In Love With My Fierce Farming Wife!
Chapter 28 Returning to Maiden Family_1

Chapter 28: Chapter 28 Returning to Maiden Family_1

The warm wind was blowing, and the weather was clear and sunny.

Luoshan Village and Luoyan Village lived against the Deicide Mountain range, with two other villages in between.

Early this morning, Su Pan’er and Qin Yi left the house together.

If it were up to Su Pan’er, she would have wanted to go back to the mountain to gather some medicinal herbs, but Qin Yi forced her to return home.

However, the one being forced was in a very good mood, carrying a string of gifts in her hand, a basket backpack on her back, and whistling an unidentified melody as she strolled along.

The one doing the forcing, on the other hand, looked as gloomy as if he had lost a loved one, leaning on a crutch and marching forward with a darkened face.

Su Pan’er’s words from last night still echoed in Qin Yi’s ears, and he couldn’t help but grit his teeth at the thought of it.

"...Frankly speaking, after I’ve healed your wounds, you’ll agree to write a divorce letter. We’ll leave each other and proceed with our respective marriages. How does that sound? That’s a fair deal for you, isn’t it?"

Looking at her radiant chubby face, Qin Yi’s face instantly darkened with annoyance. He wished he could crack open her skull to see what’s inside. Is it a pile of mush or a dollop of mud?!

How could she treat marriage so frivolously? She is indeed irredeemably foolish!

While he was grinding his teeth and glaring at her uninhibited figure ahead, he heard Su Pan’er suddenly cheer!

"Hey! Lucky day, we’re in for a treat!"

Before Qin Yi could respond, Su Pan’er had jumped down to the lower earth bank and returned shortly with a python hissing with a trifurcated tongue wrapped around her wrist. It was as thick as a small bowl around its waist!

The python was held by its "seven inches" (vital part) and was wriggling and wrapping around her arm, struggling to get free. This shocked Qin Yi so much that he slipped and almost lost his balance!

"Su Pan’er! Can’t you be a little more ladylike as a woman?"

Which woman would go catch a snake? And which woman could play with a python so casually? Shouldn’t she have screamed and run off long ago?!

"This big one, either braised for lunch or stewed with a chicken to make dragon and phoenix soup would be so rich and delicious..."

As Su Pan’er was reminiscing about the wonderful taste, her mouth watered. She then glanced at him and said: "This snake isn’t poisonous! Why the unnecessary panic? It’s only a worm, look how scared you are..."

Still a man, huh? With such a small gut?

Qin Yi finally regained himself from the shock, pointed at Su Pan’er and was speechless for quite some time.

A python, the size of a pot? Even a robust man would dare not grasp it easily, yet you, a woman could just, could just...

"Enough! If you say one more word, watch out if you can still pick yourself up after I hit you!" Su Pan’er rolled her eyes impatiently and took a swing at him with the python’s head, which was hissing its forked tongue.

Frightened, Qin Yi let out a scream and rolled down the slope. After he clumsily picked himself up, an angry accusatory voice followed: "Su Pan’er! ...You demoness, I’ll teach you a lesson!"

"You want to teach me a lesson? With what authority? Huh! ——"

Su Pan’er despised him with those words, she held her head high and passed Qin Yi, quickly headed towards her maiden family’s home.

Qin Yi angrily chased after her, his reprimanding voice never ceased.

When Luoyan Village was within sight, Su Pan’er casually tossed the half-dead python she had been holding into her basket backpack. She turned back and stared provocatively at Qin Yi, who was panting heavily from behind, like she was playing with a ball of yarn, teasing a kitten; it was extremely amusing.

"Can you still walk? Do you want me to give you a lift?"

Qin Yi was pale, panting, and couldn’t even speak properly when he heard her mocking; he quickly waved his hand: "No, no need..." What would it look like for a grown man to be dragged along by a woman?

"Rather die with dignity than live in suffering! Whatever you want!"

You won’t, will you?

Then you may as well walk by yourself!

Su Pan’er tossed her head, her steps growing larger and swifter as she walked on.

The two of them, one leading and the other following, soon arrived at the entrance to the Su Family home. All of a sudden, they drew countless gazes from the village. Several people pointed at them and murmured amongst themselves in hushed whispers.

The Su Family’s old master didn’t like to talk. He changed into fresh clothes as soon as dawn broke and lay on a recliner in front of the hall, staying that way all morning. This sight nearly made the Su sisters grit their silver teeth in frustration.

The Su Family’s old master was as partial as ever!

Mrs. Su-Hua got up early this morning, preparing lots of food, waiting for the return of her daughter, Pan’er, and her son-in-law.

"Pan’er, Pan’er, you’re back..."

The sight of the two approaching visitors brightened Mrs. Su-Hua’s eyes as she rushed towards Su Pan’er. "Pan’er, you’re finally back... how do you feel? Did you suffer over there? Did you eat enough..."

Mrs. Su-Hua fired off questions like a machine gun, crying as if she were made of tears, giving her eyes a red hue.

Was this her own mother?

Su Pan’er took one glance and, sure enough, she was the same as remembered - full of kindness and resembling her original body by about seventy percent.

"Mother, I’m fine. Do I look unwell?"

She originally thought she wouldn’t be able to call her ’Mother’, but when the time came, words of concern naturally flowed out.

On the other side, Su Lao Si was greeting his freshly acquired son-in-law.

"Father-in-law, my respects to you."

Despite many grievances towards Su Pan’er’s actions, Qin Yi still composed himself and approached Su Lao Si with a respectful smile.

Su Lao Si scrutinized Qin Yi from top to bottom, growing more satisfied with what he saw. Qin Yi was tall and handsome, and had also passed the preliminary imperial examinations. He was worthy of Su Family’s ugly and dark foolish girl. The thought of them together was like a real-life version of ’A Toad Eats Swan Meat’.

Of course, the swan referred to Qin Yi, and the toad...

From a distance, the villagers who were watching the spectacle focused their various gazes on Qin Yi - full of sympathy, sighs, shakes of the head, and pity...

Seeing Su Pan’er from head to toe and sighing quietly, what a pity!

A perfectly good swan had been tainted by a toad!

Hearing Mrs. Su-Hua continue her litany of questions about Pan’er’s life after marriage, and still occasionally dabbing at her eyes in apparent sorrow as if worried Su Pan’er was wronged, Su Lao Si quickly coughed loudly a few times.

"Ahem! What are you nagging about when the bride and groom have just returned? Hurry up and bring them in! It’s not proper to block the entrance!"

The foolish girl is tall and strong and has plenty of strength, so what can go wrong with her?

What a pity for Qin Yi instead. A handsome young man won’t have many good days left...

Hearing this, Mrs. Su-Hua quickly wiped her tears and responded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, yes. I’m so confused. Please, come in. " Saying that, she hurriedly pulled Pan’er and welcomed Qin Yi into the house.