I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 529 Zhao’er Wakes Up, Kiss Me_1

Chapter 529: Chapter 529 Zhao’er Wakes Up, Kiss Me_1

"Ugh, out of water again."

With that, Hong Ruinian severed his own middle finger.

"I can’t watch this."

Ding Xiaofeng closed his eyes and turned his head away.

Xian Qianling, on the other hand, was half-bowing his head, covering his forehead with his hand, pretending he didn’t see anything.

By the time the words "Liu’s white dog hybrid" appeared on the concrete floor, Hong Ruinian’s left hand had only one index finger left.

You crouched on the ground, staring at the five bloody characters on the cement in front of you, frowning and saying, "Hmm, it feels like something is missing, oh, right!"

Next, Hong Ruinian cut off his last thumb on his left hand and added a big "!" exclamation mark behind the five bloody characters.

"Ah, now it’s perfect."

Saying that, you slapped your hands together hard.

You were simply clapping off the dust, while Hong Ruinian was shaking off blood from his whole body!

At this moment, Liu Bai could no longer speak, just glaring at you with bloodshot eyes! That look, as if he wanted to flay you, eat your flesh, and drink your blood.

"Li Muyun, I will peel off your damned skin!"

"Ah, peeling skin? That’s a good idea!"

Saying that, you raised an eyebrow at Liu Bai, and then Hong Ruinian beside you began to make a long cut on his arm with a dagger, and blood quickly seeped from the wound.

Afterward, Hong Ruinian nonchalantly stuck the dagger into his own thigh, tremblingly extended the index finger and thumb of his right hand, and slowly pulled the top layer of skin open on his arm’s wound.

"Team Ling, should we go up and stop this? This scene is a bit too much."

Ding Xiaofeng turned his head and said to Xian Qianling.

Xian Qianling still didn’t raise his head or say a word.

Seeing Hong Ruinian actually peeling the skin off his left arm, Liu Bai roared at Xian Qianling like a madman, "Xian Qianling, are you still a people’s police officer? What are you waiting for, arrest that dog bastard Li Muyun, arrest him!"

Xian Qianling hadn’t opened his mouth to speak when you suddenly let out an impatient sound, "Tsk."

"So annoying. Dog bastard, dog bastard, dog bastard!"

Hong Ruinian’s right hand, which was peeling skin, suddenly released its grip. He quickly pulled the dagger out from his right thigh, and with a flash of the blade, Hong Ruinian’s left hand was completely cut off!

"Here’s a piece of human flesh to shut your damn mouth!"

All of a sudden, Hong Ruinian squatted down, picked up the entire left arm from the ground, and flung it violently towards the helicopter dozens of meters high.

Logically speaking, from Hong Ruinian’s angle, there was no way he could reach the helicopter, but a gust of wind blew up out of nowhere and actually carried the severed hand toward the helicopter!

Sitting next to Liu Bai, He Zhenqi hurriedly said to the pilot, "Dodge it!"

Just as the pilot received the command, the arm was already upon them.

The arm did not hit Liu Bai, instead flying toward the swiftly rotating helicopter blades.

As a result, the entire arm was chopped to pieces by the rotor blades, with some fragments spraying all over Liu Bai’s face!

"Oh yo yo, tsk tsk, look at that little face splattered, better go wash it off."

"Li... Li..." At this moment, Liu Bai was apoplectic, his eyes seeming to burst from their sockets.

He Zhenqi quickly leaned in and whispered a few words in Liu Bai’s ear, and only then did Liu Bai wipe his bloody face and angrily exclaimed, "This isn’t over, let’s go!"

"Hey, aren’t you going to take your dog back?"

What Liu Bai truly cared about was not actually Hong Ruinian, although Hong Ruinian had followed him for over a decade and they did share some emotional bond. However, now that Hong Ruinian had lost his usefulness, he was naturally not someone Liu Bai would personally take back.

