In Love With My Fierce Farming Wife!
Chapter 1036 - 1035: Use it as a Ball to Kick

Chapter 1036: Chapter 1035: Use it as a Ball to Kick

The rascal pig wriggled its little hooves incessantly in Qin Yi’s hands, squealing and twisting to escape his grasp.

Qin Yi was well-prepared and had no intention of letting it escape.

The hand holding its ear tightened its grip.

"Pan’er, save me! I’m about to lose my life, this heartless man is going to kill me!"

Su Pan’er had already taken the opportunity to swim to the shore and wrapped herself in the clothes Qin Yi had carelessly discarded. In her haste, she covered her sensitive areas, revealing her beautiful shoulders and two white, delicate legs.

"Damn pig, how did you get here? Speak! Otherwise, choose between red-cooked or steamed!"

She didn’t mind getting her clothes wet and rushed to the rascal pig’s side, snatching it directly from Qin Yi’s hands.

The rascal pig’s previously loud squeals seemed as if they had been cut off mid-scream, its four short legs flailing in the air and its beady eyes whirling—a clear sign that it wasn’t a well-behaved creature.

"Hehe, good Pan’er, Grandpa Pig is wronged! Grandpa Pig was just passing by... Yes! Just passing by, and accidentally barged in..."

"Do you think I would believe you?"

Su Pan’er narrowed her eyes.

Not to mention her disbelief, even Qin Yi didn’t buy it.

He had people arranged all around to be on the lookout, and this damn pig had somehow managed to break through their guard and get inside. It was quite capable indeed.

"Don’t listen to this Color pig’s nonsense!"

Although Qin Yi couldn’t understand exactly what the rascal pig was defending itself with, from the expressions of both the human and pig, it was obvious that the Color pig hadn’t said anything pleasant.

"How about this, Pan’er, in my opinion, this Color pig’s eyes are really eye-catching; why not dig them out and kick them around like a ball? What do you think?"

A cold light flashed through Qin Yi’s eyes.

The Killing Intent that swept over the rascal pig’s head made its scalp tingle and its body shiver, and it knew that the man in front of it was genuinely serious.

He really wanted to gouge out its eyeballs.

"No, please!——"

The rascal pig screamed in terror, truly frightened at this moment!

It didn’t care about its image anymore, quickly turned its hooves, and directly clung to Su Pan’er’s thick legs—oh wait, no, delicate legs, crying with a face full of tears and snot: "Pan’er, save me, please! Your man wants to kill a pig, save my life!"

Seeing those four short hooves clinging to Pan’er’s thighs, Qin Yi narrowed his eyes.

This Color pig was getting better at courting death!

As the saying goes, you only die if you court death, and it seemed that he needed to find a way to stop this Color pig from eyeing his woman!

His woman?

He quite liked the sound of that term!

Su Pan’er, seeing the Killing Intent emanating from Qin Yi, quickly pulled the rascal pig off herself, and held it out at arm’s length.

"You really aren’t afraid of death, are you!"

She laughed, flicked the pig’s forehead with her fingers: "Where’s the rest? What about the dog? Did you leave it behind again?"

That’s the thing, not only people who are too meek get bullied, but even a dog that’s too meek will be bullied too.

After entering the capital last time, the rascal pig also brought the dog along.

Initially, it was the rascal pig who looked after the dog, and the dog was very obedient, never wandering off. It carried out any command from the rascal pig without fail. Moreover, having eaten the Imperial Beast Pills refined by Su Pan’er over the years, the dog’s intelligence had long surpassed the limits of its kind. It was no longer at the level of a six or seven-year-old child, but more like an adult in terms of intelligence. The only things it probably lacked were the abilities to talk and write.

Now, the rascal pig had shown up here, but the dog was nowhere to be found. Clearly, the dog had been hoodwinked by the rascal pig or, to put it another way, had become the rascal pig’s scapegoat yet again, off to do some mischief.

"It?"

The rascal pig’s eyes spun round and round: "It’s slacking off, and who knows where it’s gone off to play now. How would Grandpa Pig know, heh heh heh..."

"You really don’t know?"

Su Pan’er narrowed her eyes.

"Really don’t know." The rascal pig shook its head as if it was about to break, but alas, its pig neck was still nowhere to be seen.

"Truly don’t know?"

"Truly!"

"That’s good."

Su Pan’er took the opportunity to grab the rascal pig and flung it far away.

Thrown onto the shore, the rascal pig rolled on the ground, then sprang to its feet and shook its fur vigorously. Noticing that Su Pan’er and Qin Yi were watching it, it quickly collapsed to the ground: "Ouch, ouch! My leg, my pig leg is broken! Ouch..."

"You have a few minutes to find the dog and bring it here. Otherwise... hmph hmph, multiple crimes and punishment!"

Su Pan’er said fiercely, without giving any attention to its theatrics.

Her words made the rascal pig stop playing dead and scramble up in a hurry.

"Bring it here? How is that possible! The dog is now in..."

As these words escaped, two pairs of eyes fixed sternly on it, making the rascal pig realize it had said something wrong.

"Speak! Where is the dog?"

Could Su Pan’er not understand that this rascal pig was lying? She immediately rushed forward with a look of someone about to teach it a lesson.

The rascal pig, seeing trouble, didn’t dare linger and turned tail, running off into the distance...

The pig’s figure quickly vanished into the foggy mist.

"You damn pig, you’d better hope I don’t find you, or else..."

The rascal pig had run quite a distance when it seemed to hear Su Pan’er’s fierce voice behind it, prompting it to vigorously shake its fan pig ears.

This was a disaster!

Where should it go now?

Pan’er wouldn’t really be that ruthless, would she?

With a mournful expression, it suddenly thought of the dog, which it had bamboozled to the point of utter confusion... maybe...

Its fan pig ears perked up high, suddenly feeling a surge of strength throughout it, and it started running again.

It was going to find the dog; now, only it could save it!

The rascal pig ran swiftly, soon burst into the Imperial Garden, straight through a dog hole, weaving east and west through the corridors, and emerging in a garden.

It hid among the flowers, warily scrutinizing the area ahead.

Not far ahead, under the corridor eaves, the crested myna Luo Luo was happily hopping around in its cage, occasionally mimicking various people with different calls.

Beneath the birdcage, on a bench, the increasingly imposing and burly dog was intently staring at the cage, motionless!

Ever since the dog ate the Imperial Beast Pill that Su Pan’er had refined, it shed its old fur, turning into a bald dog, attracting scorn from everyone around. To their surprise, not long after, it grew a new coat of back hair. This coat was sleek and glossy, even shinier and smoother than that of a sable.

But the most noticeable change was the dog’s size.

At this moment, it was a whole size larger than before, its body streamlined with powerful limbs. One look was enough to give people a terrible sense of threat, deterring them from approaching too closely.