I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 999: Two Crazy Women

Chapter 999: Chapter 999: Two Crazy Women

Due to forgetting to find someone to lead the way when you went out, you unexpectedly got lost. After passing through several archways and gardens, you found yourself in front of an elegantly arranged courtyard. At the same time, a clear and ethereal, extremely infectious singing voice came from the midst of the flowers.

"The flowers beneath the eaves quietly bloom,

The night breeze lingers, long waiting outside the door,

The waning moon hangs solo on the windowsill, casting memories into the pale,

Yearning—has that person stayed or strayed?

...

Asking the moon, about its wax and wane,

But it cannot illuminate the inexplicable bonds of marriage of this mortal coil,

How many can feel the joy and sorrow of crescent moon nights,

Make a wish, may the night grant it whole."

The sound of the Guzheng intertwined with the rafters, and the singer’s voice was like an ethereal immortal sound, making you somewhat trance-like.

This song, you definitely were not unfamiliar with. Only, you never expected that in this world, there would still be someone who could sing this song.

At this moment, the people who had entered the Map of Kingdom with you had already gathered by your side. So who in the depths of the Imperial Palace was singing?

"Who are you, and why are you here!?"

You turned around and saw a pretty palace maid standing behind you. Scratching your head with a bit of embarrassment, you said, "I’m terribly sorry, I got lost, so I accidentally wandered into this place."

The palace maid saw your comical appearance and couldn’t help but let out a "pfft" of laughter and said, "You’re quite interesting. The Imperial Palace has forbidden areas all over, and no one can just walk in as they please."

"Man’er, who’s that over there?"

Just then, a gorgeous figure entered your line of sight—the same Carefree County Princess, Qin Yuxuan, whom you had met before.

Strangely enough, you didn’t know why, but whenever you saw Qin Yuxuan, you would instinctively feel a very strange sensation from within—it was vague yet very sweet, as if you had just parted from Li Xiangwei. Moreover, looking at her only made you feel more strongly that this Qin Yuxuan resembled Xian Qianling.

Qin Yuxuan’s beauty was like a piece of jade, and it could be said without exaggeration that she had reached the pinnacle of loveliness. Her arched Liu Mei brows and small, glistening eyes always showed curiosity about the world; her nose high and proud, her red lips plump, her earlobes exquisite—everything was so delicate, so perfect.

"Eh, aren’t you that Luo Yun?"

Despite Qin Yuxuan’s serene exterior, she had a rebellious streak, which wasn’t hard to discern from her attire. Her dress could no longer be described as revealing—it was "simplistically" extreme, a surefire weapon against homebound men.

Her fair and smooth arms were so cleanly exposed to your view; the upper half of her clothes tightly wrapped around her mountain-like bosom, its deep crevasse inviting you to bury your head within.

Below that, a cute and petite belly button, which due to the clothes, was almost completely exposed. As for the lower half of her body, well, if you looked any further, you reckon your nose would start bleeding.

Damn it, too sensual, too exposed—this woman is truly a treasure!

Her lower half was "minimalistic" as well, covered only by a wraparound long skirt, which was also split half open, revealing piece by piece her fair skin, those tantalizing glimpses of her mysterious zone, like banana with two pieces of char siu, you had no idea how that nearly claimed the lives of all those homebody men!

At this time, you naturally recalled such a saying among homebody men, "Life is so short, how can we not be sexy; the world outside is a mess, how can we not be flirty!"

However, fortunately for her, she carried on her back a longsword emanating a greenish light, which killed off many a man’s lewd stare. But you were an exception, just standing there, you had nearly looked over Qin Yuxuan’s entire body several times over, several times indeed.

Qin Yuxuan didn’t seem angry, instead smiling at you and asking, "General Luo, don’t you know this is The Great Princess’s sleeping quarters? If a commoner were to enter here, they would have their eyes gouged out and their feet chopped off."

"Are you trying to scare me? That’s pretty severe."

This was the second time you had heard the title "The Great Princess." You didn’t know much about Li Shimin’s children, only a little about the few that were famous in history, as for the rest, you were clueless.

"What, you don’t believe me?" Qin Yuxuan continued to look at you with a smile, not at all feeling as if you had taken advantage of her appearance.

"Alright, whether I believe it or not, I didn’t mean to come in here intentionally. Uh, Qian-Qian... oh no, Miss Qin, could you please tell me how to get out of the Imperial Palace?" You habitually blurted out Xian Qianling’s nickname.

Qin Yuxuan gave a slight smile, and the look she gave you was laced with a little more brilliance, "Can’t you tell?"

"Uh, tell what?"

You suddenly felt Qin Yuxuan’s danger level had instantly skyrocketed, clearly sensing a very strong energy wave emanating from her.

In that moment, you became defensive, although you didn’t understand what you had done to upset her.

"Why are you still looking at me with those unfamiliar eyes?"

"Ah?"

Before the words fell, you only saw a bright flash of green light in front of your eyes, as a beam of green light shot straight at you.

"Damn it!"

You hurriedly dodged, but because the distance was too close, some strands of your hair were still cut off, luckily your handsome face wasn’t hurt. An injury was a minor thing, but losing face was a major one. If others knew that the Great Tang War God was injured by an obscure woman, how would you continue mixing in the future?

"Miss Qin, we bear no grudge against each other—Gan, there it comes again!" You dodged once more, this time in the nick of time, but you also quickly leapt out twenty or thirty meters away.

"You still call me Miss Qin! You heartless man, has your heart been eaten by a dog?" Saying this, Qin Yuxuan formed a sword technique with her hands, and immediately behind her appeared twelve longswords, also radiating a greenish light.

"The Twelve Star Sword of Tiangang!" At this moment, Qin Yuxuan was like an enraged lioness, the twelve longswords arranged in a circle behind her, spinning rapidly.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"

You wanted to explain, but seeing how angry Qin Yuxuan was, how dared you say more. Right then, without another word, you activated the Resting door and transformed into a lingering shadow that disappeared from Qin Yuxuan’s sight.

"Luo Yun, you bastard, you stand right there!" At the end of her shout, Qin Yuxuan’s lips pouted and tears fell in two streams, "Luo Yun, you bastard!"

"Little Yu, why are you crying?"

At that moment, a gentle voice came from behind Qin Yuxuan. Immediately after, a face of peerless beauty appeared before Qin Yuxuan. Unlike Qin Yuxuan, she simply stood there and naturally exuded an air of arrogance that looked down upon all others. It could be said, any woman who considered herself beautiful would feel inferior standing before her, and this was not merely about having a prettier face, but about a disparity on a higher level.