I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 637: Afraid that it’s an Alpaca_1

Chapter 637: Chapter 637: Afraid that it’s an Alpaca_1

Wei Shuxian clearly did not support Yang Kai’s idea, "Love is a very private matter. Whether to love or not to love is everyone’s freedom. We really don’t need to foot the bill for the romantic experiences of two teenagers in the throes of puberty. In this lifetime, everyone is bound to experience heartbreak a few times. It’s only through cycles of heartbreak and falling in love again that a man can truly grow up."

"I can’t absorb all that heavy philosophy you’re spouting. Anyway, I’ve made up my mind, I’m going to beat that kid up no matter what!"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Seeing Yang Kai turning to leave, you timely reached out and grabbed Yang Kai’s arm, saying with a chuckle, "What’s the rush, kid? You’ve got to handle things with composure, with composure."

"Composure my ass. My brother has been bullied, and I’m definitely going to get our revenge!"

You looked at Yang Kai with an unchanging smile, "So, how do you plan to take revenge on that couple? You’re not seriously considering beating them up, are you?"

Noticing the look of excitement on Yang Kai’s face, Wei Shuxian couldn’t help but revel in the prospect, "If you really do that, I would love to see the expression on your face when Police Officer Xie detains you."

"Xie... damn, Glasses, you wouldn’t really snitch, would you?"

Speaking of Xian Qianling, there really weren’t many people who weren’t afraid of her, mainly because this woman, when serious, was beyond anyone’s control.

Wei Shuxian just shrugged, noncommittal.

You’ve got to remember, Yang Kai isn’t just sleazy, he’s cunning too. Watching your face with a half-smile, and recalling how you usually behave, his eyes quickly darted around, and he sat back down on the armrest of the sofa.

"Old Shu, you’re the chairman of our Detective Agency. Now that a brother from the club has been bullied, it’s your duty as the boss to step in and sort this out."

Just as you’re about to speak, the cell phone by your computer monitor rings.

Yang Kai, being closer, glances at it and says with a smile, "It’s Zongzi calling. Looks like he also wants to stand up for our brother."

"Hello, Zongzi, what’s up?"

"Boss, I just got a new client. It’s a girl who wants us to do her a favor."

"What favor?"

"I’m not entirely sure myself. She wants to discuss it in person before telling us. Black Bull and I are with Ji Ji man right now and can’t leave. Could you go and meet with her?"

"Alright, send me the address."

Having received the address from Zong Wangyue, you stand up immediately and say to the two people beside you, "Let’s go, let’s take care of this matter first."

"Old Shu, you’re clearly putting love before bros here."

"For a grown man, a breakup isn’t worth squat. Besides, if we fight for Ji Ji man, how is he going to hold his head up in front of his ex-girlfriend in the future?"

"But..."

Standing abruptly and staring straight at Yang Kai, "There’s no but about it. If we’re going to do anything about it, Ji Ji man has to handle it himself! As good friends, as brothers, the most we can do in this situation is to be his strongest support. The path he walks must be his own—that’s the definition of a path!"

"Okay... okay, you make a lot of sense."

Patt (patting) Yang Kai on the shoulder, you say with a smile, "Let’s go, time to get down to business."

About ten minutes later, you, Yang Kai, and Wei Shuxian arrived at a cafe named "Blue Summer."

Upon entering the cafe, you hear a slightly magnetic female voice calling out, "Over here."

Looking over, you see a girl with chic short hair, half of her face obscured, waving at you.

The girl had delicate features, well-proportioned, and her attire gave off a clean, refreshing vibe.

"Hello, my name is Li Muyun. I am..."

"I know." The girl interrupted you before you could finish speaking, pointing at Yang Kai and Wei Shuxian as she did, "He’s Yang Kai, and he’s Wei Shuxian."

The three of you exchanged glances, not expecting she had some understanding of you.

"We haven’t asked for your name yet..."

"I’m Shangguan Jinzhu, a name so rustic it’s crumbling."

Yang Kai had never seen a girl talk about herself with such tone and manner, so he asked, full of curiosity, "Hey, sister, I’ve noticed we seem to be kindred spirits. How about we become sworn siblings?"

Shangguan Jinzhu gave Yang Kai a sideways look, her face full of disdain, "First of all, I’m older than you, so you should be calling me ’sister.’ Secondly, I never become sworn siblings with sleazy men. If you’re trying to hit on me, don’t even think about it; best to give up that notion right away."

"Tch, say you’re fat, and you really start panting."

Shangguan Jinzhu turned to look at you, "If it were Chairman Li, I might consider it. Sadly, he already has two goddesses, and I don’t think I stand a chance against them, so I can only continue to wait for my Prince Charming to arrive."

Wei Shuxian found Shangguan Jinzhu’s way of speaking amusing and couldn’t help but tease, "So, it sounds like you don’t have a boyfriend yet, senior?"

"You men are like horses, hmph, you never know if they’re good or bad until they start running. Sadly, I don’t have the time or energy to chase after a horse. Rather than that, I’d better spend my time tending to my own field, planting some grass, and when spring comes with flowers blooming, there will be a whole herd of fine horses for me to choose from!"

Wei Shuxian pushed his glasses up and added with a smile, "Your ideal is admirable, but reality often contradicts the ideal. What if you end up waiting for a bunch of donkeys?"

Before Shangguan Jinzhu could respond, Yang Kai maliciously added, "I think it might be mules."

Amused by their banter, you also chipped in, "Well, I’m just worried it might turn out to be alpacas."

"Pfft."

Wei Shuxian and Yang Kai both gave you a thumbs up!

Undeterred by your teasing, Shangguan Jinzhu waved her hand nonchalantly, "Whatever, as long as it’s something I like, I’ll take an alpaca!"

Hearing this, the three of you once again exchanged a knowing look, each seeing a spark in the other’s eyes.

Then, you stretched out your hand and wrote the character "Ji" on the table.

Wei Shuxian added another "Ji" character.

Yang Kai finished with the character "man."

Indeed, true brothers, so in sync!

"Senior, what do you want to entrust us with this time?"

Shangguan Jinzhu didn’t answer but silently opened her side bag, pulling out two photos and placing them on the table.

The people in the photos were the same, a man, and a woman, just appearing in different places.

You glanced at them, surprise flashing in your eyes.

"This guy is my ex-boyfriend."

"Whoa, big sis, you’re not thinking of hiring a hitman, are you?"

"Get lost!" Shangguan Jinzhu glared at Yang Kai, "If I wanted to hire a hitman, I could settle it with just one phone call."

"Then what do you want to do?"

Seeing this "tomboyish" woman, who reminded you a bit of Police Officer Xie, your smile grew even broader.