In Love With My Fierce Farming Wife! -
Chapter 340 - 339: The Grandpa Pig is Very Wise and Mighty!_1
Chapter 340: Chapter 339: The Grandpa Pig is Very Wise and Mighty!_1
"Yo, yo, yo, I said you, woman, you need to beg like you’re begging a pig, right?"
The smug pig curled up its little tail, swaying incessantly on its round butt.
The piglet blinked its eyes, looking rather pleased with itself, "Who do you think I am? The pig grandpa is very wise and martial! I can tell what you’re up to in a fraction of a second. You want pig grandpa to extract the remaining poison from his body and let pig grandpa spit some saliva to help him quickly heal his wounds, right? If you want, say something nice. Pig grandpa will definitely help!"
The high-raised chin and the pighead facing upward deserved a beating no matter how you looked at it!
"Okay!"
Su Pan’er slowly withdrew her hand, staring straight at it: "Little pig, can you help me?" While speaking, she even pulled out a forced smile from the corner of her mouth.
Instead, this frightened the Bama pig!
It stared at Su Pan’er with its pig eyes wide open, too unwilling to even blink.
"Little pig, say something, agree or not!"
Can’t you see Qin Yi’s blood was still flowing?! His injuries were serious, Su Pan’er was already feeling uncomfortable, where did she have time to chitchat with it?
The Bama pig shivered all over, inadvertently rolled under the bed.
"Damn it! Pig grandpa’s pig nose..."
It straightened its little pig legs and managed to flip its round belly, exposing a pig nose covered in bed dust, apparently still hasn’t recovered from the situation just now.
"Oh my God! Can you please not behave so weirdly? You almost scared pig grandpa to death! Aren’t you supposed to kick me? Why are you smiling at grandpa pig like that? This almost made pig grandpa lose its footing..."
These words instantly made Su Pan’er laugh in anger!
"Screw off! You damned rascal pig!"
The corners of her mouth twitched, and with a slap, she grabbed the pig’s ear: "Frankly speaking, if I don’t beat you for a day, you itch all over, don’t you? Speak! Will you cure him or not?"
"Ouch! It hurts, Pan’er, good Pan’er Pan’er... I’ll cure him, I’ll cure him, okay! When did pig grandpa ever say he wouldn’t cure him!"
The rascal pig groaned in pain, smacking his lips continuously.
"Hurry up, you deserve a spanking!"
Su Pan’er threw the little pig straight in front of Qin Yi.
"All right! Just watch!"
The piglet swayed its tail triumphantly, wagging its coiled little pig tail even more circularly than a dog.
It aimed at Qin Yi’s wound, saliva flowed down the pig’s mouth not falling into the mouth, it opened his pig mouth and bit on Qin Yi’s left shoulder! Using all its strength to suck!
This damn pig, how can it behave so wretchedly!
Su Pan’er frowned and slapped it again: "Take it easy! He’s lost a lot of blood now, and if this harms his body. I’ll skin you alive!"
"Hmm, it won’t! Hmm, delicious, so delicious, I want more..."
The piglet smacked its lips and its four short pig legs clung to Qin Yi’s shoulder, sucking with joy!
"Hey, are you done yet?"
"Hmm, let me suck a little more, just a little bit..."
"Let him go! Damn pig, did you not hear me? Or else, you will see what happens! Look at Qin Yi’s pale face, Su Pan’er is getting anxious!
"Just one more bit, the last one...Hmm..."
The rascal pig drank with gusto. He smacked his lips, wanting more, but was forcibly yanked away by Su Pan’er’s firm grip on his ear from atop Qin Yi!
She hit him so hard, he was seeing stars, Su Pan’er was exasperated and angry, she shouted, "Have you had enough fun yet? Can’t you see his face has changed color?"
"Nah, don’t worry! I, piglet, know what I’m doing!"
The piglet had a guilty expression on his face, giggling, "Don’t mind, don’t ah! Can’t I, as a piggy, drool? I absorbed all the residual poison from his body!"
"That’s more like it!"
Hearing this, Su Pan’er’s complexion eased a bit, and she reluctantly let go of the pig.
"Ptooey! Ptooey!"
The little Bama pig spit at Qin Yi’s wound a couple of times and wagged its piggy tail. "It’s okay! Just rest for a few days, make some delicious food to replenish his strength, he should recover quickly, nothing serious!"
"So it is good."
Su Pan’er carefully examined Qin Yi’s arrow wound again and, as the little Bama pig had said, the wound had stopped bleeding and was visibly healing at a speed visible to the naked eye. With her heart no longer clenched, she redressed his wound and finally remembered her question.
"You said, there’s still residual poison in his body?"
"Although the external poison has been detoxified, it seems he didn’t properly rest and instead caused additional injury. The residual poison, which could have been entirely cleaned out, took the opportunity to infiltrate and hide in his bone marrow."
The piglet was quite smug, his large fan pig ears flickering. "If it were not for me, piglet, sucking out the poison for him on time, perhaps one day, this poison would have abruptly rebounded and ended his life. You should be grateful to me!"
"Really? In that case, I must thank you!"
Su Pan’er sincerely thanked the pig, cold sweat pouring out of her in dread!
She couldn’t help but give the comical pig a significant look.
Unexpectedly, this little pig was rather competent, seemingly knowing everything that had happened! Earlier, when Qin Yi was unconscious, if he could have remained in that state, continued taking the detoxifying decoction once more, and rested for two days more, both the poison and injury would have naturally healed by a great extent.
But that plan was ruined by Su Sikong!
Because he came, Su Pan’er was forced to use acupuncture to wake Qin Yi prematurely, which triggered the subsequent events!
"Big sister, stop bullying the piglet. Although it runs wild, you see, it also brought back a puppy!"
At the doorway, Su Ke was holding a puppy like a treasured gem, lifting its paw towards Su Pan’er as if it was greeting her.
Why does this dog look familiar? Puzzled, Su Pan’er asked, "Where did this dog come from?"
"Piggy brought it!"
Su Ke quickly replied, "Four sister, we already are raising a pig at home. It shouldn’t be a problem to add one more dog, right?"
It is a problem, definitely a problem! How could it not be?!
Having a tumultuous comical pig at home is already a mess. Adding a dog means chaos. Wouldn’t the sky fall down then?!
Su Pan’er instinctively wanted to refuse, but the door creaked open again. Shuang’er walked in delicately, carrying a basin of water.
"Third Auntie, I’ve brought the warm water."
"That’s good, dear Shuang’er, you’re so obedient! You and Ke’er go play for a while, third Auntie will be done soon."
She took the basin and carefully washed Qin Yi’s body.
Half of Qin Yi’s body was stained red with blood water. It was easy to imagine how vicious Su Sikong was in his heart when he launched his attack!
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