I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 842: The Tyrant and Dios

Chapter 842: Chapter 842: The Tyrant and Dios

When the food was on the table, Luli suddenly told you, "Daddy, Mother Qian-Qian is just outside the door."

The moment you heard this, your little heart began to beat uncontrollably.

"She’s outside? Then why doesn’t she knock?"

Luli, holding her small spoon, first scooped some braised tofu into her bowl, then mixed it with rice and put it in her mouth, eating happily.

Perhaps because the taste was so wonderfully delicious, her deep eyes blissfully narrowed, "Daddy’s cooking is so tasty, I wish Mother could eat with us."

You gently patted Luli’s head and said with a smile, "Alright, I’ll go open the door now."

When you opened the door, there was Xian Qianling, really standing there, with her back towards you, as if she was about to leave.

"Police Officer Xie?"

Xian Qianling didn’t turn around, still half lowered. When she heard your call, something seemed to trigger her, and she abruptly turned, striding towards you.

"Xian..."

She brushed right past you, leaving a unique fragrance lingering in the air, and quickly entered the room.

"Mother Qian-Qian, come quickly, Daddy’s cooking is so delicious!" Luli said, her mouth edged with a few grains of rice.

By the time you came to your senses, Xian Qianling had already served herself and was sitting with Luli.

You shrugged in a very Dios manner, closed the door, and walked towards the two of them...

It’s not always Aunt Flo that comes once a month, sometimes it’s Uncle Flo, or it could be the landlord.

Rent collection time for the landlord is usually on the 25th of each month, but the annoying thing is, your school pays salary on the 5th.

Well, there’s a twenty-day gap, which is fatal for a single bachelor like you!

Although there’s about four hundred thousand in your savings account, damn it, you’ve lost your memory, oh, no, even if you didn’t, it seems you don’t know the password because it’s Mu Yun’s money, not yours.

Sitting in the room, you vigorously scratched your head and sighed again and again.

As a contract teacher, your monthly salary is two thousand six hundred, of which rent is one thousand five hundred every month, not including utilities.

Honestly, you have no idea how Mu Yun managed to save up those four hundred forty thousand, and since the money is his legacy, you can’t touch it, and definitely won’t.

It’s someone else’s property.

If you can say you’re just a bronze... no, a worthless single bachelor, then the remaining money would barely get you by, but now there is Little Luli, this girl, who not only knows how to eat but also knows how to shop!

Money!

Qian-Qian!

Money, money, money!

Fucking money!

"Bang!"

The room door was suddenly pushed open violently, and then Xu Hai, holding two bags, leapt in, "Surprise!"

You whirled around!

You stared at Xu Hai like a hungry wolf.

"What, what are you doing!?"

Xu Hai disgustingly protected himself with his hands, showing a pitiful demeanor.

You suddenly stood up and lunged at him! You violently grabbed his shoulders, shaking him desperately, "Money! Money, money, money, money! I need to make money! I need to earn money! I need to earn a lot, a lot, a lot of money!"

"Stop, stop, stop! Quit shaking me, or you’ll shake last night’s snack right out of me!"

When you finally stopped, Xu Hai breathed a sigh of relief. But then you started shaking him again, "Money! Money! Thou root of all evil, thou bloodless slayer!"

"Stop shaking me already!"

Xu Hai finally broke free of your grasp, giving you a stare like one would give a madman, and said angrily, "You damn penniless Dio! If you have no money then I’ll take you to make some, why the hell are you shaking me to death for!?"

You leaned against the wall with your back, letting out a soft sigh, "Haizi, oh brother, life is so tough. First, memory loss, and now I’m so freaking poor that it’s jingling. No need to say more, right now I don’t even have the money for baby formula!"

"Psh!" Xu Hai looked at you with disdain, "I thought it was something serious. Just this trivial matter! If it were someone else that might be an issue, but look at who your wife is, that’s Xian Qianling! You married right into her family, you’ve got no worries for the rest of your life! And Little Luli, is she an ordinary kid? She lifts one finger and she could move all the gold bricks from the vault to your house!"

Cooling down, you didn’t even bother to prattle with Xu Hai and just stared at him, your gaze becoming sharper.

"What... what are you planning to do?" Xu Hai put on an exaggeratedly disgusted pose, looking like a delicate flower.

You said, word by word, "Didn’t you say earlier that you wanted to start a detective agency?"

"Yeah, the Flash Detective Agency, I’ve already registered it. The starting capital is five hundred thousand, and it’s just us two for now, plus we haven’t even chosen an office location yet. I came here today to pick an office location with you."

"Let’s go!"

Saying that, you suddenly grabbed Xu Hai’s arm and hurried outside.

"Hey, hey, I haven’t seen my cute and lively little niece yet."

"She’s out."

"Out? Where to?"

"With Qian Ling, you’re asking me, I’m asking who?"

The change in how you addressed Xian Qianling was a sign of the change in your relationship with her.

"Hey, you’ve started calling her Qian Ling, heh heh heh, looks like you guys have progressed a lot in the few days I was gone," Xu Hai said with a raised eyebrow. "Did you guys do ’that’ yet?"

"Which ’that’?" You were pondering ways to make money and weren’t listening carefully to Xu Hai.

"Of course ’that’ heh heh heh."

"Get lost!"

When you got out on the street, you discovered that Xu Hai had fricking changed cars again!?

This time it was a Mercedes-Benz van. Although much cheaper than the car he had before, even this kind of vehicle is considered a luxury car to the average person. Not to mention owning the whole car, even the wheels would take years to afford, am I right?

"Dammit! You changed cars again?"

Xu Hai’s attitude was as if it was the most natural thing in the world: "Yeah, sports cars are only good for showing off and picking up girls. Now that we’re going into business, we have to be more pragmatic."

"Pragmatic my ass, if you wanted to be pragmatic you should’ve bought a Wuling Hongguang!"

Xu Hai actually gave it some serious thought: "Wuling Hongguang? What car is that? I’ve got more than a dozen different kinds of cars in my private estate’s garage, but I don’t have the one you’re talking about."

You held your forehead.

Forget it, there’s no use talking about it; if I say any more, the tears will start flowing, you know?

Once you got in the car, Xu Hai asked, "Where do you think we should put our detective agency’s office?"

You didn’t say anything, so Xu Hai went on by himself, "How about Lujiazui? It’s crowded there, and the people are all elites..."

You cut him off before he could finish, "Lujiazui? What a weird name, where is that? A market place?"

PS: "Dio" (diao), say it out loud to get the joke.