I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 532: The Troublesome Woman Arrives

Chapter 532: Chapter 532: The Troublesome Woman Arrives

"Zhao’er, what did you just say?"

I thought I had misheard, so I asked Zhao’er again.

"I just fought with Lang Huan and got all sweaty and dirty, I need to take a bath."

Zhao’er wants to take a bath?

I scratched my head, "Well, the bathroom is right in the room, you can go take a shower now."

Zhao’er looked at me intently, tilting her head slightly, and said matter-of-factly, "I want you to bathe me."

"I, I, I... Me, bathe you? Isn’t that a bit too presumptuous?"

Then, Zhao’er exploded with another line, "You’ve bathed me before, why can’t you now?"

"Uh... you’re right, but before you couldn’t talk and you weren’t fully conscious, just like a child who couldn’t take care of herself."

Oh dear, I really didn’t expect Zhao’er to be so straightforward. I needed a drink of water to calm my nerves.

Whether Zhao’er understood me or not, she continued in a straightforward tone, "Mom said that I’m yours anyway, so you can do whatever you want."

"Pfft!"

The water had just reached my throat when I couldn’t swallow it and spat it all over Zhao’er.

"Alright, let’s wash now, together."

Zhao’er looked at me, her sexy lips curving into a smile that sent waves through my heart.

At that moment, I was somewhat dazed. Is this still my Zhao’er?

Upon closer look, it was still Zhao’er, just more... characterized.

Well, since Zhao’er insisted so much, as a man, I couldn’t be too squeamish.

To avoid my mother and Little Yan coming back early, I took Zhao’er into my room and locked the door.

Soon, the sound of water washing could be heard in the bathroom, and the steam spread through the already small bathroom.

In the mist, only two figures were visible.

Both of us were sitting in the bathtub, Zhao’er with her smooth black hair in front of me, and me with some shampoo in my hand, gently scrubbing her hair.

"Zhao’er, is the pressure okay?"

"Mhm."

"Feel good?"

"Mhm."

"Ticklish?"

"Mhm."

"Want me to speed up?"

"Mhm."

...

For all long-haired girls, washing hair in winter is a hassle. I had washed Zhao’er’s hair before, and although time-consuming, it was a rare happiness for me.

As I turned around to grab the showerhead to rinse the soap suds off Zhao’er’s head, Zhao’er, who had been facing away from me, suddenly turned around and looked up at me.

"It’s so convenient to have an instant hot water heater now, when I think about my childhood... Oomph!"

As I turned around, I was startled to see Zhao’er looking up at me, slipped, and fell backward.

Zhao’er reacted fast, rushing forward and catching me by the waist and back with both hands.

At that time, the hot water from the showerhead I held showered down on Zhao’er, causing the white foam to slide down continuously.

The white foam slid down Zhao’er’s perfect cheeks, over her long graceful neck, across her finely sculpted collarbones—blurring and misting, utterly captivating my mind.

Seeing me staring at her chest, Zhao’er lowered her head briefly, then looked up again and asked in an indifferent tone, "Yun, want to touch?"

Without a word, my nose gradually began to bleed a crimson fluid...

In the end, I admitted defeat, bearing my ’long spear’, and fled from the bathroom as if escaping a battlefield. I mean, the scene was too thrilling; my poor heart couldn’t take it!

"Zhao’er, you should wash by yourself."

Actually, Zhao’er had been washing herself recently. I hadn’t expected such a change upon waking up.

But, honestly, I really felt like touching...

In the afternoon, Zhao’er and I drove back to the school.

As we passed the iconic stone sculpture at the school entrance, I noticed many people standing by the nearby bulletin board, including Zong Wangyue and Lei Jianhua.

Driving up, I lowered the car window to look at the bulletin board.

There was a huge poster, with a sketch of Wu Qiyi on the left, a portrait of Zhao’er on the right, and a string of text in the middle. At the top, several blood-stained large characters: "I’m by your side."

I frowned and continued reading: "Xiao Yun has always remembered her first boyfriend. She kept his phone number and even set it as a speed dial. All this, her current boyfriend Ah-Feng knew about but never mentioned, silently loving her. One night, Xiao Yun worked late and got on an empty bus. She was alone. It was the last stop, so as usual, she fell asleep. Suddenly, she was shaken awake and saw the bus was now full of people, all pale-faced and exuding a bone-chilling

cold. Xiao Yun realized she was seeing ghosts. Instinctively, she dialed her first love’s number, and then Ah-Feng arrived and saved her. Ah-Feng told Xiao Yun he had changed the number, and that’s how she was saved. Xiao Yun thanked Ah-Feng, and the two embraced. Then, Xiao Yun remembered, Ah-Feng is a member of the Supernatural Detective Agency, the university’s number one club with high popularity on and off-campus. This place is full of talented people, top ghost catchers, investigators, with countless successful cases and strong collaborations with the city’s criminal investigation teams and police forces; also home to two goddesses, and several beautiful women and handsome men. If you have supernatural issues, please consult us, and we also welcome new members."

Although sloppy and not very fluent, at least it’s quite creative.

Using such a narrative method to advertise, only Yang Kai and Zong Wangyue could come up with something like this.

"Yo, isn’t that the Boss?" Zong Wangyue came out from the crowd, grinning near my car door and greeted me.

"Sister-in-law, looking radiant, you must have gotten a lot of good stuff from the Boss just now, right?" Zong Wangyue’s grin turned lewder. "Hiss"

I flicked Zong Wangyue hard on the forehead and glowered at him, "What’s with this big character report?"

Zong Wangyue smiled slightly and said, "Madman and Glasses said our Detective Agency is too poor; we’re planning to take on a large number of cases soon."

"What kind of nonsense is that?"

Seeing my frown, Lei Jianhua added, "The vice-president said compared to the Liu Family behemoth, we’re still too weak, so we’re planning to start with some important societal figures to fundamentally break down Liu Bai’s advantage."

"Going against the Liu Family? The idea is as full as an F-cup, but reality is so skinny you can’t even grab hold of it."

A teasing voice came from the side, and hearing this voice, I instinctively felt uneasy!

Looking over in the direction of the voice, I couldn’t help but cover my forehead, why is this troublesome woman here?