I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 369 Scared Shitless (Nine More)_1

Chapter 369: Chapter 369 Scared Shitless (Nine More)_1

"Look how close he is to that female cop now," the Empress sneered coldly. "I figure it won’t be long before they end up in bed together." She chuckled, "Men are all creatures of the lower half, once you’re not around, any woman with a bit of looks can get into his bed."

Zhao’er turned her head to look at the Empress and said indifferently, "Yamato is no fun."

The woman batted her long eyelashes and said with a smile, "How about we go to Europe? There are lots of blond and blue-eyed hot guys there, I could pick one for you; plus, the architecture there is quite unique. I heard there’s a place called Aegean Sea that’s so beautiful it takes your breath away. Let’s go see it."

Zhao’er nodded her head and turned to look at you once more.

Hmm?

Suddenly feeling someone watching from behind, instinctively turning around only to find no one there...

The night of the winter solstice was exceptionally cold.

Two high school students who had just finished evening self-study at school were carrying their bags and, as usual, were walking listlessly on a street where few people passed.

"Heh—just half a year more, and in half a year, we’ll be free!" one of the high school students stretched and yawned.

"Alas, you’re lucky, your grades have always been in the top ten, you’ll get into Jiang University as long as you do average on the college entrance exam. Me, I’m always among the last ten, I’m afraid I won’t even have a shot at a Tier 3 university, sigh, I really want to go to university, I really want to have a romance with a girl where we can kiss whenever we say kiss. Jian Hua, I really envy you."

"What’s so difficult about that, you still have half a year, don’t you?" Lei Jianhua patted his friend on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Don’t worry, with Brother here, I’ll get you into at least Zhijiang Academy!"

"Really!?"

"Nonsense, we’re good buddies after all!"

"Zhijiang Academy, huh? I heard there are beauties like clouds in there, heh heh heh..."

As they were passing a small alley, a football suddenly rolled out from within.

"Huh? Where did this football come from?"

Lei Jianhua lifted his foot and kicked the ball back into the alley.

Just as they were about to leave, the football was kicked back out again.

"Who is it, so bored?" Lei Jianhua kicked the ball back in again.

But, soon enough, the football rolled back out.

"Jian Hua, let me kick it this time."

As the football rolled up to him, Lei Jianhua’s friend raised his foot, ready to kick, but suddenly noticed that the football’s shape was different from before.

When the football rolled to his feet, Lei Jianhua’s friend looked down and his eyes bulged as he jumped up and shouted, "Damn!"

Lei Jianhua also looked over and realized it was a human head—and even more eerie was the fact that the head was grinning at them!

"Run for it!"

Lei Jianhua grabbed his friend, who had collapsed on the ground, and the two of them sprinted away, breathing heavily as they left the street and climbed onto an arch bridge.

On the bridge, an old lady had a dumpling cart set up, and two guys were standing to the side eating dumplings.

"Damn, that scared the crap out of me, I felt like I shat myself!"

"Yeah, me too." Lei Jianhua struggled to swallow his spit, suddenly feeling very dry and craving something to eat.

Lei Jianhua’s friend looked at him and patted his shoulder saying, "No, I mean... I really did shit a little, it’s sticking between my butt cheeks, oh, the left side seems to have more, all wet and sticky."

"Pfft—"

Xiao Feng, who was drinking dumpling soup, immediately sprayed the mouthful of soup out, wiped his mouth, and said to Lei Jianhua and his friend, "I mean, you two are deliberately picking a fight, aren’t you? Can’t you see we’re eating dumplings here?"

"Ah, it’s catching up to us!"

Lei Jianhua’s friend quickly jumped to his feet.

After drinking all the soup in the bowl, you burped contentedly, stood up with a grin, and said to the old lady, "Grandma, your dumplings are truly irresistible."

"Hey, Little Yunyun, something’s rolling over here," Xiao Feng spoke up, lowering his head to continue enjoying his dumplings. He savored each one in five small bites, as if no delicacy could compare to these seemingly ordinary dumplings.

You had just finished eating and naturally wanted to stretch your legs a bit, so you quickly jogged over to the rolling head and, lifting your right foot, gave it a fierce kick!

"Thud!"

The head flew up from your kick but didn’t go far; it struck the wall heavily and then fell at your feet.

"Big Brother, this thing is a head, it can smile, and who knows, it might even bite; be careful!"

Compared to your friends who were scared out of their wits, Lei Jianhua was relatively calm and hurriedly warned you.

You gave Lei Jianhua a slight smile, then a Cinnabar Talisman flew out from your pocket and accurately attached itself to the forehead of the head.

Afterward, you picked up the head and walked over to the old lady, smiling and asking, "Grandma, how should I deal with this?"

"Just throw it away."

The old lady pointed to a garbage bag hanging behind her cart.

Nodding, you casually tossed the head into the garbage bag.

Seeing this, Lei Jianhua, still gripped by curiosity, strode over to peek inside the bag. However, the garbage bag was empty, containing nothing at all.

The old lady watched Lei Jianhua with a smile and asked, "Young man, would you like some dumplings?"

Lei Jianhua, feeling his empty stomach, nodded, "Grandma, give me a bowl of dumplings."

"I want some too," Lei Jianhua’s friend came over as well.

"Hey, shitty brother, can you wait until I’ve finished eating before you come over?"

Xiao Feng quickly stuffed the last two dumplings into his mouth, chewed rapidly, and swallowed them down.

After that, you and Xiao Feng chatted intermittently with the old lady, watching as Lei Jianhua and his friend wolfed down the dumplings until none were left.

"Delicious, so delicious!"

The two chorused.

Seeing that they weren’t punished, you couldn’t help but ask with a smile, "Are you high school students?"

"Yes!" Lei Jianhua nodded.

"Seniors, right?" Xiao Feng chimed in.

"Mm-hmm," Lei Jianhua’s friend took two steps back, not wanting others to catch a whiff of any odd smell on him.

You and Xiao Feng exchanged a look, both breaking into laughter.

Taking out two Thousand Paper Cranes from your jacket, you handed them to Lei Jianhua with a smile, "I’m the president of the Jiang University Paranormal Detective Agency. Take these two Thousand Paper Cranes with you. Carry them around, and those dirty things won’t come after you anymore."

Lei Jianhua and his friend accepted them, placing them carefully in their pockets.

Lei Jianhua looked at you and asked, "Senior, can I join the Paranormal Detective Agency next year?"

You arched an eyebrow and said with a laugh, "When you enter Jiang University next year, come and try out for the Paranormal Detective Agency, but don’t cry out in fear."

"I-I think I’ll pass. I’m more interested in the beauties of Zhijiang Academy."

You were about to speak when Xiao Feng’s cell phone rang from his pocket.

Xiao Feng picked up the phone: "Hello, Glasses, why are you calling me this late?"

Xiao Feng’s initially relaxed expression froze, and he looked at you with a serious face: "Something happened at Wang Xiaohan’s house!"

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