I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 549 A Blessing in Disguise_1

Chapter 549: Chapter 549 A Blessing in Disguise_1

Liao Yong was the first to hug your waist, but the moment he touched you, he felt as if every pore in his skin was pricked by a needle! And this needle kept piercing deeper!

An intense, unbearable pain instantly swept through the bodies of all four men.

In such a situation, they couldn’t muster any strength at all. The four of them, holding onto your body, suffered the heart-wrenching pain together with you.

Amid this scene, Nie Ying couldn’t help but sigh softly, "You men, you always seem so smart, but when it really counts, you’re all brainless, thinking with the lower half of your body."

As she spoke, Nie Ying picked up a thick hemp rope from the ground and looped it around your waist. With a strong pull, your right hand was immediately dragged out.

"Huff—huff—" you lay on the ground, gasping for air.

"Urgh!" Zong Wangyue, due to the severe pain, went into convulsions and lay on the ground, vomiting profusely.

Wei Shuxian and the other two trembled continuously, while Yang Kai, shaking, slowly stood up and hugged Nie Ying, "Wife, let let let me... hug, hug, hug, urgh!"

The moment Yang Kai’s stomach contents started to come up, Nie Ying pressed down on his head, causing Yang Kai to vomit on Zong Wangyue’s back.

"Urgh!"

"Urgh!"

"Urgh!"

All five of you lay on the ground, vomiting loudly.

Nie Ying, for some reason, took out her phone and aimed the camera at the five of you. Smiling, she said, "Come on, lift your heads, smile!"

With a "click," five seconds later, the photo was shared in your group’s WeChat group.

However, at that moment, none of you were in the mood to pay attention to that. All five of you lay on the ground like dead dogs, faces as pale as paper.

"Old Shu, as compensation, I want two bottles of Returning Yuan Pills," Yang Kai demanded, as bold as a lion.

"Get lost."

With a kick, Yang Kai was sent flying.

"Bang!"

Yang Kai’s body smashed heavily against the wall, his expression wooden.

Although he was a bit of a goofball usually, he was still her man, and Nie Ying immediately rushed over, holding Yang Kai with both hands, asking anxiously, "How are you, are you okay?"

Yang Kai glanced around, touched his back, and grabbing his head, he said, "Huh? That’s weird. Why doesn’t it hurt?"

Saying this, Yang Kai patted the wall behind him. The wall was indeed hard, but for some reason, he felt no pain in his body whatsoever.

"Could it be that the nerves have been numbed?" Nie Ying quickly reached out her hand and expertly pinched the tender flesh on Yang Kai’s waist!

"Hiss—"

Seeing Yang Kai’s grimace as he inhaled sharply, Nie Ying finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Wei Shuxian looked up at Yang Kai and asked, "Pretending?"

"No, it really hurts."

After swallowing a Returning Yuan Pill, your body quickly recovered, and you distributed one to each of the three people around you before walking over to Yang Kai and tossing one to him.

"Strange, I feel like my strength has increased a bit."

As he spoke, Liao Yong suddenly stretched out his hand and effortlessly lifted Zong Wangyue up from the ground as if he were picking up a month-old puppy.

"Black Bull, put me the hell down! I’ve got nothing left to throw up!" Zong Wangyue immediately cursed loudly.

Seeing Liao Yong do this, Wei Shuxian suddenly took out a piece of Talisman Paper from his pocket, quickly formed three hand seals, and after reciting four lines of incantations, his Talisman Paper began to crackle and soon turned into a Thunder Curse wrapped in thunder and lightning.

"Indeed!" A rare smile unconsciously appeared on Wei Shuxian’s face.

"Hey, Glasses, since when did you learn the Thunder Curse? Didn’t you try the entire winter vacation and fail?"

Wei Shuxian pushed up his glasses on the bridge of his nose and said with a smile, "Just learned it."

"Just now? My god, could it be that this place is like the training spaces often mentioned in fantasy novels?" As he spoke, Yang Kai couldn’t help but walk toward the twisted spatial ripples, only to be pulled back by Nie Ying.

"Are you crazy?"

"Hehe, I’m not crazy. I just want to be like Old Shu, who can summon Falling Thunder with a casual hand seal. That move is so cool."

Nie Ying gave her man a sideways look of exasperation: "The Thunder Curse is the most difficult to practice among the Five Elements Spells, and it also depends on one’s innate conditions. You belong to the metal among the Five Elements, which makes the Wind Curse the easiest for you to control. What cultivators should avoid the most is being indecisive. Besides, each of the Five Elements Spells has its strengths, and there’s no strong or weak among them."

With Nie Ying’s comment, Yang Kai immediately took out a Yellow Vermilion Charm from his pocket, formed two hand seals, and after muttering a couple of incantations, his Yellow Vermilion Charm turned into fragments quickly and formed a small whirlwind in the palm of his hand.

"Really, oh! Our strengths have all improved indeed!"

Zong Wangyue, wiping his mouth and leaning on Liao Yong, his face turned the color of pig liver.

"That’s you guys, as for me, I haven’t changed much at all."

Zong Wangyue still took out that crumpled Yellow Vermilion Charm from his pocket, made a hand seal, and casually recited an incantation. As a result, the Yellow Vermilion Charm in his hand flew above his head, but there was no further reaction.

"Look, I’m still the same as usual. No matter what I do, I can’t even muster a fart."

Before he had finished the word "coming," cold water suddenly splashed down on Zong Wangyue’s head. Liao Yong dodged in the nick of time, leaving Zong Wangyue drenched like a drowned rat.

"I... I..." Liao Yong spread his hands, looked up, and then turned to you, "Did I succeed?"

The four of you laughed and nodded: "Mhm."

"Coconut! Coconut! Coconut! Coconut! Yeaaah!!!"

Zong Wangyue made a "rock" sign with his hand, looking very excited, his expression even more exaggerated than someone high on drugs.

In fact, everyone in your club knew it wasn’t that Zong Wangyue wasn’t trying, but that his physical potential was just too poor. After the initial frustration, he became somewhat disheartened, and naturally, he became a bit lazy afterwards.

Wei Shuxian turned his head to look at you and asked, "Old Shu, what about you? Have you noticed any changes?"

Looking at your hands, you shrugged slightly and said with a smile, "Not much change for me, probably because the stimulus wasn’t strong enough. Actually, this Zero Boundary isn’t the perfect training ground Zongzi spoke of; on the contrary, it could take our lives at any moment. The reason you four experienced various degrees of change is due to your bodies being stimulated by acute pain, which triggered your potential. I once read a book compiled by a foreign physical research institute."

You paused for a moment and continued, "The book mentioned that most people’s physical abilities remain undeveloped, similar to our brains, only utilizing a very small part of them. Furthermore, the convenience of urban life has led to a gradual decline in people’s physical abilities. The research institute mentioned a method to boost physical abilities in an instant, which is stimulus therapy. A therapy similar to shock therapy could instantly stimulate a person’s physical abilities."

As you said this, you couldn’t help but look back at that strange spatial ripple and sighed, "However, later on, someone tried their so-called stimulus therapy and due to excessive stimulation, convulsed to death, which led to the forced disbandment of the institute."

Wei Shuxian nodded: "I see. I was just thinking, if the effect was really good, maybe we should let every member of our club have a go."