I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 702 This Girl is Worth Pursuing_1

Chapter 702: Chapter 702 This Girl is Worth Pursuing_1

"Money phobia?"

"What the heck?"

Seeing Yu Xiaomei and Yang Kai frown, one bewildered and the other surprised, Zong Wangyue also showed a bitter smile, "As you see, the so-called money phobia refers to the condition where the afflicted person cannot carry a single penny on them. Ordinary people yearn for money, but for those who are sick, it’s more terrifying than the devil."

"Is there really such a disease?" Yu Xiaomei’s face was filled with disbelief.

"Look, isn’t this guy right here an example?" Zong Wangyue nudged toward the distressed Ji Tui with his mouth, "Chicken Leg is actually doing pretty well now; at least he can keep a hundred yuan near him. You should know, back in high school, he couldn’t even touch one yuan, and no one was allowed to even mention the word ’money’ to him. As soon as they did, he would break out in red rashes all over his body, have difficulty breathing, and in severe cases, he could even pass out."

"Are you nuts? If you can’t touch it, can’t you just carry a credit card or a savings card?" Yang Kai said dismissively, "Don’t you know that a black card with no spending limit is way more useful than muscular pecs and a handsome face. Just flash that black card and watch those girls moan as they pounce on you like voracious wolves."

As he spoke, Yang Kai wiped the corners of his mouth, which were seemingly drooling.

"You don’t know jack!" Zong Wangyue glanced sideways at Yang Kai with annoyance, "Didn’t you listen clearly? Money phobia refers to anything related to money! And it’s not just money; even the clothes they wear, the food they eat, and daily necessities can’t exceed a hundred yuan."

"That... that’s just twisted!"

"That’s what makes it a headache," Zong Wangyue shrugged helplessly.

"How about letting Old Shu take a look?" Yu Xiaomei suggested tentatively.

"Old Shu has already seen him. His conclusion was the same as most of the astute doctors—Ji Tui has a psychological illness. It requires psychological treatment, and interference by force will only make things worse," Zong Wangyue sighed, "Anyway, Chicken Leg’s family business doesn’t need his attention. He just has to sit at home, stark naked if he pleases, and a large sum of money will keep rolling in every day."

"Oh—I get it now," Yu Xiaomei realized, "Ji Tui is actually looking for a True Destiny Goddess who doesn’t care about wealth!"

"Exactly!"

Ji Tui, who had been silent, sighed with some emotion, "A True Destiny Goddess? Ha, easier said than done! Nowadays, these girls only talk about money, money, money! Damn it, don’t they have anything else in their heads besides money?"

"Sure, they do," Yang Kai added, "Ever heard of a four-character maxim?"

"What four-character maxim?" asked Ji Tui.

"The four words the girls in online novels love the most—’big gear, good performance!’"

Upon hearing this, Yu Xiaomei couldn’t help but cover her face and laugh, "Kai Zi, you’re so dirty!"

Just then, Lei Jianhua came over with a big bowl of shaved ice, "I might know a girl I could introduce to you. She seems to fit your criteria."

"Oh?"

All four turned their heads to look at Lei Jianhua simultaneously.

Ji Tui asked eagerly, "Who is she?"

Lei Jianhua didn’t respond immediately. Pushing up his glasses on the bridge of his nose, he smiled and said, "Ji Tui’s psychological illness, the club president has mentioned it to me before. As you guys know, my power is to control the Order Barrier. Actually, this psychological condition is quite similar to the Order of the Boundary. To treat such a psychological condition, one shouldn’t act forcefully, but rather go with it, soothing the psyche continuously until the psychological shadow is completely wiped out."

Lei Jianhua’s words were like a lighthouse in the night sea for the solitary sailor Ji Tui, showing him the way.

He grabbed Lei Jianhua’s arm in a hurry, "Jian Hua, you must help me! As long as you can cure my condition, I’ll give you anything you want."

But Lei Jianhua still didn’t go along with what Ji Tui was saying, and continued, "The girl I want to introduce to you, her name is Yu Miaomiao. She’s just an ordinary office lady."

"Miaomiao? That’s a flirty name."

As soon as Yang Kai spoke, his head was forcefully pressed down onto the table by Yu Xiaomei.

Yu Xiaomei said to Lei Jianhua, "Little Pen, you continue."

"She’s from my hometown, six years older than me, and was also a senior at Jiang University, but she has already graduated and entered society."

"No problem, an older woman is like a golden brick," Yu Xiaomei told Ji Tui, "you’ve nabbed two golden bricks at once."

Ji Tui smiled and continued to ask, "Any other information about her?"

"Yeah," Lei Jianhua went on along with Ji Tui’s question, "Miaomiao’s family isn’t well-off, or rather, quite poor. Both her parents are ordinary wage earners; her father has retired but still looks for odd jobs, while her mother is paralyzed in bed and requires a substantial sum of money every day. Additionally, she has a younger brother who is still in high school."

At this point, everyone fell silent, as such information was too heavy for people their age.

They could already imagine how hard Miaomiao struggled every day.

"In order to lessen her father’s burden, she resolutely quit a job with great prospects. She works three jobs at intervals within a month, and the salary she earns, except for keeping enough for rent and the cost of living, is all sent back home."

"When I chatted with Miaomiao on the train before, she mentioned that she has only one criterion for choosing a spouse."

Everyone, including Ji Tui, perked up their ears.

"Someone who respects their parents and can share the family burden with her."

Yang Kai paused then asked, "What about her looks?"

Lei Jianhua thought for a bit and said, "Um, Miaomiao was the beauty of the Business Department back in the day."

"Bang!"

Yang Kai slammed the table and exclaimed, "I’m gonna pursue this girl!"

"Jian Hua, could you introduce us?"

"Sure, of course. But you have to be mentally prepared, for she’s under a lot of life pressure, and the long-term pressure can make her temperament somewhat irritable."

"No problem, as long as she doesn’t look down on me."

Afterward, Lei Jianhua picked up his phone and dialed a number: "Hello, Miaomiao? It’s Jian Hua... Yeah, how have you been recently?... Oh... How’s Auntie’s health? Little Han was pushing her out to soak in the sun during Chinese New Year, I chatted with her a bit then."

After a few pleasantries with Yu Miaomiao, Lei Jianhua finally broached the subject, "Miaomiao, that... I have a favor to ask of you... Yeah, it’s for a good friend of mine, his family situation isn’t great either... Yes... I have to work at the cafe today, I might not be able to make it, so I’ll give him your phone number and address, and he’ll call you later... Yeah, okay, thank you Miaomiao."

After hanging up the phone, Lei Jianhua pulled out a pen and paper from his pocket, quickly wrote down an address and a string of phone numbers, and handed it to Ji Tui.

When Ji Tui took the paper, Lei Jianhua patted him on the shoulder and said, "Treasure this opportunity, Miaomiao really is a nice girl, as far as I know, she hasn’t been in a relationship before."

Ji Tui was stunned, then nodded heavily.

"Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go check it out!" Yang Kai immediately stirred things up, and the four of them quickly left.

After the four had departed, Lei Jianhua, who had been standing at the door watching Ji Tui and the others leave, took out his phone from his pocket and dialed your number: "President, the plan can start now."