I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 753: Cunning Fox (Seeking Monthly Tickets)

Chapter 753: Chapter 753: Cunning Fox (Seeking Monthly Tickets)

The wind began to stir.

It gently rippled the once-calm surface of Dragon King Lake.

When did a song seep into the threads of the wind, lingering and undulating, sorrowful and painful...

It resembled the cries of a young girl who had lost something dear, weeping plaintively.

Yet within those cries, there were strands of happiness, sounding like a lighthearted hum from another girl, an unknown tune that was melodious and undulating, leisurely...

After an unknown period, tranquility returned to the Fox Tail House as the wind gradually subsided.

Only a rustling sound was occasionally heard.

The sound was soft, gentle, like the evening breeze brushing the mountain mist, stirring the fragrant grass on the clifftop, faint and intermittent.

Suddenly, there was an exclamation: "Ah! You little naughty, you’ve woken up, you’ve hurt your sister... Eh? So it’s the Love poison acting up... Come here, little brother, your sister is all yours now, ah! Little naughty... be gentle with your sister..."

The wind suddenly whipped into a frenzy.

Sand and stones were hurled about, clanging powerfully!

Everything that was once dead-silent sprang to life, the rustling leaves danced like the skirts of girls in the throes of a fervent dance, fluttering up and down, chaotically.

Even the water of Dragon King Lake seemed to boil and churn, resonating with the tide’s rise and fall, accompanying the sobs and laments in the wind.

The weeping was not of sadness, for joy and laughter were mingled within; sweetness filled the air...

The laments were not mere prattle, for the melody in the voice beckoned, permeated with contentment...

The wind calmed once more.

The ripples on the lake ceased, and the moonlight reflected on the water, casting a clear and serene light.

The Dragon King’s spirit and flesh had dissipated, leaving only a heart placed next to a backpack.

Soon, the fluffy Fox Tail House dissolved into countless wisps of white smoke and vanished, you lay there stark naked on the equally fluffy carpet, with eyes tightly shut and nostrils flaring gently, seemingly in sweet slumber.

At this moment, Ruan Yuling, dressed in white, lay softly beside you. The white dress was quite large, revealing a fluffy tail that swayed slightly on the fluffy carpet.

She rested her head on your strong, muscular chest, her jade-like hand gently caressing the firm muscles of your abdomen, occasionally playfully poking and prodding.

She bowed her head slightly, her black hair scattered across your chest.

"It’s hard to let go, and yet, there’s nothing I can do."

"If only I had lingered a little longer, now I must leave, but... that feeling was truly beautiful..."

She sometimes murmured to herself, sometimes giggled coyly, like a girl bewitched by a spell, oh no, a foolish woman, your woman...

"Brother Yun..."

"Mu Yun..."

She called out softly.

"Brother Yun..."

When she changed her address, the moonlight just happened to shine upon her, on her face.

At that moment, Ruan Yuling’s face subtly changed, yet even this slight alteration transformed her into a different person!

The same delicate and seductive features, the kind that once seen, are imprinted in the heart, never to fade.

"Cousin Mu Yun, Yu’er is leaving now."

Xiao Meiyu!

Ruan Yuling had transformed into Xiao Meiyu!

Upon closer inspection, it was true that Xiao Meiyu and Ruan Yuling shared a resemblance, but Xiao Meiyu was, in fact, even more beautiful than Ruan Yuling.

"My dear little brother, my dear brother..."

Xiao Meiyu gazed at you, still deep in slumber, her slender fingers tenderly caressing your chiseled face.

"I’m afraid there might not be another chance to see each other in the future..."

Xiao Meiyu slowly sat up, her left hand gently resting on her lower abdomen, her charming face expressing a maternal radiance quite unfitting her age.

She sat for a moment longer, then slowly bent down and lightly brushed her lips against yours, which were faintly parted, and a teardrop slid from her flawless cheek into your mouth...

"Brother, my lord... Yu’er... is somewhat reluctant to part."

Despite her words, she slowly stood up, her body gradually lifting off the ground, her garments fluttering as if she were an immortal taking flight...

"A seductive fox lies yonder, on the bridge of the Qi River. My heart aches, my dear one cannot rest."

"A seductive fox lies yonder, on the banks of the Qi River. My heart aches, my dear one is without worries."

"A seductive fox lies yonder, beside the Qi River. My heart aches, my dear one is without direction."

(I recommend listening to Bai Ruo Xi’s ’A Seductive Fox’ while reading this and apologize for unilaterally altering the Book of Poetry, bowing and kowtowing in penitence!)

Farewell, to the little enemy in the woods aiming a slingshot at me...

Farewell, to the little brother under the fox tail tree who swore to protect me...

Farewell, to the dear little brother who rejected me from a thousand miles away amidst the dust of the mundane world...

Farewell, to the lord beside Dragon King Lake with whom I’ve settled the love of three lifetimes...

"Uh!"

You suddenly woke up from your sleep!

Upon opening your eyes, you found yourself lying in a cave, surrounded by the walls carved with eighteen fierce-looking Buddha statues.

"This... I’ve actually come out?"

You realized that you were no longer in the Array sealing the Dragon King, and had returned to the real world.

And you were without clothes, though your pants were still on, huh, wrong color though?

Digging further inside, goddamn!

The color and style of the underwear were all wrong!

What was going on?

Where was that goblin, Ruan Yuling?!

You turned around anxiously and soon discovered your backpack in a corner.

Rushing over, you opened it and found a T-shirt, car keys, a copper lock, and a bowl of Grandma Meng Soup.

That Grandma Meng Soup had fallen out of your Sumi space was not surprising to you, as you knew that you were in bad shape at the time, with your Three Souls and Seven Spirits on the verge of scattering; naturally, Grandma Meng Soup from that Sumi space could have fallen out.

Among the four items, the T-shirt was most conspicuous. When you picked it up, the first thing you saw printed on it were two lines of big words: "Little brother, your elder sister took your first blood, oh."

Damn, first blood!

You held your forehead and then looked at the back: "I’m gone, don’t miss me yo."

Beneath the words, there was a drawing of a really cute and silly Little Fox.

Scratching your head, you had absolutely no recollection of everything that had happened before!

At first, you didn’t understand why Ruan Yuling left without saying goodbye, but after some thought, you understood. After all, she had made it clear from the beginning that she approached you only to have a baby, and it seemed that she had achieved her goal; there was no need to stay and add to your embarrassment and troubles.

Scratching your head again, you couldn’t help but sigh, "This goblin, does she think that by walking away, my troubles are over?"

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