I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 736 Let’s Go on a Date_1

Chapter 736: Chapter 736 Let’s Go on a Date_1

"Guihua ah."

"Guihua? Yin! Gui! Hua!?"

"Yeah," Zhao’er nodded very seriously, completely oblivious to the fact that you were grinding your teeth, "Guihua said that no man is not lustful. If I dressed like the women on TV, Yun would spend more time with me."

Zhao’er’s words made you swallow the retort that was on the tip of your tongue.

That’s right.

Ever since you acknowledged Zhao’er as your girlfriend, there seemed to be a lack of actions typical for boyfriends and girlfriends between you two, such as dating, eating out.

Huh?

Wait, did Zhao’er just say dress like the women on TV?

On TV?

What the heck! Yin Guihua, you lech-erous woman!

You hurriedly grabbed Zhao’er’s tender little hand and asked, "What kind of TV does that Yin Guihua usually show you?"

Zhao’er thought for a moment, extending her slender right finger and gently touching the palm of her left hand: "Song Zhongji, Du Minjun, Hyun Bin, Qingshui Jian, Yuan Lin, Ji Sung, Tony Tanimoto, Kwon Sangwoo, Nam Kaye..."

"Hold on!"

You hastily interrupted, suddenly feeling that among a group of Korean oppas, there seemed to be some strange creatures mixed in.

Qingshui Jian, Tony Tanimoto, Nam Kaye!?

"Yin Guihua!!! If you ever let Zhao’er watch island country erotic action movies again, I swear I will forever hypnotize you with Sen Luo Eye and send you to the island country to sleep with all the male actors you’ve seen, including the 77-year-old grandpa, Dejun Zhongnan!"

Through one phone call, you scolded Yin Guihua until she was drenched in metaphorical dog blood.

In the end, Yin Guihua weakly said, "What Zhao’er saw was just my collection album of male actor photos, I really didn’t let her watch erotic action movies."

"Regardless, remember, Zhao’er is your friend!"

Saying this, you hung up the phone forcefully and pulled Zhao’er’s slightly chilly hand, heading towards the door.

"Yun, where are we going?"

Turning around and looking at Zhao’er, who had a beauty like a Heavenly Immortal, you smiled slightly and said, "We’re going on a date!"

Speaking of dates, you couldn’t remember the last time you went on a date with Zhao’er, or rather, it seemed you hadn’t really dated at all.

In any case, in your mind, if there wasn’t a profound memory, then it wasn’t a successful date, so today, you were determined to make it up to Zhao’er.

Couples’ dates, of course, start with breakfast.

This morning, Zhao’er had just changed into that shy apron when you woke up, so you didn’t let her prepare breakfast. After all, for her, who had never held a knife before, making breakfast was still a bit of a challenge.

Date breakfasts, of course, have to be eaten with a bit of atmosphere.

Leaving your neighborhood, you confidently led Zhao’er into a breakfast shop on a nearby street.

"Boss, two sticks of fried dough, a bowl of sweet soy milk, a basket of steamed buns, two boiled eggs."

"Little Muyun, can you really eat all that all by yourself?"

The busy breakfast shop owner didn’t even turn around; he recognized you just by your voice.

The breakfast shop had been in business for more than a decade, and you had been eating there since you were a child; the owner was more than familiar with you.

Sitting down with Zhao’er, you smiled at the owner and said, "Well, this is for two people. Of course, two can finish it."

The restaurant owner turned around and brought the food you had ordered, one by one. After that, he stood beside you, looked carefully at Zhao’er, and gave you a hearty pat on the shoulder, "Good lad, to think you’ve found such a Heavenly Immortal-like person!"

Then, the restaurant owner addressed Zhao’er, who seemed somewhat aloof, "Young lady, you have good taste. Little Muyun has grown up before my eyes. The kid has a good nature and knows how to cherish others. You must treasure him."

"Mm, uncle," Zhao’er, who didn’t know who she had learned it from, nodded solemnly to the restaurant owner.

The owner seemed very happy and patted your shoulder again, "Little Muyun, the meal this morning is on me!"

"Is that so? Then another can of pure milk."

In the midst of the restaurant owner’s laughter and teasing, you and Zhao’er got into the car, holding hands.

After the car started, you turned to Zhao’er in the passenger seat and asked, "Zhao’er, where do you plan to go next?"

You had only asked casually, after all, because Zhao’er hadn’t yet regained her autonomous consciousness and couldn’t make judgmental responses.

But to your surprise, Zhao’er answered in a gentle voice, "Rowing, boating on the lake."

Turning your head, you looked at Zhao’er in amazement, certain that the angle at which your mouth hung open could definitely fit three eggs at once!

For a moment, you even wondered if this Zhao’er in front of you was Su Su, that Little Fox, transformed!

Then Zhao’er turned her head and said to you, "Can’t we go? Then let’s climb a mountain."

"No, no, we’ll go rowing on the lake!"

"Let us ply the oars, the little boat pushes the waves... little boat, gently, drifting in the water, greeting the cool breeze blowing in the face..."

On West Lake, you were paddling a small boat, slowly and leisurely rowing the oars, carrying Zhao’er on the lake’s surface reflecting the azure sky, singing softly.

Even though you knew the present was fraught with dangers and that Zhao’er’s vitality was fading, at least for now your mood was pleasant.

Even without her autonomous consciousness, Zhao’er had still undergone many changes compared to before, especially in the way she interacted with people, becoming more and more "human-like."

Ordinary young men dating follow four steps: eating, watching movies, holding hands, kissing; ditzy young men have three steps: eating, watching movies, kissing; brainless young men have just one step: eating, watching movies, and kissing all at once.

And you, you decided to be an ordinary young man.

When dating a girl, watching a movie is essential.

And when watching a movie with a girl, the natural choice is a horror film.

Although you knew full well that Zhao’er wouldn’t be scared of such things, and she probably didn’t even know what fear felt like, you still bought two tickets to a horror movie.

Watching a movie with Zhao’er was a recent event, but though the two experiences were not far apart, your feelings were completely different.

Again, you took the last row couple seats. Not long after you and Zhao’er sat down, just as the lights went off and the movie started, a pair of men and women two seats away had already started "munching" on each other. It was a passionate French kiss, they couldn’t wait.

They were fairly far apart from you, so they shouldn’t affect your movie watching, but the woman’s voice was rather loud, causing you to frown. Just as you were wondering whether or not to use your Sen Luo Eye to have them start an innovative battle in the ticket hall outside, Zhao’er, who had been paying attention to the big screen, suddenly turned and clapped towards the couple!

"Bang!"

The man and woman were slapped straight against the wall by Zhao’er.

You turned to Zhao’er, smiled and said, "Your restraint is getting better."

In response, Zhao’er lifted her head and gently closed her eyes towards you.

This action... You were initially surprised, then smiled and leaned down to kiss her on the forehead.

"This is your reward."

Not expecting Zhao’er would proactively want a reward, your smile grew deeper.