I'm Really Going to Become an Immortal
Chapter 158 - 132: A Writer Who Doesn’t Want to Be the God of Mankind is Not a Good Chef

Chapter 158: Chapter 132: A Writer Who Doesn’t Want to Be the God of Mankind is Not a Good Chef

April 5th, noon.

After exercising with a tungsten steel ball at the old factory in the early hours, Chen Yun headed home early.

It wasn’t for anything else.

He simply planned to write some additional text, preparing a surprise mass update for his readers on the day his work would be released on the 10th.

As time slowly passed by, Chen Yun arrived in the kitchen at eleven o’clock sharp to prepare lunch.

He planned to make deep-fried snake meat for today’s meal, just like the previous days when the taste lingered pleasantly in his mouth.

Since the snake meat had already been marinated in advance, all Chen Yun had to do now was to prepare the batter and then heat up the oil in a pan.

He got the egg wash and flour ready in the kitchen and began to make the batter.

As Chen Yun went about his work,

a series of broadcasts that only he could hear started to echo in his ears, serving as background music while he cooked.

"Today we recommend a delicious and healthy ’Steamed Perch Fish.’ Perch is rich in high-quality protein and Omega-3 fatty acids, which are good for heart health. Remember to add some ginger shreds to remove the fishy taste and a touch of green onions to enhance the flavor, with simple seasonings to preserve the original taste of the ingredients..."

"Traffic on the Second Ring Elevated Road is currently smooth overall, but due to an accident near the West Half-Ring Yingmenkou Flyover, there is a temporary slowdown in vehicle traffic. It is advisable for passing vehicles to take a detour or wait patiently..."

After yesterday afternoon’s study session, he had managed to decrypt another radio program and could now translate it almost seamlessly without any hesitation.

Compared to the Shu traffic broadcasts that always play music, traffic, and weather reports, the newly decrypted Tianfu Voice is much richer in content.

Tianfu Voice (FM92.5), as an important radio station in the Sichuan region, has a wide and diverse program content aimed at serving a broad audience.

Now, at mealtime, it also began to broadcast healthy recipes, echoing in Chen Yun’s ears alongside the traffic broadcast, making him feel quite lively.

This kind of life was particularly comfortable.

The mixed broadcasts not only didn’t distract Chen Yun,

they even made the movements of his hands more smooth and enjoyable.

"For friends with sensitive stomachs, avoid overly spicy or greasy foods. Heavy-tasting lunches like spicy hot pot may not be suitable. Opt for light broths or steamed dishes, such as winter melon and pork rib soup, which are nourishing and won’t burden the digestive system..."

"Listeners, this is an emergency broadcast from Tianfu Voice. According to the latest police bulletin we’ve just received, in order to ensure public safety, there is an important alert requiring your attention: the police are actively pursuing a suspect involved in a major case, with the following physical characteristics... The police urge all residents, if you encounter anyone matching the description, please do not make contact, immediately call 110 to report, and provide as detailed information as possible. For your own and others’ safety, please do not take action personally."

"The Ring Expressway is currently unimpeded at all entrances, but some sections are slippery due to weather conditions, so please control your speed and drive carefully..."

Accompanied by broadcasts of various styles, soon Chen Yun had battered all pieces of snake meat.

Then, he skillfully heated up the oil in the pan and, incidentally, turned on the exhaust fan.

As he watched the hot oil in the pot gradually warm up, a thought couldn’t help but arise in Chen Yun’s heart.

He was now able to sense many different frequencies of electromagnetic waves, and even with this ability, he was getting closer and closer to becoming a humanoid radio.

But why hadn’t his perception of infrared waves emerged? Or had it already developed, but was initially blocked along with many other electromagnetic waves that he couldn’t handle at the time?

Chen Yun was interested in the ability to perceive infrared not for any other reason but because, if he had it, he would be able to measure temperature, making cooking the deep-fried snake meat in front of him much more convenient.

