I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 861: Kicking with Feet at the Extreme of Love (Five Honest Updates)

Chapter 861: Chapter 861: Kicking with Feet at the Extreme of Love (Five Honest Updates)

First, a pair of dazzling long legs appeared, followed by the elegantly dressed Wu Qiyi, who slowly emerged. The moment she appeared, Xu Hai was utterly captivated.

"Miss Wu, hello, I..."

Before Xu Hai could finish his sentence, Wu Qiyi walked right past him to where you stood and smiled slightly, "I’ve kept you waiting a long time, haven’t I? Sorry, there was a traffic jam on the way."

Xu Hai blinked and suddenly didn’t know what to say.

What, what’s happening?

As he watched the equally breathtaking Xi Yu approach, Xu Hai cautiously moved closer and whispered, "Miss Xi Yu, does Miss Wu know my Brother Yun?"

Xi Yu glanced at Xu Hai and said indifferently, "You mean Mr. Li? Yes, they’ve known each other since childhood. Miss Wu’s first kiss was stolen by Mr. Li."

"Ha!?"

Just as Xu Hai leaped up in shock, a series of "click, click" sounds echoed in succession.

When you suddenly turned around, you spotted a woman with a shoulder bag, continuously taking photos of you and Wu Qiyi standing together with her DSLR camera.

"Hey, no photos allowed!"

Spurred by Xu Hai’s shout, the woman instantly turned and bolted away.

Realizing Wu Qiyi’s status, Xu Hai immediately gave chase.

Xu Hai was obviously faster than the woman and quickly caught up with her, pinning her against the wall of the alley!

"Hand over the film!"

Instead of complying, the woman turned around and glared fiercely at Xu Hai, "Are you crazy chasing me like that!?"

"I despise paparazzi like you the most. Give me the film!"

The woman stared back at Xu Hai, silent.

But as soon as Xu Hai saw her face clearly, he exclaimed in shock, "Pan, Pan, Pan Yan!?"

"Hmph! I didn’t expect you to remember me, Xu Dazhe."

Xu Hai tossed his head and said coldly, "We can talk about our personal issues later. Right now, you must hand over the film. I can’t let down my brother!"

The look in Pan Yan’s eyes changed, turning into one that you’d give a fool.

"Why, why are you looking at me like that?" Xu Hai was a bit intimidated by her stare.

"Are you an idiot? In this world, which newspaper? Which media conglomerate would dare to report on Miss Wu’s news without permission?"

Upon reflection, Xu Hai realized she had a point and immediately asked, "Then what are you doing?"

"Well, Miss Wu hired me to take a few photos of her secret rendezvous with her lover and then make a private newspaper out of them, to be delivered to Xi Yu tomorrow."

"Ah?"

"You don’t understand, do you? This is called a woman’s cunning! Though I’m not quite sure what’s going on here, as a woman, my first instinct tells me it must be Miss Wu competing for a husband with some rich family’s daughter." Pan Yan seemed quite interested in the gossip of the upper class. As she spoke, she leaned her body slightly, while Xu Hai had her pinned; with Xu Hai being taller, his gaze naturally fell down into her neckline as he looked down.

Showing no concern about her exposure, Pan Yan directly asked, "Enjoying the view?"

Xu Hai reflexively replied, "Down your neckline, I can see your belt."

An hour later, the three of you—Wu Qiyi, Xi Yu, and yourself—had thoroughly inspected number 37.

The equally seductive Xi Yu had shown you the deed, and legally speaking, number 37 truly was Wu Qiyi’s private property.

Left with no other choice, you agreed and signed a rental contract.

After you signed, Xi Yu, holding the rental contract, smiled and said, "Mr. Li’s signature is as handsome as the man himself. It would’ve been great if this were a marriage agreement."

Time and again, subtly hinted at by Xi Yu, you felt like you were about to crack under the pressure.

Especially after that first comment, when Wu Qiyi wasn’t looking, you softly asked Xi Yu, "Miss Xi Yu, what kind of person was I before? What exactly is my relationship with your miss?"

"Mr. Li and Miss Wu were just one step away from sealing the deal and, you’ve struck it rich."

"I’ve struck it rich?"

"Yes, buy one get one free."

As she said this, she sent you a flirtatious wink that could kill.

All right then, these women, not a single one was easy to handle!

The more you learned about your own past, the more curious you became. You were also becoming increasingly eager to recover your memory because you felt it was extremely important for you.

As the three of you were about to leave number 37, you found Xu Hai approaching with a swollen nose and bruised face, and to your astonishment, followed by the same female paparazzi from before.

"Haizi, what happened to you?"

Xu Hai first sheepishly smiled, "You know, just now... I chased after her and then... accidentally took a tumble."

"You managed to fall for an hour, and ended up with a bruised face and nose? That’s quite creative." You chuckle and shake your head, then as you look back at the female journalist, you suddenly find her familiar and quickly call out her name, "Hey? Aren’t you Miss Pan who interviewed me before?"

Pan Yan simply smiled and didn’t say much, but her eyes shifted several times as she looked at Xu Hai.

"You two..."

Seeing the question and playfulness in your eyes, Xu Hai, who was always open with his affections, immediately slapped his thigh and said, "Gan, to spare you from teasing me about today in the future, I’ll just spit it out. During that hour just now, Pan Yan and I were discussing life. We were junior high classmates, she was my first love, and we dated for five years. In our final year of high school, because I was a playboy and got together with the school belle, she ended up with an idiot. Now she’s unmarried, I’m unmarried, so we decided to try getting along for now."

At Xu Hai’s words, you burst out laughing, patting his shoulder and saying, "My friend, love means fighting, cursing is caring, the extreme of love is kicking, so how many times did she kick you?"

"What’s it to you?"

"All right, all right, calm down. I’ve already settled the issue with the property. This will be the office for Flash Detective Agency from now on!"

In the following two days, you had a relatively peaceful time. Although Zhao’er and Wu Qiyi occasionally waded into your life, they were careful not to intrude too much on your emotions.

But there was one thing that you were particularly concerned about—Xian Qianling.

Since that night she left, there had been no sign of her, and her mobile phone was always off whenever you tried calling her.

Considering the peculiar nature of her job, you hadn’t made an effort to track her down, until the third day at noon, while you were eating lunch in the school cafeteria, an extremely abrupt scream drew the attention of everyone around.