I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 373: Fighting, I Like It (Thirteen Updates)

Chapter 373: Chapter 373: Fighting, I Like It (Thirteen Updates)

Xian Qianzhong frowned and said, "No, that’s not right. Where did this kind of simulated air gun come from? Can this thing really shoot plastic or glass pellets?"

Yang Kai flipped his hair with a dash of coolness, "No way, these things are just toys, only good for decoration."

"Ah?"

Xian Qianzhong was stunned.

You said with a smile, "These toys are all handmade by Yang Kai. His family owns a mold manufacturing factory, and when he’s got nothing better to do, he covertly makes models of real guns. Except for their inability to fire bullets, these models are the same as the real thing."

"No guns, then what did you call us here for?"

"Why do you need a gun for brawling?" You retorted.

"Uh, yeah." This time, Xian Qianzhong was on a holiday-style outing. If he fired a gun while out, even if he was apprehending a criminal, he would still face disciplinary action. But if it was just a fight, that was different.

If soldiers don’t brawl, are they even soldiers?

You said with a laugh, "These guns are just to shock and awe, to make those guys give up without a fight."

"Got it."

Afterward, the whole table enjoyed a feast. Although they couldn’t drink, the food was much better than the simple meals they got in the military.

The ten tough men Xian Qianzhong brought along quickly got friendly with Yang Kai and the others, starting to call each other brothers as military camaraderie quickly kicked in, and they began planning the evening’s entertainment.

Yes, for your current situation, tonight’s event could only be called entertainment!

After nightfall, the street where Chen Qingzhu’s Worship Supply Shop was located quieted down. Situated on the city’s outskirts, there were few pedestrians, just the occasional passing vehicle.

When the clock struck eight, Xiao Feng, who was sitting inside playing Landlord on his phone, suddenly looked up. He turned his gaze from the book you were engrossed in and asked, "Little Yunyun, those guys won’t stand us up, will they?"

"They’re here to seek revenge, not to shop. Do you think they can pick just any day?" At that moment, you closed your book with a smile and said, "Look, aren’t those the people at the door?"

Xiao Feng turned to look and saw a line of figures standing at the entrance.

The streetlight outside the shop was broken, and the light from inside could only stretch out a little, casting their figures in faint illumination.

"They finally showed up." Xiao Feng stretched lazily.

At that moment, a man in a black cape walked in; his entire body was shrouded within it, his face obscured.

"Sir, what would you like to buy?" Xiao Feng stood up and walked over, "We have everything here. If it’s your dad that died, you can buy three paper women—my paper figures are all handmade, sexy and pretty; two to play ’double flight’ with at night, and the third to serve tea and give massages, quite delightful."

The man in the cape didn’t speak, only looking at Xiao Feng coldly.

"Oh, so your dad’s not dead. Then it must be your mom, right? Since it’s the old mom who died, you can buy a maid to serve her, and two tough men, hehe, you know."

"Seeking death!"

The man in the cape reached out to grab Xiao Feng, but Xiao Feng quickly recoiled, opening a two to three-meter gap between them.

"Hey, man, why are you so hot-tempered? I’m just trying to have a nice chat, why would you hit someone?"

"Where’s Prince Zimo?"

The man in the cape had also caught on to something, his gaze icy as he looked at Xiao Feng.

"Prince? Oh, I get it. You’re a glass, right? Boyfriend died? Looking at your build, you must be the ’bottom’. Since he was the ’top,’ why not buy a few more tough men to keep him company down there?"

The man in the cape was clearly provoked by Xiao Feng and with a wave of his hand, four men immediately charged in from outside.

"Kill them!"

The four, following orders, split into pairs and attacked you and Xiao Feng.

"A fight? I love it!"

Xiao Feng didn’t back down but charged forward. He dodged a punch from the man on the left and then seized the man on the right, pulling him in close. With a tilt of his body, his right knee smashed into the man’s face!

"Bang!"

The sound of the solid hit made even you wince in sympathy!

By this time, the other two had approached you. Seeing you engrossed in your book, not even lifting your head, they exchanged a glance.

One of them gestured to his partner, who promptly pulled out a strangely shaped dagger from his waist. You felt a weird energy emanating from the dagger.

"Hehe, I’ll take this little boy’s Human Soul!"

Saying that, the partner raised the dagger high and stabbed fiercely towards your forehead!

You looked up sharply, your eyes wide.

The dagger-wielding man paused, then unexpectedly turned and plunged the knife into his partner’s forehead!

Then, quickly pulling out the dagger, you were shocked to see the man’s partner’s soul being pulled out of his body, and the dagger had stabbed not the physical body, but the soul!

Right after that, the soul of the dagger-wielding man’s partner rapidly shrank and was sucked into the dagger.

"Interesting."

A sly smile played on your lips, and a glint flashed in your eyes. Against everyone’s expectations, the man then stabbed the dagger into his own temple!

"Seventh Elder!"

The man in the cape never expected the dagger-wielding man to harm himself in such an incomprehensible way. As he rushed toward him, a figure suddenly appeared—you quickly snatched the dagger from the man’s hands and pulled it out.

"Seventh Elder!"

The relationship between the dagger man and the cloaked man was obviously very close, as he roared furiously at you, showing claws that emitted a green glow!

With a smirk, you coldly commanded, "Fire Spell, Shield!"

A Cinnabar Talisman flew out from your pocket, turning into a fire shield that blocked in front of you.

The man in the cape staggered back several steps in surprise and exclaimed, "You... you actually know the Taoist Five Elements Curse!"

"San’er, why haven’t you taken care of them yet?"

At that moment, another cloaked figure, taller and larger, entered the room. As soon as he stepped inside, a nauseating odor spread immediately, filling the room with a green mist.

"Damn, he’s brought his own poison fog; this guy must be the boss."

Xiao Feng retreated next to you, looking at the tall cloaked man warily.

"Elder brother, this guy killed Lao Liu!"

"What!"

The shock on the tall cloaked man’s face was palpable, and the green mist around him grew thicker.

"Little Yunyun, what is this?"

Without time to explain to Xiao Feng, you realized you had underestimated the situation, or rather, you hadn’t expected someone would dare do something so heinous.

Because the tall man in the cloak wasn’t human, he was a Zombie!

And the Jumping Zombie that Prince Zimo spoke of was him!