I'm Really Going to Become an Immortal
Chapter 385 - 256 Your Steel Door is Rather Loose...

Chapter 385: Chapter 256 Your Steel Door is Rather Loose...

In a corner of the park.

Sunlight streamed through the gaps in the leaves, casting dappled shadows on the ground.

A few people gathered around Chen Yun, waiting for his so-called fortune-telling results.

Chen Yun’s released Perception Ability was quietly collecting information, not needing any of the traditional fortune-telling prerequisites like birth times.

The air in front of him was mixed with the scent of earth, flowers, and the smells of passersby—breakfast pancakes, last night’s unwashed sweat, and a faint scent of tobacco...

With his extra-dimensional sense of smell, he seemed to see the trajectory of these passersby through the previous day. From a hurried breakfast in the morning to a tense meeting at work, and then to a solitary contemplation at night.

Then, Chen Yun’s gaze sharpened.

After looking closely at a passerby’s skin, he could clearly see every pore, the veins beneath the skin, and even the minute secretions of the sebaceous glands.

Those minor imperfections, such as the dark circles left from staying up late or the pimples that popped up during stressful times, were all unhidden under his observation.

His spiritual power also acted like invisible tendrils, penetrating material barriers and reaching deep into the body of the passerby. He could feel the workings of internal organs, hear the flow of blood, and even detect slight ailments that had not yet shown symptoms.

After much contemplation, he spoke softly, "You’ve been suffering from lack of sleep recently, and your work stress is quite high. You should take care to rest. Also, your body is in a sub-healthy state; I suggest you regularly undergo physical examinations and pay attention to a balanced diet."

The passerby was initially astounded by Chen Yun’s accurate judgment.

But then, he was no longer surprised.

Firstly, what Chen Yun said was quite vague and could actually apply to everyone.

Sub-health, also known as the "third state" or "gray state", is a transitional state between health and disease, characterized by reduced physical function, diminished adaptability, reduced vitality, and more, though not meeting the standards for diagnoses of illnesses.

In modern life, a significant portion of the population is indeed in a sub-healthy state.

Thus, the young passerby wasn’t amazed by Chen Yun’s assessment of his body being sub-healthy.

And secondly,

Even if Chen Yun did observe these things, the young passerby wouldn’t have been amazed or astounded.

Because this was entirely medical knowledge.

It wasn’t any so-called fortune-telling.

He admired the medical skills, but he had to underline that this wasn’t fortune-telling.

Therefore, after pondering for a moment, the young passerby spoke, "Thanks for the heads-up, but this doesn’t really seem like fortune-telling."

"Can you tell me about my past, or predict my future, or reveal some current details about me that nobody else knows?"

"You should... be able to, right?"

The young passerby seemed to ask with a smile.

His tone and expression clearly carried some scorn, especially the slight pause in his last sentence that seemed somewhat disdainful.

This is the attitude many young people have towards the practice of fortune-telling, considered a feudal superstition.

But most wouldn’t speak about it directly.

After all, out of respect for traditional culture and the personal dignity of the fortune-tellers, most people wouldn’t openly show disdain.

Even if they didn’t believe, they wouldn’t be arrogant.

Moderation is the norm.

But, of course, there are always a few exceptions who are not so moderate.

The tone of the young passerby obviously made those around, who had seen Chen Yun’s actions before, pretend they hadn’t noticed anything.

However, everyone was glancing over from the corner of their eyes, clearly looking forward to some drama unfolding.

Probably everyone was calculating in their minds.

If a fight did break out later, could this young passerby and his three companions stand a chance against the tall and burly Chen Yun?

Seeing this, Chen Yun just chuckled.

Originally, he wasn’t planning to cause trouble.

But since the other party’s tone and expression were so disdainful, he wouldn’t be polite anymore.

Next, Chen Yun planned to first prove his correctness with some other topics, then use others’ belief in him to speak a bit more.

"There are other things I could mention."

Chen Yun narrowed his eyes, then began to speak eloquently to bolster his credibility.

This caught the young passerby’s attention.

Seeing this, Chen Yun slowly stated:

"You were still using your cell phone until one in the morning last night, which caused you to almost nod off during a meeting this morning."

"Recently, your stomach hasn’t felt good, likely due to frequent late-night fast food dinners after overtime, especially from too much spicy food."

"Last Sunday, you went hiking in the outskirts but had to turn back mid-way because of a sprained ankle, and it still feels slightly uncomfortable."

"You also have a secret crush on a female coworker who joined your company this year. Her name starts with an L, but you’ve never expressed your feelings because you feel the timing isn’t right."

