I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 896: Stinky Second Young Master

Chapter 896: Chapter 896: Stinky Second Young Master

"But the question is, who is this person? Could it be Luo Family’s eldest son, Luo Xin?"

"Not him," the woman pondered for a moment before whispering to her companion.

"Ah! Servant... Servant doesn’t want to..." Before she could finish, the younger girl had already turned pale.

"I told you to do it, so do it. Do you know, this is also a blessing for you? Don’t you see that he is the Second Young Master of the Ming Dynasty Duke? If you succeed in this, you’re guaranteed a life of endless glory and wealth!" The woman’s expression turned serious, and an aura of authority naturally emanated from her.

"But, but the servant is scared."

"Scared of what? He’s just another person with two hands and two feet," the woman said impatiently, giving the maid a disdainful glance, "The matter is settled. Proceed as planned. Everyone will get drunk, and you’ll drag that dead fatty into the side room. I myself will guard outside for you, and once it’s done, you must get the information about that person from the fatty’s mouth immediately."

"Yes, servant obeys." The maid’s face was full of bitterness, and though reluctant, she had no other choice.

About half an hour later, the dandies in the hall were all sprawled in every which way, exhibiting all sorts of poses.

"Third Brother also, really... It was humiliating enough for Sixteenth Sister to marry into the Fang Family, and he still had to make her organize such a banquet!" The woman walked over to a handsome man passed out on the table and complained.

"Come! Drink! Uh... drink... ’Drink today, for today we’re drunk; worry about tomorrow’s sorrow tomorrow!’" By the end of this declaration, you too stretched out your legs and lay straight on the ground, playing dead.

"Mei’er, come quickly."

At that moment, the woman and Mei’er quietly approached you. They each grabbed one of your hands and prepared to drag you to the side room. However, in your sleep, you turned over and ended up pinning the woman under you.

"Damn it!" When had the woman ever been touched by a man like this? Suddenly, a golden light flashed on her body, and with a "bang," you were sent flying through the window like a cannonball, landing in the courtyard of the tavern. Fortunately, you landed in a bush rather than a pile of rocks, or the consequences would have been unimaginable. However, the impact woke you up, and although still somewhat dazed, at least you could make out what was in front of you.

"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!" The woman seemed still unsatisfied, jumping down from the second floor, more than four meters high, and harshly slapped your face several times before storming off angrily.

Along with a splitting headache and swollen cheeks, you remembered the woman’s fierce face and slender back.

The next morning, as you opened your eyes, the first thing you saw was Little Yue’s pretty face. You looked around and let out a sigh of relief, saying, "Good, I’m home."

"Second Young Master, you’re finally awake."

Little Yue handed you a warm towel; you wiped your face carelessly and asked her, "How did I get home last night?"

Little Yue then covered her nose and stepped away.

Seeing her reaction, you cheekily approached, "Little Yue, why are you covering your nose?"

"Second Young Master stinks, stinky Second Young Master!"

As soon as these words were uttered, your body suddenly shook, and the last page of Lin Panxia’s diary naturally surfaced in your mind. At that time, you even mocked Lin Panxia for writing micro-fiction, but now, thinking back carefully, every single action you take follows the plot she wrote!

It seems that that entry is the order of this Map of Kingdom!

It’s just...

Why is it like this?

How would Lin Panxia know the order of this Map of Kingdom? Could this be just a coincidence?

Thinking this, you couldn’t help but look at Little Yue, who was like a mini version of Lin Panxia.

Once the topic of last night’s events was brought up, Little Yue, the chatterbox, immediately became excited, "Second Young Master, you were truly godlike last night. You even knocked the Cheng Family’s Little Overlord flat! Elder brother said that after you sang ’Bring in the Wine’ at the tavern last night, even the Emperor praised you after hearing it."

"The Emperor!? How did this news reach his ears?" You were a bit stunned by how quickly gossip spread in ancient times.

"Anyway, Second Young Master, you’re famous now. Master even said he wants Elder Brother to take you to a poetry gathering in a few days."

"Poetry gathering? Spare me. That’s for scholars and beauties, not my cup of tea. I like to eat big pieces of meat, drink from large bowls. Rough and tumble—that’s more my style!" You casually waved the notion aside, then stood up to change your clothes and began to train in your own courtyard. Last night, defeating Cheng Chuliang in a test of strength had greatly inspired you, although you knew you had taken advantage of the situation; a real fight would have likely turned out differently.

"Second brother!" You had just worked up a sweat when you saw Luo Cheng and Luo Xin approaching one after the other. You hastily put down the equipment in your hands and respectfully greeted them, "Father, Elder Brother."

"Yun’er, you must not indulge in alcohol in the future. Both of us are martial artists. Don’t you know drunkenness hurts the body?" Although Luo Cheng’s tone was quite strict, your heart felt warm. You understood that Luo Cheng was showing concern for you.

"Yes, I will be mindful from now on."

Mmm, no need to train today. We’ll go to Huiwen Pavilion together this afternoon."

"Father, why are we going to Huiwen Pavilion?"

"You’ll know once we get there. Uncle Ding will send someone to inform you this afternoon."

"Oh, fare well, Father."

After Luo Cheng left, Luo Xin came over with a grin and whispered in your ear, "By the way, second brother, where did you hear the song ’Bring in the Wine’ you sang last night? It’s the work of a master. I must visit and pay my respects!"

"His name is Li Bai, and he has become immortal."

You said somewhat helplessly. Honestly, you held a bit of prejudice against scholars—was just a poem worth all this fuss?

When it came to poetry, your mind was filled with countless classics sung through the ages; it was just that you didn’t care to show off, and moreover, showing off wouldn’t put food on the table. You were not like those sour scholars; all that Confucian thought was nonsense to you! These past few days, during your free time, you had learned about current affairs. Although on the surface the Three Kingdoms coexisted peacefully with each other, you knew this was merely a facade.

The Emperor of the Tang Empire, Li Shimin, was no ordinary ruler. Could he really tolerate two massive rival empires at his side? To the north, the Great Han Dynasty’s Emperor Guangwu, Liu Xiu, though a wise sovereign who sought only to live peacefully, had sons that were said to not share his outlook. Looking to the west, the Great Qin Empire—that was like a lion that could never be sated!

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