I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 441

Chapter 441: Chapter 441

"Get lost!"

With a kick, he sent Xiao Feng sprawling into their dog Little White’s kennel.

Huh?

Why isn’t he getting up?

You walked over and looked down, "Oh my god!"

Xiao Feng’s right hand had landed smack on a fresh pile of poop from Little White!

"Li Muyun, I’m gonna kill you!"

Xiao Feng, with poop in hand, charged at you like a madman.

You knew their yard like the back of your hand and immediately started dodging around, both of you jumping up and down, having a blast.

A few minutes later...

Xiao Feng, gasping for breath, stood by the car, glaring at you fiercely, "If I can’t catch you, I’ll smear this poop on your darling little car!"

"Darn it! You dare!"

Seeing Xiao Feng about to smear the poop on the hood of your car, Ye Xiao, you jumped down from a tree branch four meters high.

"If you dare put a speck on the car, believe me, I’ll make you lick it clean with your own tongue using my Sen Luo Eye!"

"I..."

Xiao Feng paused, his raised hand immediately lowering as he glared at you again, "You’ve got nerve! You’re badass! Just don’t let me catch you off guard in the future. I’ll hang you up and target your little peepee!"

Digging into his ear with his pinky, you laughed and said, "I’ve been hearing that threat since I was little. When have you ever beaten me?"

Xiao Feng was known for his perseverance; he glared fiercely at you again before turning away to wash under the water tap at the corner of the wall.

As Xiao Feng walked away cursing from the corner, his phone rang.

The ringtone he set for Han Lele was incredibly mushy; he answered the phone while walking towards the house’s gate.

You and Zhao’er turned around and saw Han Lele already standing there, pretty as a picture, holding gifts in both hands. In her left hand, she held a bamboo basket filled with eggs, clean and nearly uniform in size; in her right, a gift box.

"Lele, it’s good enough you came, why bring gifts?"

Xiao Feng ran over somewhat painfully, hurriedly taking the bamboo basket from Han Lele’s left hand.

Due to her inherently weak nature from her Yin Ghost Qi constitution, Han Lele was not physically robust. Not to mention the effort it took her to get here, just walking from the community entrance to Xiao Feng’s house was a few hundred meters, quite a strain for her small frame.

Han Lele’s complexion was slightly pale, but she seemed in good spirits, smiling at Xiao Feng, "It’s okay, these eggs are from our own chickens. Grandma insisted I bring them over."

"Alright."

Practical gifts like these home-farmed eggs were more welcome than fancier, less useful gifts.

As Han Lele and Xiao Feng were speaking at the gate, Zhao’er whispered to you, "Yun, someone’s peeking."

"I saw, no worries, let them look. It’ll help them understand their future daughter-in-law better."

Seeing Zhao’er puzzled, you smiled, "Not all parents are as open-minded as our mom."

"Mhm."

Talking about your mother brought a gentle smile to Zhao’er’s face, obviously considering your mother a close person.

As you spoke, you glanced at a corner of the villa’s second-floor window, where a middle-aged woman stood, arms crossed, expressionlessly watching Han Lele and Xiao Feng walking towards the house.

You and Zhao’er walked up to meet Xiao Feng and Han Lele. Before you could get close, Han Lele greeted you with her characteristically shy smile. She then walked over to Zhao’er and said, "Sister Zhao’er, long time no see. You’re still so beautiful. Next to you, I’m just an ugly duckling."

"Even ugly ducklings can turn into swans one day."

You winked at Xiao Feng.

Xiao Feng came over smoothly and casually threw an arm around your shoulder, appearing jolly but speaking in a serious tone, "Notice anything?"

"Your mom’s spying from the second floor."

"Just her style. Where’s my dad?"

"He’s sitting on the living room sofa reading the newspaper, but he hasn’t turned the page in ten minutes. Probably waiting for Lele to arrive."

Because Xiao Feng’s mother was watching from upstairs, Xiao Feng’s face remained grinning, but internally he felt like he was ringing a bell, swinging unsteadily.

"What do we do, what do we do?"

"Why so nervous, man? You’ve got me."

As you moved out of Xiao Feng’s mother’s line of sight, you took out a Thousand Paper Cranes folded from a Cinnabar Talisman from your pocket for Xiao Feng, then pulled a small porcelain bottle from your chest.

"Have you been using Cinnabar Talismans to block the Yin Ghost Qi from Lele lately?"

"Yeah, though it’s only somewhat effective and doesn’t solve the problem, at least Lele isn’t bringing bad luck to anyone she touches now."

"We can talk about a permanent solution after the New Year, let’s handle the immediate issues first."

"Right."

"Give the Thousand Paper Cranes to Lele; my spell power is stronger than yours, it can completely block the Yin Ghost Qi. As for the porcelain bottle, it contains ten Beauty Pills."

"Beauty Pills? Where did you steal such an expensive item from?" Xiao Feng’s mind raced, and he blurted out, "You didn’t get them from Er Ya, did you? You’re giving me your mom’s stuff? That doesn’t seem right."

Xiao Feng didn’t know you practiced alchemy. Though you and Xiao Feng had no secrets before, some things you now preferred to keep to yourself as more knowledge sometimes led to more trouble.

You didn’t clarify, just smiled and said, "Brothers for a lifetime! When you’re in trouble, if I don’t help, who will?"

Xiao Feng looked at you, touched, though his expression changed after three seconds. He opened the bottle and took a sniff, blissfully remarking, "It really is a Beauty Pill. My mom spent two hundred thousand to buy some from a friend recently, and after taking them, she visually got several years younger. These things are priceless nowadays. You lucky dude, with Zhao’er in one hand and Er Ya in the other, maybe even adding Xi Yu, tsk tsk tsk."

"Shut it! Talk more, and believe me, I’ll take the stuff and walk out right now!"

"No, no, no! I apologize, I apologize!"

Seeing you reach for the bottle, Xiao Feng quickly tucked it into his chest, then sneakily glanced at you, asking, "How many are in there?"

"Ten."

"Ten... ten pills?"

Xiao Feng’s eyes nearly popped out of their sockets!

"What, too many for you? I’ll take them back then."

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