In cooking, he was serious.

It’s just a pity... that he was still just a low-end radio.

Thinking this, Chen Yun couldn’t help but curl his lips in a slight expression of resignation.

Sensing the myriad of electromagnetic waves moving through ’Transparent World’ spiritual perception around him, Chen Yun silently raised the focus on the waves representing Tianfu Voice and the traffic broadcast.

This was essentially like increasing the volume of the mixed broadcast in his mind.

The surrounding noise was then overshadowed, allowing Chen Yun to focus more on the background music while his thoughts playfully wandered elsewhere.

First to mind was the tungsten steel ball he had toyed with in the early morning.

Whenever he thought of the exhilarating display of strength he exhibited, he inevitably fantasized about a much more distant future.

But speaking of the physical body...

How strong would he become in the future?

This daydream, of course, wasn’t to say that he would be satisfied with reaching the level of ’one punch to calm the storm,’ which was a goal he had once set.

Since he was already indulging in thoughts of the future, Chen Yun couldn’t help but consider even more outlandish possibilities.

If he were so exaggerated as to be able to punch a planet like Europa to smithereens, then at that time, he could probably call himself the God of Mankind, right?

Thinking this, Chen Yun couldn’t help but let out a light chuckle.

The motion of putting the pieces of snake meat into the frying pan even paused for a moment.

At that level,

he definitely could be called the God of Mankind.

After all, Earth’s mass is only about forty times that of Europa.

If he could shatter Europa, slowly pulverizing Earth with fist after fist wouldn’t be an issue.

By that time, one punch and the tectonic plates would fracture, continents would drift.

Oh no, that’s not quite right, it should be continents speeding wildly!

The power of drift is still too gentle.

Not levying a breathing tax on all humanity by then would already be merciful.

As a child, Chen Yun, watching Dragon Ball, used to fantasize about becoming the God of Mankind and declaring to the world that he had scattered seven glass marbles across the earth to be collected for a wish.

Then, he would only make six impossible-to-forge glass marbles and have fun teasing the whole world.

But now, thinking back on these things, Chen Yun couldn’t help but chuckle and shake his head.

To be honest,

he had truly become someone moving towards the direction of the God of Mankind.

Someone who could potentially become the God of Mankind.

But now, Chen Yun, on the other hand, had no such flashy thoughts.

He just wanted to see just how high and far the sky reached.

And in the process, explore around a bit, travel the world, and see those different splendors that he once wanted to see but found difficult to witness.

Also, to put in a little more effort to fulfill the promise of becoming a writer he made to his mother.

Just as he once fantasized,

perhaps the end point of his evolution could mean carrying mountains, chasing the sun, plucking stars, and grasping the moon. Perhaps one day he’ll spread his arms, float outside Earth’s atmosphere, and take on the pose of a deity embracing the Sun.

But in the midst of this evolution,

he wanted to try out all kinds of professions in this mundane world, to experience lives he had never lived. He wanted to challenge the limits and engage in even more exaggerated sports. He wanted to ride on blue whales across the vast ocean, accompany tigers through the jungle, and stand on the heads of prides to conquer the savannah...

And to conquer nature with his flesh and blood!

For all this, he would keep evolving, tirelessly!

Thinking this,

Chen Yun, who was double-frying the snake meat, had a glint in his eyes.

But it soon faded away.

Or rather, "faded" might not be the right word, it should be considered hidden.

It wasn’t that the light in his eyes vanished, but rather he temporarily stopped thinking about it.

Talking about such things now is meaningless.

Such a future is still too distant.

Starting at a mass of 60 quintillion tons for Europa, his current strength is a mere 6 tons.

There’s a difference of a hundred quintillion times between them.

Thinking about these things now is too far off.

Right now, what he cares more about

is having the ability to measure infrared temperatures, which would make cooking much more convenient.

A writer who doesn’t want to be the God of Mankind isn’t a good chef!

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