I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 328: This Little White Face is Asking for a Beating_1

Chapter 328: Chapter 328: This Little White Face is Asking for a Beating_1

Grandmother smiled and patted Wu Qiyi’s head. "As for the other half, of course, I hope you and Little Yun Yun can get married soon and give me a great-grandchild."

Wu Qiyi shyly lowered her head, coquettishly snuggling into Grandmother’s embrace.

"Holy crap, the goddess is being coquettish? This is really something I haven’t seen before."

"It’s over, it’s all over now; this is a big problem." Suddenly, you extended your arm and executed a "Dragon Head Button" on Xiao Feng, clamping his neck and dragging him to one side.

"I’m dying, I’m gonna die!" Xiao Feng urgently begged for mercy.

You were far from willing to let go; if it wasn’t for him being your brother, you might have already resorted to fists and feet.

"Damn it, you, better than anyone, know how Mother En is. Now look what you’ve done. You let Mother En meet Er Ya first, how am I supposed to take Zhao’er to meet her now?"

"Aw, what does it matter, man? If it comes to it, just bring both at the same time," Xiao Feng’s face was full of sleazy excitement. "The fortune of having two wives, huh, just thinking about it is so thrilling, so exciting, and so awesome!"

"Awesome my ass!"

Just as you were horsing around, pinching Xiao Feng’s neck, another Benz motorhome came from not far away, stopping behind Xiao Feng’s vehicle.

"Stop!"

A sharp shout came from inside the car, and at the same time, the car door opened as well.

You and Xiao Feng, still in your strangling and being-strangled poses, turned to look at the motorhome.

A white-haired old lady dressed in Chanel, looking every bit the Queen of England, stepped out from the vehicle, followed by a handsome man with a faint smile on his face and a Taoist with a goatee. Finally, there was Xi Yu, whom you recognized.

Elbowing you in the gut, Xiao Feng whispered in Minnan dialect, "Hey, don’t you think that ’Little White Face’ looks like he’s asking for a beating?"

"Yeah, definitely asking for it. Don’t know why, but just looking at that punk makes my hands itch," you responded.

"Me too. I feel like I’d only be satisfied after giving him a good thrashing," Xiao Feng turned to you and suggested. "How about we surprise him with a sneak attack when no one’s looking?"

"Good idea."

While you were conversing in whispers in Minnan dialect, Grandmother, oh no, Grandmother Wu Qiyu finally addressed you, "Which one of you is Li Muyun?"

You and Xiao Feng looked at each other and then relaxed your grips. Before you could speak, Xiao Feng cheekily said to Grandmother Wu Qiyu, "Old lady, what do you want with Li Muyun? Is it a vendetta, a vendetta, or perhaps a vendetta?"

Grandmother Wu Qiyu glared fiercely, "You’re Li Muyun?"

"Not me," Xiao Feng quickly waved his hands and pointed at you, "There, he is. Doesn’t this idiot look like he deserves to be beaten? So, go ahead, don’t be shy, give him a good thrashing."

You just rolled your eyes, speechless at the antics of your silly brother.

As for Xiao Feng, he wore an air of detached nonchalance and sauntered past Grandmother Wu Qiyu and her entourage.

"So you’re the bastard of the Li family!"

Grandmother Wu Qiyu’s rebuke naturally drew the attention of many people nearby, and the smile on your face simultaneously turned cold. Your eyes narrowed, and a strong intent to kill radiated from you!

"How dare you be so impudent towards the old lady!"

The Young Marshall, who had been standing aside, seized the opportunity to step forward. It was then that you noticed his hands glowing with a silent thunder. Although the thunder made no sound, it unmistakably exuded a tumultuous aura of destruction!

You never expected that this seemingly harmless little white face would actually be a master!

"Hey, who bumped into me!" At this moment, Xiao Feng, who happened to be standing behind the Young Marshall, suddenly lost his balance and pushed the Young Marshall hard from behind!

Caught off guard, the Young Marshall took two steps forward.

You suddenly bent down and moved forward, and as you looked up, the Sen Luo Double Magic Seal suddenly appeared in your pupils!

In that instant, including Xi Yu, all four people in Grandmother Wu Qiyu’s party were afflicted!

"Ghost Art!"

The Young Marshall bellowed, throwing a fierce punch at you, its momentum as ferocious as lightning!

However, just when the Young Marshall thought his punch would surely hit your face and electrically char your skin, your figure disappeared from his sight, and in the blink of an eye, he felt a severe pain in his abdomen!

In reality, your figure had only shifted slightly, it was the Young Marshall who was already under the influence of the Sen Luo Eye and suffered from an illusion.

Before the Young Marshall could throw another punch, you stepped back twice. At that time, the Taoist named Liang noticed that an orange talisman was now stuck to the Young Marshall’s abdomen and he hastened to call out, "Young Marshall, be careful, that’s the Five Elements Thunder Curse!"

The Young Marshall hurriedly reached to remove the talisman, but only got halfway when you snapped your fingers: "Drilling Heart Thunder."

There was no booming thunder, no blinding light, only the Young Marshall’s expression of extreme pain and his contorted body.

Drilling Heart Thunder, as the name suggests, is an internal Thunder Curse that can cause every cell in one’s body to be instantly entwined with thunder and lightning, following which the pain drills towards the heart from the limbs, inflicting excruciating agony!

"Jing Hua!" Seeing the Taoist named Liang supporting the now spasming Young Marshall, Grandmother Wu Qiyu’s aura dramatically increased, and in that moment, you had the illusion that the person standing in front of you was not an elderly lady with white hair but rather a towering wave that was rising sky-high, at least several dozen meters tall!

"Grandmother!"

Feeling the surge in her grandmother’s aura, Wu Qiyi hurriedly called out and rushed in front of you, shielding you behind her.

"Little Yun, step aside!"

Grandmother Wu Qiyi saw her granddaughter rush forward and her brows immediately knitted together.

"Grandmother, what are you doing? Yun is my friend, I won’t let you hurt him."

Seeing Wu Qiyi’s resolute demeanor, the resentment in Grandmother Wu Qiyi’s heart deepened.

At that moment, the Taoist named Liang hurriedly spoke out, "Elder Madam, the young lady is deeply afflicted by the spell, she must be treated immediately!"

As he spoke, the Taoist named Liang suddenly reached into his robes, and just as he was about to grab the magic artifact inside, a voice that sounded like a tolling bell suddenly rang in all your ears!

"Shangguan Wenxiu, after more than thirty years, how come you haven’t made any progress, just like before?"

Upon hearing this voice, Grandmother Wu Qiyi, otherwise known as Shangguan Wenxiu, stumbled backward two steps, and the tiles under her feet actually cracked!

Shangguan Wenxiu, also known as Grandmother Wu Qiyi, suddenly looked up to see Mother En slowly walking towards you.

"You... Chu... how did you come to Yuhang!"

Shangguan Wenxiu looked at your Mother En, her face a mix of shock and a myriad of emotions: hatred, pain, memories, and countless complex thoughts that shone from her wide-open eyes.

Mother En’s face wore a faint smile, standing casually beside you, she chuckled, "Of course, I came to see my lovely grandchild."