I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 506: Charisma (Seven Updates)_1

Chapter 506: Chapter 506: Charisma (Seven Updates)_1

He nodded, casually picked up the phone, and pressed the speaker button, "Hello, who is this?"

"Brother Yun, can you recognize your elder sister’s voice?"

"Yo? Very sassy!" Yang Kai said with a snicker, "I never thought even scam companies would hire voice actors these days. That voice, tsk tsk, it’s enough to make me... you know."

However, both Wei Shuxian and you exchanged a look, a certain helplessness spreading across your faces, for you had already recognized the voice on the other end.

Talk about speaking of Cao Cao, and Cao Cao would arrive.

"Sister Ling, I’m surprised you still remember my cell number?"

Soon, the other side burst into lovely laughter, like the tinkling of silver bells, carrying a special magic power, an appeal that made one involuntarily indulge in it, their thoughts wandering.

"Brother Yun, your sister thinks about you every day, unable to eat or sleep; ah, only you could be so cruel. It’s been such a long time, and you haven’t even called your sister once. I thought, if not normally, then at least a New Year’s greeting would come, but no, your sister waited alone in the cold home, waiting from left to right, but Brother Yun’s greeting never came."

Compared to Yang Kai, who was snickering on the side, you had a pained expression, "I’ll definitely make it up to you next time, but Sister Ling, what’s the urgent matter for calling me so late?"

"Brother Yun, how could you be so cruel? Can’t your sister call you if she misses you?" Her voice carried a unique magnetism that drew one’s heart and senses slowly but irresistibly towards her.

"This... that..."

Well, this Ruan Yuling isn’t a husband-killing Black Widow; she’s a fox spirit that devours people without spitting out their bones!

Just a couple of casual sentences could choke a person speechless.

When you began to stammer, Ruan Yuling’s voice became even more gentle and teasing, "Brother Yun is really cute. Your sister was just teasing you. Although I’d like to have children with Brother Yun, I wouldn’t want to ruin the relationship between you and your girlfriend."

However you interpreted Ruan Yuling’s words, they always seemed to have a provocative undertone that put you in a difficult spot.

"Sister Ling, just get to the point."

She laughed softly and said, "I want you to accompany me to a place tomorrow."

"Where to?"

"To me, it’s a very beautiful place, but in the eyes of ordinary people, it’s a haunted house."

Furrowing your brow, you continued to ask, "Do you mean, Sister Ling, that you bought a haunted house and you want me to clear it of its foul dwellers for you?"

"Brother Yun is so smart, you get it in an instant."

Although you thought that spending time alone with Ruan Yuling was a very dangerous affair, you secretly considered this a good chance to return the Crystal Card. So without asking where it was, you agreed right away, "Alright, Sister Ling, tell me the place and we’ll meet up tomorrow."

Ruan Yuling provided an address, and then through the speaker, her laughter rang out again, seductive enough to be lethal, "I’ll be waiting for you here, Brother Yun. Don’t stand me up."

With a bit of a headache, you hung up the phone and sat down, covering your head.

"Old Shu, you actually didn’t have to agree. We don’t owe her that much, and who knows where she’ll take you tomorrow. What if this is another trap by Liu Bai?"

You looked at Wei Shuxian and sighed, "My gut tells me Ruan Lingyu is not connected to Liu Bai. If it’s a trap, she wouldn’t be able to escape either. Honestly, I didn’t want to go, but that woman is just too hard to deal with. To prevent her from popping up again, I might as well help her one more time. I think that should keep her from bothering me afterwards."

"That’s not necessarily the case," Yang Kai said with a sly smile, looking at you, "Women are a kind of magical, and quite neurotic, creature. We men can never truly fathom their hearts. So, Old Shu, I suggest you bring this with you tomorrow just in case."

As he spoke, Yang Kai handed you a box.

"What’s this?" you asked, taking it from him.

"A real man, domestic! Even safer than Durex!"

"Get lost!"

You carelessly tossed the domestic "real man" from your hand into the trash.

Yang Kai didn’t mind at all, "Hmph, books are cherished only when needed, and when the time comes you’ll regret not taking it. Don’t call me to deliver it then. Ah, hahaha..."

Wei Shuxian kicked Yang Kai on the side, "If you keep laughing so lewdly, I’ll fucking hit you!"

Yang Kai flicked his hair, twisted his waist, and struck an extremely sleazy pose, "I can row without oars, I can set sail without seeking the wind’s direction, because I rely on swagger for my whole life!"

Let’s not mention how Yang Kai was beaten to near death by you and Wei Shuxian. Meanwhile, in a small alley next to Jiangzhe University, a case of the strong bullying the weak was unfolding.

Five sturdy men were brutally beating a boy who was cowering and covering his head in a corner, their fists pounding into flesh, hitting him until he lay twitching on the ground.

"Lei Jianhua, I’m giving you one last chance! If you don’t talk now, I swear I’ll dismember your limbs!"

Wu Xiuxiong crossed his arms, staring viciously at Lei Jianhua, who was breathing laboriously on the ground.

Lei Jianhua had been savagely beaten by the five Great Hans for more than ten minutes, yet he didn’t utter a sound, not even a cry of pain, let alone beg for mercy.

He simply curled up, holding his chest tightly with both hands, silent and ready to tough it out till the end.

"Young Master, this guy is quite tough. If we keep beating him like this, there might be trouble," one of the sturdy men said worriedly.

"No shit!" Wu Xiuxiong shouted angrily, "Do you think I don’t know that? But if I can’t get this anger out, how will I ever show my face at Jiang University again!"

As he spoke, Wu Xiuxiong viciously kicked Lei Jianhua. The kick landed on Lei Jianhua’s arm, and he finally let out a cry of pain, and his right hand loosened.

"Eh, what’s he holding in his hand?" one of the sturdy men bent down, pried open Lei Jianhua’s hands forcefully, and pulled out an old Parker Pen.

"A pen?"

"That’s mine!"

Lei Jianhua hurriedly lunged at the Great Han!

"Get lost!"

The Great Han kicked Lei Jianhua hard.

Wu Xiuxiong frowned and took the pen from the Great Han’s hands, examining it closely.

Though Wu Xiuxiong was overbearing, it didn’t mean he was dumb; he also got into Jiang University through genuine talent and learning.

Lei Jianhua kept silent despite the extended beating, but he reacted so violently over this simple pen. Thinking of this, Wu Xiuxiong’s eyes narrowed.

He turned to the Great Hans and asked, "Anyone got paper in their pocket?"

"Young Master, I have tissue paper."

Wu Xiuxiong took out a piece of tissue paper. Normally, the hard tip of a pen would struggle to write on tissue paper; however, to Wu Xiuxiong’s surprise, he smoothly wrote a line on the soft, crinkled tissue paper—"Lei Jianhua, bark like a dog."

"Woof, woof woof!"

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