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Chapter 1947: Mysterious Figure!

Chapter 1947: Chapter 1947: Mysterious Figure!

Looking at Wang You’s expression as if he had been screwed over, the smile on Wang Mang’s face suddenly intensified.

Then he also lightly coughed twice, forcefully suppressing the laughter as he responded,

"With it, won’t you become even more impregnable?"

"When the time comes, won’t earning points be like taking candy from a baby?"

"Points are earned, not saved."

Hearing this, Wang You also cast a doubtful gaze at Wang Mang.

Although it seemed to make some sense, he still felt like he had been duped.

However, considering that all explanations lay in Wang Mang’s hands,

if he continued to be ungrateful, the master would probably just force him into submission.

Immediately after, he put on a bitter face and accepted it.

"I understand, Master. You are right."

"Points are earned."

As he spoke, his face twisted into a grimace uglier than crying.

Wang Mang nearly burst out laughing at the sight of it.

Look at how "happy" the kid is smiling.

Although the fellow looked quite similar to himself, due to the refinement of time, the two of them had begun to show some differences.

The most obvious one being that Wang You carried the strong scent of a hard-working Joe,

while Wang Mang, unsurprisingly, would be the evil capitalist.

After bestowing the armor to him, Wang Mang glanced at Wang Lu, who couldn’t help but smile unconsciously.

Thinking about it, he felt like he had been somewhat too biased towards Wang You.

Although he occasionally duped Wang You, with his status as the master, as long as he gave an order, the followers would have no choice but to comply.

It was just that Wang Mang didn’t want to interact with them in that manner.

That was what led to Wang You occasionally being presumptuous with Wang Mang.

But thankfully, he cleverly came up with the points system.

Tsk tsk tsk, the dream sure is a wonderful damn bastard.

Cough cough, went off track there.

Thinking that Wang Lu didn’t have any equipment, Wang Mang immediately decided to continue opening chests, to see if he could get some good gear.

Gotta keep the scales balanced, right?

Subsequently, he silently invoked in his mind towards the system:

"Continue opening the Gacha for me."

As soon as he finished speaking, the system’s voice immediately followed:

[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve obtained 50 billion Dao God Crystals.]

It wasn’t anything significant, for Wang Mang at this point, 50 billion was just pocket change.

A few minutes later, the system’s prize-announcing voice resonated for the second time:

[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve obtained Chaos Chains.]

!!

Wang Mang’s eyes widened.

Even though he didn’t know what this thing was,

but just the name sounded awesome!

"Introduce it," Wang Mang said with excitement.

[Chaos Chains: Chains forged from Starfall Mysterious Iron, containing a strand of true Chaos essence.]

[Grade: Mid-rank Level 7 (upgradable)].

After hearing the system’s introduction, Wang Mang disdainfully curled his lip.

With such an awesome name, it turned out to be just a mid-rank Level 7.

But it had the advantage of being upgradable, with great potential.

This piece of equipment should be quite suited for Wang Lu.

Although it’s a bit weak now, we always focus on the future.

Moments later, the system announced the third prize:

[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have obtained an inner garment of an Eternal Realm powerhouse.]

Wang Mang: ...

Even though he felt like criticizing it, Wang Mang still held himself back.

He had come a long way from his past self, and so had his mentality.

But when it came to the next reward, he couldn’t help but lose his cool.

As Wang Mang silently chanted the fictitious "Calming Incantation" in his heart, the system’s prize announcement sounded for the fourth time:

[Ding! Congratulations to the host! You have obtained one heap of the Dog Emperor’s poop.]

Upon hearing this, the corners of Wang Mang’s mouth couldn’t stop twitching.

In the end, he cursed in his mind, "You damn system, what the hell are you giving me every f*cking day?"

"What the hell can I do with the Dog Emperor’s sh*t?"

"As fertilizer?"

Unconcerned with Wang Mang’s colorful language, the system continued with its prize announcements:

[Ding! Congratulations to the host! You have obtained a Spirit-Nurturing Stone.]

Upon hearing this reward, Wang Mang’s voice suddenly stopped.

Then he asked, "What’s that? Give me a proper introduction."

[Spirit-Nurturing Stone: Can warm and nourish the Tou She Ancient God, slowly improving the quality and Realm of spiritual will projection.]

As soon as the words were out, a smile spread across Wang Mang’s face, and his previous indignation vanished without a trace.

System: Hypocrite.

"Alright, alright, this item isn’t bad at all."

"It can even enhance the Tou She Ancient God, quite impressive." Wang Mang was overjoyed.

Just then, the system’s prize announcement sounded for the sixth time:

[Ding! Congratulations to the host! You have obtained the title of an Exceptional Dancer.]

[Note: Wearing this title will increase Base Attack by 10%, defense by 10%, and speed by 10%.]

[Note 2: All the above bonuses are obtainable only in a dancing state.]

Wang Mang scratched his head, somewhat befuddled.

Although he was envious of those boosts,

the thought of having to dance during battle made him feel like something was a bit off.

If he did that, the enemies would probably die of laughter.

But...

A glint flashed in Wang Mang’s eyes, and he suddenly thought of a perfect candidate.

Damn it, why didn’t I think of this just now?

Wasn’t this item tailor-made for Wang You?

With his speed and his ability to absorb damage with his armor, it wasn’t just about dancing in battle.

Even if he had a child in the midst of fighting, the enemies would probably still be too slow to react.

Now with this additional 10% speed boost, wasn’t he destined to take off?

For a moment, Wang Mang spoke to the system with a sour tone:

"Be honest, is Wang You your real son?"

"Damn it, all the good stuff is prepared for him."

...

As soon as he finished speaking, the system’s voice followed:

[Ding! Everything offered by the system belongs to the host, and how it is distributed thereafter is entirely up to the host.]

Upon hearing this, Wang Mang couldn’t help but mutter in his mind: Like I’d believe that.

You didn’t mention a peep about the Eternal Ancient Living Soil vanishing into thin air.

Wang Mang had something to say about this, but he didn’t voice it directly.

Although losing his items in the system space was a serious matter,

under the special circumstances at the time, he felt it might not be such a big deal.

After experiencing several great trials and tribulations, Wang Mang also gradually understood that in this universe where powerful beings were everywhere, the system wasn’t omnipotent.

At least it couldn’t deal with those supreme beings.

But such behemoths wouldn’t always be watching him.

Thinking this, Wang Mang inexplicably let out a sigh of relief.

Just thinking about those supreme beings always inexplicably weighed heavily on his heart.

Seeing that the system’s prize announcement didn’t sound again, Wang Mang knew that the treasure chest had come to an end.

His thoughts returned to reality, and he intended to give the Chaos Chains to King Lu.

However, the sudden appearance of another figure on the altar caused his expression to stiffen.