I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 987: Female Acting Emperor (Seeking Monthly Tickets)

Chapter 987: Chapter 987: Female Acting Emperor (Seeking Monthly Tickets)

"Hey, hey, what are you doing... oh, gently, gently, it’s my first time... hiss, not bad, quite impressive."

Please don’t get the wrong idea, dear readers. Zhen Qi simply circled around to your back and used her unique vines to give you a massage, just stretching your muscles—that’s all. Readers with their minds in the gutter should go stand in the corner.

"Put a little more pressure on that spot on the left, oh yeah~~"

You expressed your inner feelings with a trembling voice, half-closing your eyes to savor Zhen Qi’s service.

"My husband, my handiwork isn’t bad, right?" Zhen Qi fished for compliments.

"It’s good, but I can’t help wondering if you’ve often done this for other goblins?" Your tone was somewhat sour.

"My bad husband, I’m still an untouched girl, you know. You’re the first man I’ve had; all other men were drained into husks by my vines before they could even see me."

"Wait a minute." At this point, you suddenly realized something, quickly turned your head, and stared intently at Zhen Qi. "If I find the Magic Technique for cultivating the Evil Daoist Aura, are you going to drain me into a husk and then regenerate my flesh and blood?"

"I couldn’t bear to do that to you." As she spoke, Zhen Qi gave you a coquettish glance, her delicate face flushing with a shade of Yanhong. "You could, you know, voluntarily transfer some of that Evil Daoist Aura to me."

"How would I transfer it?" As if you thought of something, a naughty smile appeared on your face.

"Mmm~~, you’re so naughty, husband, and you know exactly how, it’s the way that men like you enjoy the most."

This playful moan from Zhen Nan made your entire body melt, the fire of desire within you shooting up to the heavens!

"Heh heh, who says I can only transfer it when I have the Evil Daoist Aura? I’m going to infuse you with the unique Demonic Qi of this young master right now!"

With those words, you pounced on her like a hungry tiger, pinning Zhen Qi’s soft and sensual body beneath you. Just as you were about to kiss her, a green vine wrapped around your shoulder, quickly coiling to your ear and entering your left ear canal.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing?"

Zhen Nan didn’t speak, but an extremely faint voice came out of your left ear canal. You had every reason to believe that you were the only person in the world who could hear it.

"Master Li, do you still remember a condition you agreed to before?"

The moment you heard the words "Master Li," you were startled!

You looked at Zhen Nan in sudden fear, not expecting her to actually be Xi Yu!

Damn it!

Considering your entanglement with Xi Yu, and the fact that you had to face Wu Qiyi tomorrow, you immediately tried to get up and escape.

However, Zhen Nan’s black vines wrapped completely around you, binding you together with her.

"Master Li, you haven’t answered yet."

Having no choice, you nodded.

"So, I’m going to state my condition now..."

After she whispered into your ear, your brows furrowed involuntarily: "This... isn’t really good, is it?"

The green vine quickly retracted, and Xi Yu rolled her alluring white eyes: "I really didn’t expect you to be such an irresponsible person."

"I... Zhao’er, she..."

"Who came first? And besides, there’s Dragon King Lake..."

"Fine! Fine! I agree to it, I agree to it!"

As soon as you said that, Zhen Nan immediately entwined herself around you, kissing your cheek and pressing her seductive lips near your earlobe, whispering tenderly, "For real?"

With a sigh, you said: "Do I have another choice?"

"Xi xi." With that, Zhen Nan wrapped around you, flipping over, and whispered softly, "Husband, let’s go to sleep."

"You’re lying on top of me, how can I sleep..."

"I like this position..."

"Get off!"

After a while, the wind outside blew through the tree shadows, rustling, making it a sleepless night for you...

"Oh—oh—"

Early in the morning, you were practicing the roar of Taishan in your own courtyard.

"Husband, what are you yelling about so early in the morning?" Zhen Qi twisted her graceful body, gently hugging you from behind, resting her slightly blush cheek against your broad and strong back.

"Nothing much, just venting the frustration that’s been building up inside for a long time. Two bananas, one char siu, I was embraced by a delicate and exquisite body all night, and yet I never laid a finger on her!"

"Xi xi, there was no helping it, there’s a difference in rank, you know."

Zhen Nan brought this up, and you immediately frowned and huffed, "I’m going to settle things with Little Yiyi tonight!"

"So improper so early in the morning!"

As you were mustering what little courage you had, a pleasant and slightly commanding voice was heard.

At that moment, Meng Family’s matriarch approached with Zi Yi and Little Yue. Little Yue was pouting, showing her dissatisfaction toward you.

"Mother."

"Mother."

Zhen Qi stood behind you, performing a greeting to Mrs. Meng, but her brow furrowed slightly while she bowed, obviously aggravating some wound.

Wow, Female Acting Emperor!

"Get up quickly, you broke your body last night, so don’t make any big movements. If you injure yourself, it will take a long time to recover," Mrs. Meng hurried forward to help Zhen Qi up, then thumped you on the head, "You scoundrel, don’t you know how to cherish and care for women?"

"Mother, actually..."

"Husband."

Zhen Nan mentioned this, and all you could do was shrug, only to be thumped on the head again.

"You men just know how to enjoy yourselves, be more careful next time!"

Mrs. Meng’s words had a double meaning, and you glanced at Zi Yi beside you as you spoke.

Before you could react, Mrs. Meng pulled Zhen Qi away, saying, "This morning, I’ve specially prepared some medicine for your injuries, let’s go inside."

"Thank you, mother."

Truth be told, you had never realized Xi Yu’s acting skills were so superb that, aside from Wu Qiyi, she’d probably fooled everyone else present.

As Mrs. Meng took Zhen Qi inside, you were confronted by a glowering Little Yue with her adorable pout, and Zi Yi with her face full of grievance.

Your frown eased as you embraced both women, tapping their foreheads gently, "These past few days, you’ve really been through a lot. Yi’er, don’t be jealous, Little Yue has already knocked over several jars of vinegar."

"That’s not true, Second Young Master is bullying me!" Little Yue kept pouting cutely, and you kissed her tender face, causing her to blush and appear extremely shy.

"You two have been mine for a long time, but circumstances and my parents’ disapproval prevented us from crossing that line before. Now things are different, and our wedding day is coming up soon. How about we sleep in the same bed after that?"

"Ah ya!" As soon as the words left your mouth, Mrs. Meng smacked the back of your head, sending it askew.

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