And as for Hong Ruinian himself, he had already collapsed to the ground foaming at the mouth.

You smiled and slowly walked toward Hong Ruinian.

As you approached Hong Ruinian, Xian Qianling finally made a move, quickly coming to your side and reaching out to stop you, "He’s already a broken man, let him off, and you won’t get yourself tangled up in a lawsuit either."

"I know."

Having said that, you still bent down and took a black puppet out of Hong Ruinian’s embrace. Then you dipped your index finger in Hong Ruinian’s blood on the ground and lightly touched the center of the puppet’s forehead with it. The black puppet suddenly emitted a blood-red glow, which swiftly disappeared into the puppet itself.

Xian Qianling watched you and asked, "What are you doing?"

You grinned, "Secret."

As you spoke, you casually tossed the black puppet to Wei Shuxian, who was walking over, "Catch."

"What is this?" Wei Shuxian asked you.

"Just keep it for now. It’ll come in handy at the key moment. I’ll show you something even more explosive, bloody, and twisted than what we saw earlier!"

"So you admit you’re twisted?" Xian Qianling said grumpily.

Raising an eyebrow, you nodded at the Aston Martin not far away, smiling, "Hey, that sportscar’s not bad, your boyfriend’s, right? Introduce us sometime. The big bouquet of roses this morning was pretty. Ask that nouveau riche where he bought them, and how much, I’ll get Zhao’er a bunch tomorrow too."

Xian Qianling lifted her foot as if to kick you, but you promptly leaped away with a giggle.

You had expected Xian Qianling to say something harsh, but to your surprise, she suddenly said, "This morning... I don’t know what happened, it’s like I suddenly didn’t recognize you. It wasn’t long before I remembered you, and I wanted to call you, but I was afraid you’d be angry, so... so..."

"Red lady ties a big peach knot; the rat carries a big smelly cat..."

The phone in your pocket rang just in time, and you quickly took it out and stepped aside to answer, "Hello, Mom, your timing couldn’t be better, kisses to you."

On the other end of the phone, your mother rolled her eyes, "Been cornered by one of my potential daughters-in-law again, haven’t you?"

"What are you talking about, there’s no such thing. Your daughter-in-law is only Zhao’er."

When Zhao’er was mentioned, your mother finally said, "Oh right, Zhao’er woke up."

"And then?"

Based on your understanding of your mother, she wouldn’t call just to inform you about Zhao’er waking up.

"What was I about to say? Hiss, I’ve completely forgotten."

"My goodness, Mom, my dear Mom! When I come back later, I’ll definitely go to Lao Zhang’s Deli and get you two spicy pork knuckles to satisfy your cravings."

It was maddening to start a conversation without providing the conclusion, especially when the topic was related to Zhao’er.

"Hmm, two aren’t enough, get ten."

"What? Can you even eat all that?"

"Laugh all you want. I bought two pork knuckles, one lotus leaf chicken, and two pounds of spiced beef from Lao Zhang yesterday, and your wife ate it all!"

"Huh?" You didn’t immediately catch on.

"That girl Zhao’er, as soon as she woke up, she was hungry and ate up all my stash. When you go to Lao Zhang’s, get me double the usual amount of everything I want to eat."

"Alright, I’ll go right away."

"Hey, who are you? This area’s been cordoned off; outsiders aren’t allowed in."

"My name is Lei Jianhua. I’m a member of the supernatural detective agency, I have something urgent to discuss with our chairman."

Hearing Lei Jianhua’s voice, you, who had just hung up the phone, couldn’t help but turn around and noticed that Lei Jianhua had already walked over. He quickly ran to Hong Ruinian’s side, stealthily reached into Hong Ruinian’s embrace, and took out an old Parker Pen.

Lei Jianhua handed the Parker Pen to you and said, "Chairman Li, it’s this pen."

And as your hand took the Parker Pen, the sky around you suddenly darkened!

Looking up, you couldn’t help but curse, "Damn! Not this crap again!"

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