I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 599: Drop the Pants and Go All Out with You_1

Chapter 599: Chapter 599: Drop the Pants and Go All Out with You_1

Just good with words...

Good with words...

With words...

Words...

"Ah!!! Glasses, I’m gonna f*cking kill you!"

Yang Kai immediately picked up a chair, while the already prepared Wei Shuxian yanked the backpack from the table and dashed to the door in two quick strides, pushed his glasses up, and with a sharp glint in his eyes, gave Yang Kai a glance. Then, standing at the doorway, he added insult to injury, "Speaking of which, those two inches of yours really aren’t enough, so you had to develop that three-inch indissoluble tongue of yours, huh."

"Wei Shuxian, I’m taking off my pants and going all out against you!"

Yang Kai also grabbed a big backpack from the table and strode out, with a noisy bustle and laughter coming from the corridor outside the door.

"Black Bull, aren’t you planning to go home for the tomb-sweeping?" Noticing Liao Yong sitting at his desk with no intention of leaving, you couldn’t help but ask.

Scratching his head, Liao Yong was actually not good at lying, but he still said, "My home is quite far, and it’s not convenient to go back and forth, so I decided not to. After all, I have my brother and sister-in-law at home, and my parents are there too. It won’t matter if I’m not there."

No one knew where the light came from that just happened to reflect the gleam in the corner of Liao Yong’s eyes. Seeing this, you couldn’t help but sigh softly, walked over to him, and gently patted his shoulder, "Black Bull, we’re brothers, aren’t we?"

"Yeah, of course!" Liao Yong nodded firmly.

"Since we’re brothers, you should tell me the truth!" you said, staring at Liao Yong, "Lying, my skill is at a grandmaster level. I’ve told all sorts of lies since I was a kid to avoid my mom’s beatings, so the quality of your honest man’s lies is a bit low."

"Old Shu, I..."

"I already know about your situation. A couple of days ago, Little Yun came by and told me. I specifically had someone visit your hometown and got a rough idea of the situation there."

Liao Yong fell silent, his head lowered, suddenly looking especially despondent.

You moved a chair closer and sat in front of Liao Yong, "Black Bull, my brother, my good brother. I don’t want to say mushy stuff, and I’m too damn lazy to say it, but there’s one thing I must tell you."

You slowly placed your hand on Liao Yong’s shoulder, "You’re not alone now. You have Liu Qing and us, a bunch of good brothers. When you’re in trouble, can we just watch indifferently?"

"I... Sigh! It’s just fate!"

"Bullsh*t!" you immediately spat out, "If you resign yourself to fate, in two more years for Tomb-Sweeping Day, we’ll have to visit your and Little Yun’s graves!"

You appeared especially agitated, and you pointed outside the door, "Do you know why Little Kai and Glasses staged this act? Because they didn’t want you to feel embarrassed, because they know your temperament, because they care about you, their brother!"

By then, two heads slowly peeked out from the door frame, none other than Yang Kai and Wei Shuxian who had left earlier.

"Black Bull, you can’t always bear things on your own, otherwise, you really treat us as outsiders."

"Old Shu, I... I didn’t mean to, I just... didn’t want to trouble everyone."

"Trouble my ass!" you glared fiercely at Liao Yong, then took out a golden savings card from your pocket and placed it in Liao Yong’s thick, calloused hands.

"No, no! I can’t take this!"

"Take it! This is your salary card!"

"My... my salary card?" Liao Yong was confused.

Annoyed, you said, "Our supernatural detective society, after a half-year of running in, has gradually increased its business and has gained a significant reputation in the industry. A few days ago, Madman, Wenwen, and I discussed it and decided to prepare a salary card for all our society members. We’ll pay everyone a regular monthly salary, and the amount will depend on our efforts. The more business we have, the higher the salary. Only by doing this can our supernatural detective society continue to operate long-term."

Liao Yong was stunned. He had never imagined that he would have a salary. In fact, he hadn’t gone home all winter break, working in Yuhang City instead, because the trip back was too expensive. He did not want to burden his family any further, and he even spent New Year’s away from his parents.

"There’s two hundred thousand in this card. Though it’s not much, at least you can go home for a visit, buy some things for your dad, mom, elder brother, and sister-in-law and also pay back that one hundred and twenty thousand yuan your family owes. It’s not easy for the relatives either."

Looking at the golden savings card in his hand, Liao Yong’s eyes reddened. He lowered his head as tears dropped one by one onto his rough palms.

"Old Shu, I..."

"Don’t say anymore. If you say more, it will really be too mushy. We’re brothers, and your parents are..."

"Mom and Dad!"

Yang Kai and Wei Shuxian both leaped out at the same time.

"You..."

Liao Yong looked up at Wei Shuxian and Yang Kai standing at the door, exhibiting an extremely rare girlish shyness.

"Blegh!"

Yang Kai immediately leaned against the wall, pretending to vomit, "Damn it, I can’t stand it, Black Bull’s expression is too fucking enchanting."

Meanwhile, you were holding Zhao’er’s tender hand, drifting past Yang Kai, leaving behind a comment, "Take your time throwing up, two inches."

Yang Kai shuddered, fury rising to his bile, wrath emanating from his heart, "Old Shu! I’m taking off my pants and going all out with you!!!!!"

However, after charging forward two steps, Yang Kai suddenly turned his head to Wei Shuxian and asked, "Glasses, how long is one inch?"

Pushing up his glasses, Wei Shuxian snickered, "3.3333333 centimeters."

"Damn! At least I’m six inches!"

Just as you got into the car with Zhao’er, your phone rang. You thought it might be your unreliable mother calling, but when you checked, huh?

It was Mother En!

You quickly pressed the answer button.

"Little Yunyun."

"Mother En, it’s me."

"Come see Grandpa En the day after tomorrow."

"Okay, sure."

"Bring Little Yun."

"Ah? Little Yun?"

You were suddenly startled, wondering why she was suddenly asking you to bring Wu Qiyi.

Soon, you remembered that Mother En hadn’t seen Zhao’er the last time she visited, and you quickly said to her, "Mother En, Zhao’er is back, shall I bring her along instead?"

"Bring Zhao’er, and also bring Little Yun."

Scratching your head and glancing at Zhao’er next to you, you responded somewhat helplessly, "Oh."

"Right, bring my well-behaved granddaughter too."

After a pause, you quickly realized that by her well-behaved granddaughter, Mother En meant Little Qinniang, and you immediately nodded, "Okay, sure."

Mother En wasn’t much of a talker. You hung up the phone and drove out of the school gates.

"The Red Lady ties the big peach knot, the mouse carries a big stinking cat..."

Great, this was the ringtone for your mother’s call. You pressed the Bluetooth answer button, "Mom, Zhao’er and I are both in the car, heading home."

"I’m getting my hair done, it will probably take another three hours, and Little Yan finishes class at ten, you go pick her up from school."

"Oh."

"I’ve already talked to grandma on the phone earlier, we will visit dad’s grave this afternoon, we can have lunch on the road."

"Okay."

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