I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 878 Shénwǔ Incantation

Chapter 878: Chapter 878 Shénwǔ Incantation

"Who’s going first?"

You stood with your arms hanging naturally, a smile gracing your face as you looked at the three people in front of you.

"Me first!"

Li Yichen jumped out. This guy must be a regular here, you could tell from his posture that he practiced martial arts.

Seeing you standing still, Li Yichen frowned and asked, "Old Shepherd, are you planning to let me have a few moves?"

With a grin, you looked at Li Yichen with a satisfied expression, "It’s not about giving you a few moves, I’ll just stand here and let you hit me, if you can touch my body, I lose."

"Damn! Listen to you bragging! Let me tell you, I’m the national free-fighting champion!"

"Don’t mention national, even at a world level, it’s all the same when you’re up against me." You smiled confidently.

"Alright! But these are your own words!"

Li Yichen was about to make a rushing move forward when you suddenly said, "Wait a second."

"Yeah, yeah." He attempted to stop abruptly but fell onto the relatively soft ground and immediately looked up at you with annoyance, "That was definitely on purpose!"

"For a challenge, of course, there should be some stakes." You said with a smile, "If I win, you go back and dye this blonde hair black and take off those ambiguous earrings you’re wearing."

"Deal!"

"If I touch, or let’s say I hit you, tonight all of us will go to Goddess Zhao’s house for dinner!"

"Deal."

"Deal!"

Li Yichen supported himself with his hands, spun in the air, just stabilized his right foot, rushed forward, his right fist aiming fiercely at your left chest!

"Whoosh!"

Just as Li Yichen’s fist was about to hit you, your body weirdly twisted in his eyes and you suddenly dodged in a blink of an eye.

Zhang Xidong watched from the side, his eyes slightly widened and his brows furrowed.

After that, no matter how Li Yichen attacked, your body always managed to dodge before he thought he could hit you.

Under an all-out attack, Li Yichen quickly lost his strength, and soon he was drenched in sweat and gasping for breath.

"Still okay?" You still appeared calm and composed, the smile never leaving your face.

"Of, of course, a man can’t say he can’t!"

Saying that, Li Yichen suddenly exerted force in his right leg and lunged directly at you!

He was a smart person, knowing it was impossible to knock you down, so he chose the second strategy, just to touch you.

This time, he spread his arms wide, maximising the contact area.

Yet, just like before, the moment he thought he could touch you, you adroitly dodged again.

"Gan! How, how is this possible!"

Li Yichen quickly got up, looking at you unwillingly.

You indeed had a method for dealing with students like this, though you weren’t necessarily a qualified teacher and didn’t have much time. Once the emotional issues of the four were resolved, it wouldn’t be possible to stay in the Eastern Sea since Yuhang was your hometown, where your family and friends were.

"How about this, I’ll give you another chance, and..."

"And what?" Seeing you hesitate, Li Yichen quickly asked.

"And I can boost your strength and speed by three to four times instantly, though the consequence will be that you’ll have to lie in bed for three days, needing others to take care of even your toileting," you looked at Li Yichen with a chuckling expression, asking, "Now, do you have the guts to try?"

Li Yichen, a tough guy through and through, didn’t even think before nodding, "Of course! If I can have such an experience, even thirty days in bed wouldn’t be a problem!"

Hearing your conversation with Li Yichen, Su Lang, who was standing by and watching, suddenly asked Zai Juejue, "Could Old Shepherd be from the Taoism Sect..."

"Shénwǔ incantation."

Zhang Xidong answered for Zai Juejue.

"Is it really the Shénwǔ incantation?" Su Lang asked in surprise. "And it can increase strength and speed by three times? What kind of person is Old Shepherd, really? Such enhancement must be at the level of a Taoism Sect elder, right?"

No one answered Su Lang, as the other three were fixating their gazes on you.

Soon, two brown vermillion talismans slowly flew out of your pocket and hovered above Li Yichen’s head.

At that moment, the Sen Luo Curse Mark in your pupils flickered, "Shénwǔ incantation!"

The brown vermillion talisman emitted a strong light and condensed into a magic seal, which then transformed into mottled specks of light, quickly penetrating Li Yichen’s body.

Not long after, Li Yichen let out a cry of astonishment, "Heavens, I suddenly feel like I’m going to fly, light as a swallow!"

As he spoke, Li Yichen’s gaze sharpened and his body blurred before everyone’s eyes, launching an assault on you!

"Swish."

Your casually dodged Li Yichen’s punch again.

"Again!"

"Hah!"

"Yargh!"

"Ah!!"

"Hmm!"

"Eh."

"Ah..."

In the end, Li Yichen lay sprawled on the ground like a disassembled skeleton, wearing a look of utter exhaustion on his face.

You smiled at him, "Coming again?"

"No, no more, the gap is just too big. I surrender."

Seeing that Li Yichen had surrendered, you flipped your hand slightly and a small green porcelain bottle appeared out of nowhere.

Pouring out a glowing dan medicine from the small bottle, you casually tossed it to Li Yichen.

Li Yichen caught the dan medicine and found it surprisingly cool to the touch, as if it had just come out of a refrigerator.

"What is this?"

"Good stuff. After you take it, you won’t have to wet the bed anymore."

Li Yichen didn’t think too hard and was about to swallow it when Zhang Xidong suddenly shouted, "Don’t eat it!"

Li Yichen paused and turned to Zhang Xidong, asking, "Why? Is it poison?"

"This... this is a Returning Yuan Pill! A top-quality Returning Yuan Pill!" Zhang Xidong’s voice trembled as he spoke, his eyes filled with stars as he looked at the pill.

Though young, Li Yichen, who was shrewd, swallowed the Returning Yuan Pill without saying a word, not even waiting for it to dissolve. The pill transformed into a cool stream that spread in his throat and quickly permeated his body’s meridians.

"You... you’re simply wasting precious resources!" Zhang Xidong glared at Li Yichen, furious.

Li Yichen remained indifferent, "Heh heh, this is something Old Shepherd gave to Brother, I can eat it however I want."

Then, he bowed to you, "Old Shepherd, I admit defeat this time. I’ll keep my word; when I go back, I’ll dye my hair back and, as for the earrings, I can take them off right now."

After throwing away the earrings from his ears, Li Yichen said with a grin, "Just so you know, last time my mom tried to bribe me with a six-million-dollar sports car, and I still didn’t take the earrings out."

You shrugged your shoulders, then turned to Zai Juejue and Su Lang, "You both use swords. Come at me together."