I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 465 Bringing You Down to the Underworld_1

Chapter 465: Chapter 465 Bringing You Down to the Underworld_1

"Master Li, long time no see."

The Kan Family Brothers emerged from the illusion, dressed as they always had been; one held an account book, while the other grasped a Soul-Extracting Iron Chain.

Stepping forward, you greeted them with a fist and palm salute, "I’ve invited you here today because I was hoping for a small favor."

Kan Zi Hui laughed softly and said, "Master Li, speak freely."

"I would like to borrow your tokens."

"Tokens?" Kan Zi Hui was startled, then asked, "These tokens are used by us Ghosts to pass through the Ghost Gate. What do you need them for, Master Li?"

"To be honest, I want to take two friends for a walk through the Evil Dog Pass."

Kan Zi Hui was silent for a moment before speaking to you, "Master Li, the Underworld is not a playground. It’s not a place you can enter and leave at will."

"It’s just a soul-shaking dream. I’ll take two relatives for a trip to the Evil Dog Pass, let them experience the terror of being attacked by evil dogs, and when they return to the living world, they’ll naturally give up the thought of eating dog meat. In truth, this could also be considered a public service. Besides, hasn’t this sort of thing happened often in the past?"

At your words, Kan Zi Hui fell silent once again.

Meanwhile, Kan Zi Huang decisively pulled a copper token from his bosom. The token was engraved with strange runes and exuded a chilling aura.

Seeing his elder brother take out a token, Kan Zi Hui stopped hesitating and handed his own token to you as well.

"I appreciate it, gentlemen. After the task is complete, there will certainly be a generous reward!"

With that, you gave the Ghosts a fist and palm salute.

"Be careful, Master Li, don’t overdo it and attract unwanted attention."

"Understood, I know my limits."

"In that case, we shall take our leave."

As the Kan Family Brothers turned and vanished, Xian Qianling was about to reach for the tokens in your hand, but just as her fingers were about to grasp them, they closed on empty air.

"Eh? What’s going on?"

Xian Qianling tried grabbing at the tokens in your hand several more times and amusingly discovered that although visible to the naked eye, they were ungraspable.

"These two are the entrance tokens for the Gui Sect, ordinary humans cannot touch them. Only when your soul leaves your body can you hold them."

"Soul leaving the body?" Xian Qianling immediately looked up at you and asked, "Do I have to do that, too?"

"Nonsense, without the guidance of a special person, only the dead can pass through the Ghost Gate!" As you spoke, you were already hoping that fear would make her give up on passing through the Ghost Gate.

But lo and behold, this crazy woman just got a look of someone high on marijuana and suddenly lit up with excitement.

"An out-of-body experience, crossing the Three Origins River, passing through the Ghost Gate – wow, so thrilling! To be able to do all these while alive, I’d even be willing to live a few years less."

Holding your head, you sighed softly.

Forget it, there’s no use trying to understand the actions of such a crazy woman with normal reasoning.

Turning to look at her, you then said, "Find a position you think is comfortable to sit in, and afterwards I will guide your soul out of your body."

Xian Qianling glanced around, then couldn’t help but show a sly expression, "Can I lie on the bed?"

"Hmm, theoretically, lying on a bed is the most comfortable way. But we won’t take much time going back and forth, so do whatever you prefer."

"Great!"

With a swift turn, Xian Qianling headed towards the large heart-shaped bed. She didn’t bother to lift the sheets and simply sat on top of them, patting the empty space beside her and saying to you, "Why not come lie down too? The bed feels quite comfortable."

Seeing your hesitation, Xian Qianling couldn’t help but cross his arms and look at you with a half-smile.

Huh?

I was actually provoked by this crazy woman!

As an adult male whose every function index is normal, even above average, you definitely weren’t intimidated by the challenge of this crazy woman. Without a second word, you boldly walked over and plopped down next to her.

You deliberately bounced up and down a bit before laughing and saying, "It is indeed quite comfortable. I’ll definitely bring Zhao’er here to spend a few nights next time."

Completely unprepared for you to bring up Zhao’er at this time, Xian Qianling gave you a harsh glare and lay down on the bed with her back turned, saying coldly, "Hurry up and deal with this. I want to go home."

With a victorious smile, you also lay down straight on the bed, leaving less than half a person’s distance between the two of you.

"Come on, breathe evenly, don’t think about anything, just pretend you’re falling asleep."

While speaking, you reached out and grabbed Xian Qianling’s right hand.

"What are you doing?"

The moment her hand was touched by you, Xian Qianling suddenly turned her head, that handsome face of hers unusually revealing a shy and coy expression.

With a wicked smile, the Sen Luo Curse Mark in your pupils quickly flashed as you said in a cold voice, "Taking you down to the Underworld!"

"All Forms of Sen Luo, Ghost Soul!"

Xian Qianling only felt a tug at her body, then suddenly, she started to float upwards.

That sensation was akin to the weightlessness felt when an elevator rapidly descends.

When Xian Qianling came to her senses, you had already released her hand, and she realized she was floating in midair. She couldn’t help but exclaim, "I... I’m really flying up!"

She turned over and saw below her the love-shaped large bed with two people on it, a man and a woman, their left and right hands clasped tightly together.

Seeing herself in such a way for the first time, Xian Qianling felt a bit weird, yet moreover, she was excited, because this experience was something others would never have.

"Alright, don’t just stand there, let’s go," you said.

"Go where?" Xian Qianling asked a rather dumb question.

"What do you think?" you replied with a raised eyebrow, giving back an equally silly response.

Seeing your body slowly float towards the window, Xian Qianling hurriedly asked, "If we just leave like this, what if someone comes in?"

"Don’t worry, I’ve set up an Illusion Barrier. Ordinary people can’t break it, and if someone forcibly breaks it, I will know."

Xian Qianling had a lot of confidence in your abilities.

The two of you, as souls, floated up and directly passed through the window.

The moment they passed through the window, Xian Qianling couldn’t help but let out a gasp of surprise as she was a few dozen meters above the ground!

"I’m... I’m flying?"

"Nonsense, have you ever seen a ghost walking?"

Flying for the first time, although not in her physical body, the feeling of flight was something all humans yearned for.

"This is what flying feels like! This is the feeling of freedom! Soaring with my voice in the vast sky, in the..."

Xian Qianling hummed a few lines before realizing you were by her side and gazing at her, then she shyly shut her mouth.