I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 503: Yu Xiaomei (Four Updates)_1

Chapter 503: Chapter 503: Yu Xiaomei (Four Updates)_1

Liao Yong was half-bowing his head, hugging Liu Qing tightly. Liu Qing slightly lifted her head and realized that the man who was protecting her with his life had already silently shed tears.

"Madman, let’s not talk about that anymore. My point is simple, if anyone runs into trouble in the future, you must tell us immediately."

As he spoke, there was suddenly a knock on the door.

"I’ll go check it out."

Yang Kai was the closest to the main door; he stood up and walked towards the entrance.

When he opened the door, he found a girl standing there. The girl had an ordinary appearance, so ordinary that if you met her today, you’d forget who she was if you saw her again tomorrow—a textbook definition of a forgettable face. She was also wrapped in a thick, dark blue down jacket, which made her look somewhat bulky.

"Who are you looking for?"

Glancing into the hallway, the girl smiled at Yang Kai and asked, "Excuse me, is this the supernatural detective society?"

Yang Kai was momentarily stunned, then nodded, "Yes, are you here for help?"

"Yes, that’s right."

Yang Kai scratched his head. "We’re in the middle of a meeting, can you come back tomorrow?"

"No, no, by tomorrow someone will die!" The girl immediately bypassed Yang Kai and walked straight in.

Once in the hallway, the girl stopped to notice that the living room was already full of people.

You all turned your heads at the same time to look at the girl.

"Sister, you’d better go back outside. We’re in a meeting right now, and if it’s really no good, wait outside."

Xiao Feng turned to Yang and asked, "Little Kai, what is she here for?"

Without waiting for Yang to speak, the girl addressed all of you, "Hello everyone, my name is Yu Xiaomei, a junior at the School of Business. From what I gather, everyone here should call me ’senior’."

Yu Xiaomei, with her forward nature, didn’t care about the situation and walked straight up to Wu Qiyi. She grinned at her and said, "The rumors were indeed true. Goddess Wu really is at the supernatural detective society. To be honest, you’re truly beautiful. I didn’t quite see it from afar, but up close, terms like ’Heavenly Immortal’ and ’Nation’s Beauty’ aren’t an overstatement to describe you."

Xi Yu saw Yu Xiaomei leaning toward Wu Qiyi upon arrival and looked at her with a cold glance, "Keep a three-meter distance, strangers keep out."

"Sorry, sorry, I was just too excited," Yu Xiaomei apologized with a smile and took a few steps back, only to stumble and fall right into your arms.

"My apologies, I didn’t see clearly just now," Yu Xiaomei said hurriedly, trying to push herself up from your chest. However, instead of getting up, she ended up sitting on your lap, playfully grabbing your firm pectorals.

Her expression, her pose, resembled a little ruffian taking advantage of a buxom beauty.

This was definitely a female ruffian!

"Hey, have you grabbed enough?" You looked at Yu Xiaomei with a speechless face; her arrival had disrupted the flow for everyone in the room.

Sitting on your lap, Yu Xiaomei sized you up and down; her audacity surpassed everyone present, "Hehe, ever since I was sensible, I’ve always hoped to have a boyfriend as handsome and strong as you. Hey hey, handsome, would you mind if I were your girlfriend?"

Xiao Feng, barely suppressing his laughter, patted Yu Xiaomei on the shoulder and pointed at Wu Qiyi and Zhao’er, saying to her, "If those two don’t mind, you can be her girlfriend."

Yu Xiaomei turned around, her shoulders slouching in resignation, "Alright, no chance then. Handsome, forget what I just said."

To tell the truth, such behavior from Yu Xiaomei not only wasn’t off-putting but actually made her seem rather interesting.

In your eyes, she seemed to have transcended gender and was simply someone of the same age who was genuine and adorable.

"What difficulty did your friend encounter when you said they were in trouble outside?"

Yu Xiaomei, as if only just remembering, immediately jumped up and exclaimed to everyone present, "Ladies and gentlemen, please help out, you must save my friend!"

You and Wei Shuxian exchanged glances, both feeling that the meeting was probably drawing to a close since everyone had been getting along for half a year and had established a certain understanding of each other. With this in mind, incidents like the one with Liao Yong and Liu Qing shouldn’t happen again.

Zong Wangyue, stroking his cheek, looked at Yu Xiaomei and asked, "Big sis, what exactly happened to your friend?"

"Little fatty, you can call me Sister Mei or Little Sister Mei, but if you use that term one more time, do you believe I’ll strip naked and drag you into the street, claiming you raped me?" Yu Xiaomei placed her hands on her rounded waist and stood in front of Zong Wangyue, glaring with almond-sized eyes.

Everyone simultaneously exchanged a glance, all thinking that Yu Xiaomei was simply divine!

"Fine, pretend I never said it," Zong Wangyue also began to feel a little scared, since no one wanted to provoke such a female ruffian.

Only then did Yu Xiaomei nod with satisfaction, turning to you saying, "Handsome, it seems you’re their leader, right?"

"I am the president of the Supernatural Detective Society," you nodded in affirmation.

"Okay, then I’ll come to you," Yu Xiaomei said, pulling a photograph from her pocket. "Here, it’s her."

"Wow!" Xiao Feng, who sat next to you, saw the photo and immediately let out an exaggerated gasp.

"Beautiful, isn’t she? She’s the belle of our department. Though she’s not on par with Goddess Wu, her charm and beauty have drawn plenty of wealthy and handsome suitors," Yu Xiaomei boasted proudly as she looked towards you all, but the expressions she saw on your faces were of utter bewilderment. On closer inspection, she realized the photograph depicted a muscular man wearing nothing but a thong.

As quick as lightning, she shoved the photo back into her pocket and pulled out another one. After confirming it was the right one, she handed it over for you to see.

"Sorry, I grabbed the wrong one. This is her," she said.

This new photo showed a long-legged beauty with big wavy curls and chestnut-brown hair. Her appearance was quite fetching, and she had a sweet smile.

You looked at Yu Xiaomei and asked, "What happened to her?"

Yu Xiaomei scratched her head, pacing around the coffee table, "Well, how should I put this. Ever since she was little, my friend has always loved pretty things and always went for the handsome and dashing types when dating. In high school, she fell in love with a Little White Face."

"And then? Don’t tell me he dumped her, she got pregnant, and now she’s threatening to jump off a building?" Xiao Feng quipped, curling his lip.

"If it was that simple, I wouldn’t have come to you guys," Yu Xiaomei shot Xiao Feng a sidelong glance and continued, "Remember that popular Korean drama when we first started university? What was it called? Like a Gorilla or something."

You and Wei Shuxian exchanged looks, the latter adjusting his glasses and nodding, "Yeah, that’s right. It’s called Like a Gorilla."

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