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Chapter 1985: Wanted Criminal Wang Mang!
Chapter 1985: Chapter 1985: Wanted Criminal Wang Mang!
Cherry blossoms fluttered throughout the sky, and Wang Mang was also staring blankly at the scene.
At that moment, he suddenly felt someone tap his shoulder.
Turning his head, he saw Wu Ya, wearing casual clothes, with a mischievous grin, teasing him,
"You’re kidding me, beneath that brave appearance, is there a pink girlish heart?"
Hearing this rather mood-spoiling comment, Wang Mang’s face instantly darkened.
He then said irritably, "Didn’t you go out to play? Why did you come back so soon?"
Seeing Wang Mang’s annoyed expression, Wu Ya’s smile grew even wider.
"I just saw something interesting."
"Come on, let’s go check it out."
Wang Mang gave him a suspicious look.
What interesting thing could there be in a Divine Demon World?
It wasn’t bragging, but with their abilities, except for the top experts of Earth, they could overlook everything else.
Seeing that Wang Mang didn’t believe him, Wu Ya immediately became more enthusiastic.
He hurriedly said, "Just go and see, you won’t be disappointed."
Eventually, Wang Mang couldn’t resist him.
"Alright, let’s go."
No sooner had he spoken than the space around them began to twist.
...
At that moment, in the spectator area of a dueling platform.
Wang Mang and Wu Ya suddenly appeared there.
Thinking of what Wu Ya had said earlier, Wang Mang started to watch carefully.
However, within a few minutes, he realized something was off.
The two people on the dueling platform, rather than dueling, seemed to be playfighting.
It appeared to be a punch from me and a kick from you, but in reality, every punch was a collision of acting skills.
Each punch was a contest of wits.
For example, Player A seemed to be throwing a punch, but actually not.
Just as Player B’s eyes twinkled, preparing to meet the punch with his forehead, Player A grinned deeply.
The next moment, he too furiously charged his head toward the opponent.
Bang!
With a crisp sound, both of them collapsed onto the ground.
One’s eyes rolled back, and the other foamed at the mouth.
In the spectator area, Wang Mang couldn’t help but twitch his lips.
In his perception, the bodies of these two had not been harmed at all.
So, unsurprisingly, both were acting.
Though their purpose was unclear, this comical performance still elicited great laughter from everyone in the spectator area.
"Ha-ha-ha, the selection is always so interesting."
"These peerless heavenly talents use all their tricks to avoid being chosen."
"Not regretting buying snacks in advance to watch this, it’s damn interesting."
"Psh, what’s this? The real madness is during the election at the Nebula Sect."
"Ha-ha, it can’t be helped if your acting skills are bad; you just might lose your life."
"Tsk tsk tsk..."
...
Listening to the surrounding discussions, Wang Mang also understood something.
Is this the eve of the Nebula Sect election?
Are they all so afraid of being chosen?
At that moment, Wang Mang’s shoulder suddenly received several strong forces.
He nearly tumbled forward.
He saw, Wu Ya with one hand on his stomach and the other continuously patting his shoulder as he laughed hysterically.
For a moment, a few cross signs appeared on Wang Mang’s forehead.
The next moment, Wang Mang also swung his fist and smashed it hard onto Wu Ya’s head.
"Keep quiet!"
Bang! With a crisp sound, Wu Ya immediately fell below the spectator area.
This commotion immediately caught everyone’s attention.
Facing the stares around him, Wang Mang sat down with a frown.
At that moment, several armored guards appeared beside Wang Mang.
"Sir, you are suspected of disrupting the order, please come with us."
The moment he heard this, Wang Mang felt somewhat dazed.
"Suspected of disrupting the order?"
These words, which he would only hear on Earth, now echoed in Wang Mang’s ears.
Wang Mang laughed softly.
Seeing that Wang Mang had no intention of standing up, the guards also issued a warning:
"Sir, if you do not cooperate, we will have to handle you forcefully."
At this, Wang Mang’s laughter grew louder.
Just then, Wu Ya also returned from below the spectator area.
"Share the good news with me, let me have a laugh too."
Wu Ya’s voice was not loud, but in this rather solemn scene, it was incredibly distinct.
Seeing that the two men were completely disregarding his group, the leading guard unhesitatingly pulled out the sword at his waist.
"Please cooperate with us immediately."
With this action, all the guards drew their swords.
Watching this unfold, Wu Ya looked at Wang Mang with great interest.
At that moment, Wang Mang’s face was full of smiles, as if he was completely unaware of the tense atmosphere.
Just then, a smaller guard, holding a wanted poster, trembled as he approached the leader.
"Boss, take a look at this."
The moment he heard this, the leader looked at the newcomer discontentedly.
"Hmm?...Hmm!"
His body trembled as if he had seen something terrifying.
The next moment, his gaze shifted repeatedly between Wang Mang and the wanted poster.
After a few moments, his forehead suddenly broke out in cold sweat.
Wanted Poster.
Name: Wang Mang.
Level: Notoriously Evil!
Reward: Regardless of life or death, anyone who brings this person to us will be rewarded with an elders’ seating area.
...
Looking at the person who was a hundred percent similar to the criminal in the portrait, the leading guard couldn’t help but swallow.
Just then, Wu Ya’s voice suddenly sounded beside him.
"Wanted criminal, notoriously evil?"
"Tsks tsks, seems like you are no simple character."
The sudden voice frightened the leading guard nearly to the point of jumping.
He originally wanted to curse loudly but upon seeing it was Wang Mang’s companion, he instantly swallowed his words.
The next moment, his face revealed a forced smile.
"Gentlemen, it was my humble mistake for not recognizing a great man like Mount Tai."
"I won’t disturb your refined enjoyment any further."
After saying this, he prepared to signal his men to leave.
Just then, Wang Mang’s voice suddenly rose, stopping him in his tracks.
"Aren’t you going to make a move to capture me, since I’m a wanted criminal?"
Upon hearing this, the leading guard’s body stiffened instantly.
What to do, what to do!
After a moment, he turned dramatically.
"You must be joking, sir."
"A distinguished and elegant person like yourself couldn’t possibly be a wanted criminal."
"It must be the painting department’s mistake."
"I will definitely have to reprimand those people later."
"This is surely a misunderstanding."
The leading guard was full of the will to survive, speaking as if it were the truth.
His subordinates were all stunned by his words.
"Get lost," Wang Mang said blandly.
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