I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 319 Mountain Demon Causes Trouble_1

Chapter 319: Chapter 319 Mountain Demon Causes Trouble_1

Deng Ping was the first, like the others, his belly had been split open, and was cleaned thoroughly, a small pomelo was in his mouth, and on his head, he wore a ring woven out of pomelo leaves; on his back, a large character for ’fortune’ was drawn using blood!

What made you feel incredibly ironic was that this familiar scene was the masterpiece Deng Ping had crafted for that pig during the day!

As for the other three, they were the young models Deng Ping had taken out for a field endeavor, and they were also unfortunate, having suffered a misfortune for no apparent reason along with Deng Ping.

"Come, come, my friends, please start with a bowl of tea that I have specially prepared for you."

At that moment, two pigs, just like the Pig Groom, capable of walking on two legs and wearing loose clothing, approached with a wooden tray, each holding five porcelain bowls; in those bowls was a red liquid.

"What is this?"

Zong Wangyue glanced at the porcelain bowls and found that the substance looked somewhat viscous, and a layer of brown film had congealed on the surface, making it somewhat nauseating to look at.

Qi Gaojie was bolder and came closer to sniff: "Ew! This stuff stinks, and it’s full of a bloody smell!"

"Of course the smell of blood is strong, because this is the blood of your humans."

The Pig Groom stretched its pig mouth into a smile, appearing very happy: "Come on, taste the blood of you humans. This stuff is much tastier than our pig’s blood, fragrant and sweet."

With that, the Pig Groom itself took a bowl with its oposable hooves from the wooden basin, tilted it towards its pig mouth, and because the pig’s mouth was quite long and open at the sides, a good amount of blood spilled out. The thick blood immediately stained the teeth on the pig’s lower jaw, and as the Pig Groom began to speak, the sight was exceedingly frightening.

"What’s wrong, human blood doesn’t suit your palate? Let’s try something else."

With that, a few more pigs approached with wooden trays in their hands—on the trays were many dishes, among which were some dishes that looked rather nice.

"Come on, let me introduce you."

The Pig Groom pointed to a dish, which had a thick soup and a few leaves of greens; in the center were two white spheres: "This is ’Twin Dragons Spit Pearls’."

"Little Jin, don’t you think these look like these two?"

Zong Wangyue compared his own eyes with his two fingers, turning to ask Jin Qi who was beside him.

Jin Qi had already closed his eyes.

The Pig Groom then pointed to another dish nearby, where something resembling intestines was placed, and said with a laugh: "This is my favorite, and also a favorite dish of you humans to accompany drinks, called ’Nine Turns Intestines’. Only, these are your human intestines."

"Ugh!"

Wu Chao quickly turned around and started vomiting at the side.

"Hey, why are you vomiting? It’s delicious," the Pig Groom said, picking up the dish and pouring the entire contents into its mouth, "It’s really tasty, won’t you have a few bites?"

"You kill people for no reason, aren’t you afraid of divine retribution?" That Deng Ping might not have been a good person, but he was Wu Chao’s friend; seeing his friend in such a state, Wu Chao immediately cried out in grief and anger.

"Divine retribution? Why should we be retributed? Just because I ate you people?" The Pig Groom sneered coldly, the sight of such an expression on a pig’s face was truly hair-raising.

With a wave of the Pig Groom’s hand, the pigs around immediately swarmed in, enclosing all of you within.

"Why can you humans eat us, yet we cannot eat humans?"

To tell the truth, it was difficult to answer this question, and Xian Qianling, whose sense of justice was bursting, found himself at a loss for words for a moment.

"Actually, eating and being eaten is just a reversal in the food chain. As you said, pigs eating humans isn’t really a big deal, since the law of the survival of the fittest is a natural rule."

As soon as you spoke up, the Pig Groom’s face broke into a huge grin, "I like what you’re saying. Rest assured, I will definitely use the best method to cook you later."

"However, most of the dishes at our daytime banquets consist mainly of chicken, duck, fish, and pork, and even though we also have some mountain delicacies, it seems like your Mountain Demon’s meat isn’t among them, right?"

"Hmm?"

At these words, the Pig Groom stepped back in surprise, and a hint of astonishment flickered through his previously arrogant and bold eyes, "How... how did you figure that out?"

With a slight smile, you tapped the tip of your nose gently, "Eyes may not see clearly, but can’t the nose smell? Pigs have a distinctive odor, which, compared to you dead monkeys, seems a bit more pleasant to smell."

At this remark, the surrounding pigs further tightened their encirclement, and some even raised their weapons like knives, spears, clubs, and staffs.

Following this, their images in your eyes slowly changed, transforming into a kind of very tall monkeys. They were all about the same height as Zong Wangyue, reaching around one meter sixty, and the Pig Groom was even taller, tall enough to stand shoulder to shoulder with you!

They differed from normal monkeys not only in height but also greatly in appearance, especially their faces. Their faces were as frightful as those of Evil Ghosts, and they also grew long, sharp Tusks, making them look exceedingly fierce.

"Now that your identity has been exposed, are you ready to get rough?"

With a laugh, you waved your hand, and instantly, about a dozen Cinnabar Talismans flew from your sleeve, precisely sticking to the foreheads of each Mountain Demon.

"The Taoist’s talismans!"

The instant the Cinnabar Talismans adhered to their foreheads, the Mountain Demons hurriedly backed away, but they soon realized that the Talisman Papers did not harm them at all, so they crowded around once again.

The tallest Mountain Demon plucked the Talisman Paper from its forehead and taunted, "Kid, you think you can scare us away with these useless talismans?"

"Useless, is that so?"

As you spoke, you snapped your fingers with a "snap!"

In the darkness, the talismans on the foreheads of the Mountain Demons suddenly flashed blindingly, and then the light turned into Thunder and Lightning, swiftly entwining around the bodies of the Mountain Demons. They trembled all over, smoked, and finally collapsed to the ground, foaming at the mouth.

The Mountain Demon that was holding the Talisman Paper had a clearly better physique than the usual ones; its right hand, which was holding the Talisman Paper, had turned burnt black from the electricity, yet it still stood upright. Its eyes were filled with even more ferocity than before, as well as a burning rage of hatred.

"I’ll kill you!"

The Mountain Demon sprang towards you at an astonishing speed, and as soon as its voice s