I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 817: Flirting, Fighting, Freeloading and Waiting to Die

Chapter 817: Chapter 817: Flirting, Fighting, Freeloading and Waiting to Die

On the podium, you slightly squinted your eyes, scanning over everyone seated before you, and smiled, "Everyone comes from different families, different living environments, carrying with them different expectations from their parents."

You stepped off the podium, slowly pacing through the aisle between desks.

"However, there’s one thing I’d like everyone to remember: this place is a school, and you are students. The moment you step into the school gates, the outside world has nothing to do with you."

Continuing, "Every person, at each stage in their life, will play different roles. Whether you do so actively or passively, you must accept it because that’s life."

Turning around, you stood on the podium again: "Studying is a student’s bounden duty. If you, as students, do not study, what else can you do?"

"Teacher, a Sculpted Silk like you obviously wouldn’t understand," Li Yichen, who had an earring on and hair dyed like Golden-fur, leaned his chair back, resting his legs on the desk, and said with a grin.

"Oh? So you understand? Come on, enlighten me."

You too wore a smile, propped yourself up with your right hand, and had already straddled the high podium desk, with your right foot even directly stepping on a boy’s desk in the front row.

Everyone exchanged looks, surprise flashing in their eyes.

The homeroom teacher had taught them for almost two years now, and over these two years, everyone had given him the nickname of a bookworm. Everyone knew that Mu Yun was all about studying by rote; his teachings were directly from the textbooks and utterly boring.

Moreover, the homeroom teacher always seemed like a very timid person, not even daring to speak loudly. In front of Li Yichen, he was especially meek, partly because Li Yichen had a wealthy father with considerable influence and partly because the guy was good with his fists. Once, he fought street gangsters alone with a brick and fared well against seven or eight of them. At Seaport No.7 Middle School, no one dared to challenge Li Yichen.

In response to your performance today, Li Yichen felt surprised, but even more so, intrigued.

Li Yichen asked bluntly, "Teacher, I heard you have a girlfriend, with a pretty face and good figure, and she works for a foreign enterprise?"

"Hmm," you nodded.

Li Yichen touched his nose and asked with a smile, "Have you slept with her?"

As soon as these words came out, the boys nearby immediately burst into a commotion, and most of the girls blushed, some even covering their faces with a book.

"No need for a commotion, this question is something that you must face now as well," you chuckled, addressing Li Yichen, "Theoretically speaking, a Sculpted Silk like me couldn’t possibly get her into my bed before marriage, so we probably haven’t slept together."

Li Yichen extended his palm and shook it slightly: "Five, I’ve slept with five women. The first was our housekeeper; I was only twelve years old then, tsk tsk, the feeling, indescribable."

"Did you wear a condom?"

Li Yichen was taken aback and didn’t react at once.

Seeing that no one responded, you couldn’t help but smile and say, "As eleventh graders who are about to take the final exams, haven’t you ever attended a physiology class?"

Pang Yuxuan said with a giggle, "We did have a physiology class before, but the female teacher was even shyer than us. She blushed after saying a few words, we jeered a bit, and she ran away bashfully."

You shrugged, "Well then, in a few days, I’ll invite a veteran expert to teach you a physiology class, so that you boys don’t harm the girls without knowing, and the girls aren’t left clueless on what to do if they get harmed."

With that, you came down from the podium, picked up a textbook at random, flipped through a couple of pages, then tossed it aside.

"Thud."

The hefty textbook landed on the podium with a heavy thud, not only striking a chord in every student’s heart but also setting up your next remark that thrilled them even more: "What a piece of rubbish, even I’m nearly falling asleep looking at it for a moment, let alone you guys."

"Exactly, exactly, the contents of this book are so boring, not nearly as interesting as a novel!"

Pang Yuxuan immediately joined in the uproar.

"Alright, it’s class time now, quiet down."

Your hand lightly pressed down, and everyone immediately became silent.

Actually, the thinking of students is very simple, and gaining their trust is also easy; after all, essentially, everyone is young, and there’s no generational gap.

"Come on, let’s talk about your hobbies and future plans."

"Future plans?"

Everyone understands hobbies, but future planning, well, that had many scratching their heads.

"The so-called future planning refers to what you plan to do after graduating from high school. Whether you continue to attend university or enter society directly; after university, you can’t keep being a graduate student forever. Of course, you should consider a master’s degree, and eventually, aim for a Ph.D. One must enter society eventually, and before that happens, you certainly need to have a plan for the future."

You paused, then continued, "It’s like you boys reading novels: your future plan is the outline in the author’s hand. When the author starts writing the first Chapter, the ending is already predetermined. As for you girls, your future plans are like going out for shopping. There are certain stores you must visit, certain snacks you must try, and once you’ve eaten your fill and finished shopping, it’s about time to return home."

Such analogies made even those who hadn’t been very attentive, like Zhang Xidong and Zai Juejue, slightly lift their heads and glance at you.

Li Yichen seemed particularly interested today, chuckling, "Teacher Mu, my plan is simple: mooch off others and wait to die."

"Is that all?"

After some thought, Li Yichen said, "Chase girls, get into fights."

Without saying a word, you turned to pick up a piece of chalk and drew two sets of pictures on the blackboard.

The first set depicted seven trees, showing a tree’s growth from sapling to towering giant.

The second set also showed seven trees, but by the fourth tree, they began to grow outward, with twisted trunks, and further on, they grew even more irregularly, with vines even hanging from them.

Li Yichen chuckled upon seeing this, "Teacher, we’re not three-year-olds, even kindergarten teachers have taught us these things."

His comment stirred up a commotion among the students.

But you weren’t annoyed. Still smiling, you started to explain.

"The first set of drawings represents the life of an ordinary person, reputable and upright. They strive to grow and ultimately become a towering tree. As for the second set, what I want to say is, that’s the kind of life I aspire to."

At that, everyone listened, stunned into silence, including Zhang Xidong and Zai Juejue, who stared at you with intense interest.

"A loser?" Li Yichen was also a bit puzzled, scratching his head.

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