I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 400 Crazy Woman Gets the Wrong Idea_1

Chapter 400: Chapter 400 Crazy Woman Gets the Wrong Idea_1

In the following days, you led Little Qinniang around the city, determining her interests and ambitions based on her reactions to various people and things.

As for Little Qinniang’s responses, whether it was you, Wu Qiyi or Xian Qianling, both women found them a bit odd.

A normal child, regardless of their intellect, would instinctively touch and play with new and intriguing things they encounter; however, Little Qinniang did not.

Initially, she indeed appeared curious, but that was all it was, curiosity. Once she had seen something once, she no longer paid it any mind, even with food. She showed no interest in the foods that children usually enjoy. To her, they were just ordinary food with the sole purpose of filling one’s stomach.

Out of curiosity, Xi Yu took Little Qinniang to an authoritative institution for an IQ test, and when the results came out, everyone exclaimed in unison, 320!

An IQ of 320!

Xi Yu’s score was 280 when she was sixteen, already hailed as a once-in-a-generation genius, but Little Qinniang’s IQ surpassed Xi Yu’s at sixteen by a full 40 points!

Fortunately, Xi Yu kept this matter under wraps, or else it would have surely caused a massive uproar.

Seeing Little Qinniang’s exceptional talent, Xi Yu, after getting your approval, specifically sought out experts from various fields to give her one-on-one personal tuition.

Little Qinniang was highly enthusiastic about learning, to the extent of neglecting sleep and food, especially since she didn’t even know the simplest two-digit addition before this.

To not interfere with her studies, you temporarily left her in Xi Yu’s care, and you finally had a chance to relax and laze around in bed for an entire day.

In the past few days, an Arctic cold snap howled down, causing everyone in the Land of Huaxia to shiver uncontrollably.

Overnight, Yuhang City was blanketed in white, making this the coldest winter you had ever experienced since you became sensible.

Negative ten-something degrees, darn it all!

The endless snowflakes seemed as if some powerful magician had cast a curse, pouring them down endlessly without concern for cost.

This is the south we’re talking about, where the damp cold is far more insidious than the dry cold of the north, it’s the kind that seeps into your very bones!

From head to toe, inside and out, it felt as if you were immersed in icy waters.

All of Jiangzhe University’s males and females were instantly frozen dog-solid, and all four of you in the dorm were no different, huddling in your blankets, even having takeout delivered right to the edge of your beds.

"Cold, it’s damn cold!"

Yang Kai, with a bird’s nest head, turned to you who was sitting at the corner of the bed, wearing only underwear, bare-chested and wrapped in a blanket, reading a web novel and said, "Hey Old Shu, don’t you have a lot of talismans? Give your brother a few warmth spells or something. At this rate, I’m afraid my little brother downstairs will freeze off when I go to the toilet!"

To be honest, even if others were freezing to the point of snot running down their faces, you didn’t feel much, at most just finding your hands and feet a little cold, nothing like the exaggeration of Yang and the others.

But still, humans are social animals by nature. Seeing everyone crouched in their blankets, and considering the freezing weather outside, with snow on the ground more than ten centimeters thick, who the heck would want to go out and lie in the snow!

You put down your phone, looked at Yang Kai with a mischievous smile, and said, "I don’t have a ’warm-heart spell,’ but I do know a technique that can make your *** burn up, guaranteed to make your entire body hot all over. Want to give it a try?"

Yang Kai rolled his eyes, "Forget I said anything."

As you picked up your phone, intending to continue reading your novel, it suddenly started vibrating. Shortly thereafter, a bizarre, singsong tone came out of the phone: "The Young Monk descends the mountain to beg for alms, the Old Monk specifically warns, the women at the base of the mountain are tigers, should you meet one, be sure to stay far away..."

As soon as this ringtone sounded, the other three men beside you, including Yang Kai, all stuck their heads out from under the covers, each wearing a smirk while looking at you.

You covered your head, promptly set the phone’s ring to vibrate, then tossed it aside, pretending not to hear.

However, at that moment, the dormitory door opened on its own.

To make it easier for the delivery guy, you hadn’t locked the door.

Seeing the door swing open, Wei Shuxian was the first to bury his head under the covers. Liao Yong and Yang Kai were a little slower, they saw Xian Qianling, dressed in black pants and a black sport down jacket, entering with a heavy killing air.

"When did you get here?"

You looked at Xian Qianling with slight surprise, not expecting her to be standing at the door, calling you.

Xian Qianling didn’t answer but stepped onto your bed with her casual shoes that had a bit of fluff on them.

Seeing Xian Qianling about to take off her shoes, you wrapped in your blanket, hurriedly shouted, "Hey, hey, what are you doing?"

Raising her eyebrow, Xian Qianling had a cool smile on her face, "What do you think?"

You held your forehead, surrendering immediately, knowing this crazy woman never followed common sense, and you didn’t want to suffer her wrath again, especially now with Yang Kai and the others around.

"Uh, could you please go out first? I’ll get dressed."

Xian Qianling thought you were about to play tricks again and remained indifferent, "Just dress up, you’re a grown man, are you afraid I’ll see?"

"Fine, since you don’t mind, I won’t play coy!"

As you spoke, you decisively flung off the blanket that was wrapped around you.

With that fling, Xian Qianling was instantly dumbstruck, staring at your sturdy body for a full ten seconds, especially at the "tent" that was very prominent in your underwear, then suddenly lowered her head, her cheeks blushing red, and quickly got off the bed.

"Uh, I’ll wait outside for you then, hurry up."

Watching Xian Qianling’s retreating back as she walked towards the door, the corners of your mouth couldn’t help but lift—kid, I truly don’t believe I can’t handle you!

You walked out of the bedroom neatly dressed, and Xian Qianling was suddenly unable to meet your gaze, instead, she turned her head away, saying to you, "Let’s go out first, we can talk in the car."

Scratching your head, you couldn’t help but sigh, "Ah, there goes my rare holiday."

You and Xian Qianling went downstairs and both entered her Dongfeng Warrior off-road vehicle.

People who aren’t very knowledgeable about cars might turn on the air conditioning in a freezing winter that could turn Little Jiji into an icicle, but doing so is really useless.

With temperatures outside at minus several degrees, the car’s air conditioning obviously wouldn’t do much good. Seeing Xian Qianling’s slightly shriveled-up petite figure, you couldn’t help but smile softly.

You turned off Xian Qianling’s air conditioning, then switched it to natural ventilation mode, adjusting the ventilation temperature to around twenty-six degrees.

Xian Qianling looked at you in astonishment and asked, "Why did you turn off the air conditioning?"

You didn’t explain but smiled and said, "Why don’t you put your hand over the vent and feel it?"

Xian Qianling actually stretched out her hand and was immediately surprised, "Hey? It’s really warm!"

"The car’s air conditioning is cool because it has coolant, but the heating effect is rather poor; natural wind, however, is different. The air blown out from ventilation has passed around the engine, and that area’s temperature can instantly stew a chicken!"

"Didn’t see that coming, you Sculpted Silk actually know quite a bit about cars."

Annoyed, you rolled your eyes, "Hey, you called me out here in this freezing weather, you’re not planning to have a snowball fight with me in the snow, are you?"

Xian Qianling gave you a flirty and sarcastic look, "Even if you want to, I wouldn’t."

Damn it, this crazy woman is getting the wrong idea!

But you were too lazy to explain and continued, "If it’s not that, then why did you call me out here?"

"Didn’t you save that Su Xiaomeng a few days ago?"

"Is she in trouble again?"