...

Various details that ought to be known only to the young passerby were continuously described by Chen Yun.

After all, with his Perception Ability strong enough to view a person as if they were an anatomical chart and the ability to transcend the past year’s scents with extra-dimensional smell,

he truly could achieve direct knowledge about many things regarding the strangers who came for fortune-telling.

At this moment,

Chen Yun’s words flowed like water, each detail was pinpoint accurate as if he indeed possessed the ability to perceive everything.

The young passerby’s expression gradually shifted from initial disdain to shock.

Eventually, it turned into disbelief and awe.

He could not understand what was happening, wondering why a scenario that belonged in a TV drama was unfolding in his own life.

"This... how is this possible?"

He stammered the question, his initial disdain having entirely vanished.

He felt as though he had been stripped bare.

Standing naked before a mirror that reflected everything with crystal clarity, his every detail was visible for all to see.

This feeling not only convinced him of the man in front of him who claimed to be a Demi Immortal but filled him with a chilling reverence.

He wondered if he was being monitored.

After all, he felt that without surveillance, this information that he couldn’t fully remember himself couldn’t possibly be detailed so thoroughly by a stranger.

The surrounding crowd was also in an uproar, whispering among themselves, their eyes filled with surprise and curiosity.

Someone whispered, "Is this really fortune-telling, or does he have some special skill?"

However, many others held different opinions.

Some thought it was merely a set-up.

Some believed that perhaps Chen Yun had been watching this young passerby for a long time.

In any case, everyone’s views varied, mainly skeptical that what had just occurred was due to Chen Yun’s fortune-telling abilities, rather thinking there must be some other method to achieve such an effect.

After all, these days, everyone was somewhat against the old superstitious beliefs.

Regardless of that.

Everyone’s attention was indeed captured.

The young passerby remained silent for a long time.

He looked deeply at Chen Yun, seemingly wanting to say something, yet unable to find the words.

And when Chen Yun saw the reverence and disbelief in the young man’s eyes, watching the surrounding crowd’s curious expressions as if questioning a set-up.

He knew he had achieved his goal of convincing them and revealed his next move.

"Moreover..."

"About your body, I also have something to say."

Chen Yun suddenly spoke with a smirk, his voice subtly growing louder.

This left the young passerby baffled as he pondered over Chen Yun’s previous words.

Why the loud voice?

The sudden increase in volume from Chen Yun startled him.

Seeing the young passerby confused, Chen Yun outright said, "Your anal sphincter is somewhat loose, but your hemorrhoids compensate for that. If you undergo surgery to remove the hemorrhoids, it might make your sphincter appear larger, possibly leading to leakage issues. Currently, the best approach would be to tighten the sphincter during the hemorrhoid surgery."

Chen Yun’s words flowed incessantly.

But the content of his speech was clearly odd and enough to make most of the onlookers cast meaningful glances.

This was undoubtedly an embarrassing and delicate situation.

Chen Yun deliberately misspoke slightly and chose such a private topic to discuss in public.

His loud voice drew all the surrounding attention, lacing his tone with certain emphatic assurance.

Under the influence of Chen Yun’s tremendous spiritual power, his words carried a powerful impact.

Most importantly,

Chen Yun’s earlier performance was indeed impressive, lending credibility to what he said.

So much so that the crowd’s gaze shifted instantaneously, looking at the young and bewildered passerby with odd eyes.

A loose sphincter...

This symptom could imply many things.

Clearly, nobody expected that this seemingly sturdy man could be a "zero."

And these words initially stunned the young passerby.

Then he incredulously widened his eyes.

Chen Yun’s unethical remarks momentarily overwhelmed him, completely unexpected.

He looked around, only to see meaningful glances and expressions that said, "No need to explain, I understand."

This made the young passerby realize something.

At this moment, he seemed beyond self-defense.

Moreover...

The surrounding glares seemed to carry a few aggressively poignant implications.

This frightened the young passerby so much his sphincter tightened, and without trying to clarify the misunderstanding about any loosened sphincter, he hastily left the place.

His friends exchanged glances, contemplated briefly, and immediately followed.

Once these people were a good distance away.

In front of Chen Yun’s busy stall, several curious faces appeared, a few people consciously started to form a line.

Obviously.

The recently departed fellow had indeed successfully advertised for Chen Yun.

Regarding this,

Chen Yun merely expressed a subtle smile.

Next, it was time to give the world a small shock with the Demi Immortal fortune-telling.

Using fortune-telling to train the Transparent World Perception 5.0 was indeed a way to educate while entertaining.

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