I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 934: No Explanation Needed, You Know What I Mean (Seeking Monthly Ticket)

Chapter 934: Chapter 934: No Explanation Needed, You Know What I Mean (Seeking Monthly Ticket)

"If you don’t want to die, shut up!" you glared at Gaoyang Princess, then picked up her exquisite little feet and sucked on the wound oozing purple blood.

"Uh."

Whether out of shyness or sensitivity, Gaoyang Princess’s pretty face was flushed at that moment, her watery eyes fixed on you, her feelings of gratitude unsaid.

You had no idea that Gaoyang Princess was actually not looking for an argument for Etymology’s sake, but rather exhibiting the unique mannerisms of a girl in the throes of adolescence.

Over the past month, Gaoyang Princess had been receiving your signals at all times. She admired you for your literary grace, applauded your mighty and overbearing ways, and esteemed your clever and skilful hands. Unbeknownst to her, she had already fallen into a love trap you had wove unwittingly.

Especially now, in this most moving scene for Gaoyang Princess, to risk one’s life for another, who would be willing to do that among ordinary men?

Of course, that’s assuming you know your body is immune to all poisons; otherwise, you wouldn’t be so foolish. This girl is nothing to you, who would be so dumb to risk their life to save her?

You fiercely sucked out several mouthfuls of poison blood and only when you saw no purple blood flowed from the wound did you heave a sigh of relief. Ripping off a piece of your clothing, you made a simple bandage for Gaoyang Princess.

"The poison seems to have been cleared, but for safety’s sake, I should still take you back to see the doctor."

"Mhm," Gaoyang Princess said bashfully, hanging her head and unusually exuding the demeanor of a shy girl.

You didn’t take her to heart and without giving it much thought, carried Gaoyang Princess and dashed towards Gu’an City.

You didn’t know that in your rush, you hadn’t removed the power of the "Gate of Life," causing a pale green glow to revolve around the two of you. After running a short distance with Gaoyang Princess, she suddenly let out a pleased hum.

"What’s wrong?"

"..." Gaoyang Princess was unable to speak, her face had turned extremely red, and she was bashfully burying her head with her slender legs trembling slightly.

"Huh? No way!?"

You got it right, Gaoyang Princess had already been unable to let go of the experience since you saved her.

This was the first time in Gaoyang Princess’s life, and indeed she was now embarrassed beyond words. But the usually tough Gaoyang Princess said something extremely audacious in this awkward situation, "Alright, now you definitely have to take responsibility."

"Oh cave toilet! Buddha, Taishang Laojun! I really didn’t do anything!"

"I don’t care, I am pinning it on you anyway!" Gaoyang Princess, not minding any formality, hugged your neck and snuggled her entire delicate body into your embrace, clinging close to you. In ancient times, men and women were discouraged from physical contact, and now you were in a situation where even jumping into the Yellow River wouldn’t clear your name.

For a moment, you were also baffled by this girl—her fragrant body in your arms, her beauty radiant as jade. Although a little temperamental and somewhat rude, at least she was a beauty. Young as she was, her development was already quite impressive, and with cultivation, she might well grow into a D.

This girl really was audacious – she gave you the feeling of being inhabited by Xian Qianling, that crazy woman!

Crazy Woman?

D?

Wait!

Cave toilet, of course!

This time, your thoughts suddenly became clear as if you’ve had a revelation.

Little Yue, like a miniature Lin Panxia.

Zi Yi, bearing a resemblance to Wu Qiyi.

Wu Zhao, giving you the same vibe as Zhao’er.

Gaoyang Princess, a challenging presence like the crazy woman!

Then it struck you that previously Mother En had asked you to bring four girls who would be willing to sacrifice their lives for you...

And just like that, the pieces fell into place!

Meaning they had all come over!

Ho ho, things were about to get interesting now.

All the things you wouldn’t dare do in the real world, you could tackle them here one by one!

Just as you were pondering whether to take this girl or not, you heard the sound of galloping horses from behind. Judging by the noise, it seemed like a considerable number of people were approaching. Turning around, you recognized the leader as Cheng Chuliang, and only then did you relax.

"Stop!" Cheng Chuliang called from a few dozen meters away from the two of you, "Go back!"

"Damn, go back for what, can’t you see there’s an injured person here!" You were not the least bit pleased with Cheng Chuliang’s lack of tact.

Cheng Chuliang, grinning sheepishly as he galloped over, while the others watched from a distance. Looking at his expression, as lecherous as it could be, his mouth wide open revealing a row of yellow teeth.

"Brother Luo, I’m really sorry," Cheng Chuliang began, "I just saw the princess’s horse come back to the camp and thought something had happened to you and the princess, but I didn’t expect..." At this point, Cheng Chuliang gave you and Gaoyang Princess a thorough up and down with a sleazy gaze, then spread a ’knowing’ smile on his face, "I’m really sorry to disturb you two, I’ll leave with my men right away, immediately."

"Damn it, didn’t you see the princess is injured?"

"The princess is injured? Where?" As soon as he heard Gaoyang Princess was injured, Cheng Chuliang became very alert, the lecherous expression wiped from his face.

"Just on her ankle." However, when everyone looked to Gaoyang Princess’s ankle, which seemed carved from pink jade, they noticed it was perfectly intact, without even a mole.

"This..." Cheng Chuliang looked at you with a puzzled expression.

"It’s odd, she was definitely injured just now; how did it heal so quickly?"

Even Gaoyang Princess herself found it very strange and mumbled to herself. Yet you, being the one involved, felt as if you had discovered a new continent. Hastily setting down Gaoyang Princess, you walked up to Cheng Chuliang and stretched out your hand, "Lend me the knife on your waist."

"What are you going to do?" Cheng Chuliang jumped back sensitively, "Brother, I really didn’t see anything just now, don’t kill the messenger."

"Get lost, I’ve got no time for that!" you cursed Cheng Chuliang laughingly, then snatched the waist knife from his hand and swiftly cut his right palm while he was not paying attention.

"Ouch!" Cheng Chuliang quickly withdrew his hand.

"Suck it up, stop whining like that, be a man!" you scolded him impatiently, then held your right hand above Cheng Chuliang’s wound, and he saw a faint green light glow from your palm.