting. You can’t break your promise!"

"Sure, we will go together in a few days!"

"No, you always say ’in a few days’, but you never do. I insist! I insist! I insist..."

The piglet rolled around in Su Pan’er’s hand.

Even though Su Pan’er angrily threw it to the ground, it didn’t stop!

It kept crying out, "You didn’t keep your word! You promised me. You said you would accompany me in treasure hunting. You didn’t keep your word! I won’t stop protesting..."

Seeing that the situation was getting out of hand, Su Pan’er had no choice but to agree.

"Ok, ok, ok! I will accompany you. We will set off tonight. Is that ok?"

At her words, the Bama pig, which had been rolling on the ground, sprang up, shook off the mud, and waddled over with a big smile on its face.

"Good! Remember, you said it yourself!"

This scene left Jun Ruoxue gaping, her small mouth hung open wide, as if she could directly swallow an egg!

Although she couldn’t understand the pig’s language, the pig’s lively body language made her eyes light up, and her face was filled with surprise and joy.

"This, this, this pig... is, is really, really smart!"

She stuttered for a while before managing to stutter out a sentence!

"Yes, it is not an ordinary pig, it’s the comical pig that can understand human speech."

Su Pan’er chuckled, her eyes falling on the small scarf around the Bama pig’s neck. Her eyes immediately widened.

Imperial Gift?

On the scarf, the words "Imperial Gift" were elegantly sewn with gold and silver threads!