I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 301: Little Man_1

Chapter 301: Chapter 301: Little Man_1

"Wait a moment!"

Seeing Xian Qianling hurriedly rushing out of the bedroom, you called out to her anxiously.

"What’s the matter?" Xian Qianling turned her head to look at you.

You rubbed your head, which was starting to ache, and sighed, "Forget it, I’ll go with you!"

Xian Qianling, the fierce tigress, suddenly smiled like a cat and looked at you with much softer eyes.

"Don’t look at me like that, brother doesn’t swing that way."

You were putting on your coat while walking out, but as soon as you reached the bedroom door, you saw Xian Qianling lift her alluring long leg and stomp heavily on your foot with her slender high heel!

Hiss—

"Ah!!"

In pain, you grabbed your left foot with both hands and punched the wall several times, then turned furiously to the crazy woman and yelled, "Are you trying to murder someone!"

You absolutely believed that if Xian Qianling had stepped on someone else, their foot bones would have been crushed!

This woman was too ruthless!

And yet, the crazy woman acted as if nothing had happened, her face expressionless as she looked at you, "Let’s go."

Damn it, I’m a grown man, I won’t stoop to arguing with this crazy woman.

By now, many people were up, and as you were going downstairs, two well-built male students blocked the staircase, grinning and saying, "Hey, since when did we get such a gorgeous girl at our school?"

"Hey beautiful, my name is..."

"Get lost!" Xian Qianling was about to explode in anger, but you stepped forward, grabbed Xian Qianling, and glared fiercely at the two guys!

The Sen Luo Curse Mark spun swiftly, the two guys suddenly froze for three seconds, and after three seconds, the two muscular men embraced and started kissing each other in public!

Oh boy, the scene was as heated as a pair of lovesick fools with burning passion; soon, they were kissing and stripping their clothes...

"Let’s go."

You pulled a stunned Xian Qianling, who was standing by watching in shock, and went downstairs with her.

Just after you left the building, a student’s exclamation came from upstairs, "Holy moly, there’s people hooking up at the staircase early in the morning!"

"Where, where!"

"Damn, they’re wrestling in the cold at the staircase! Record this, they’re guaranteed to hit the Tencent headlines tomorrow!"

You and Xian Qianling quickly walked out of the dormitory building. Once downstairs, you let go of her hand, but Xian Qianling walked up beside you, a mix of confusion and surprise on her face as she asked, "What, what did you do to them?"

"Nothing much, I was just in a bad mood, and they were in the way."

In reality, this was a protest against Xian Qianling, just a way to deal with those two annoying guys incidentally.

Seeing Xian Qianling staring at you with a scrutinizing gaze, you couldn’t help but narrow your eyes and say, "Captain Xian, if you keep staring at me like that, believe it or not, I’ll make it so that you only like women?"

Little did you know, your threat didn’t work on Xian Qianling; the crazy woman immediately laughed and said, "Sure, I’d definitely be the first to pursue Zhao’er then, heh heh, I suddenly really want to taste what it’s like to have Zhao’er pinned beneath me."

Your mouth twitched slightly and you continued coldly, "Although Hu Zhiyuan usually deserves a beating, he’s not bad looking. How about I make you fall head over heels for him, so you don’t... mmph!"

You only got halfway through your sentence when Xian Qianling pulled out a Type 92 handgun from her pocket, pushing the cold, dark barrel against your lips.

"Keep spouting nonsense and see if I don’t feed you some bullets!"

Watching Xian Qianling’s cool, detached expression, you don’t know why but a strange thought suddenly appeared in your mind, and you acted on it immediately.

With the Type 92 handgun’s barrel only two centimeters from your lips, under Xian Qianling’s watchful eye, you slowly stuck out your tongue between your teeth, first flicking the barrel gently with the tip of your tongue, then ventured further, licking the barrel once and casting a very provocative look in Xian Qianling’s direction.

"Yuck—"

Xian Qianling hastily put away the handgun, looking at you with a disgusted expression, "I didn’t expect you to be such a pervert."

"Brother Zhang has even weirder moves you haven’t seen yet."

Seeing that you had successfully forced Xian Qianling to back down, you got into her car with a grin.

This was the first time you beat Xian Qianling in the many times you’ve competed.

Sitting in the passenger seat, you clenched your fist and thought, YES!

Xian Qianling turned to glance at you, her eyes swirling, the corners of her mouth tilted upwards at a thirty-degree angle, a silent laugh on her lips.

You gave her a sidelong look and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"Of course, at you."

"Laughing at me for what?"

Instead of answering directly, Xian Qianling let out three words with her seductive, crimson lips: "Little man."

"Boom!"

Before you could speak, Xian Qianling floored the gas pedal. You, who hadn’t had time to fasten your seatbelt yet, suddenly leaned back as the Warrior SUV charged forward. The roaring engine startled passersby into turning their heads.

Already accustomed to this crazy woman’s driving style, you didn’t bother saying anything else and just buckled your seatbelt.

A trip that took the average person half an hour, Xian Qianling completed in about ten minutes.

The car stopped in a residential area, and the police had already sealed off the building below. Everyone entering and leaving had to go through a strict screening process.

Sun Mingyu was questioning a resident with a notebook in hand when he saw Xian Qianling get out of the car. He said a few words to the resident, then quickly walked toward Xian Qianling.

"Captain."

"Did you get the information on the people I asked you to investigate?"

Sun Mingyu nodded, "The information has been collected, Brother Zhang is at their company questioning everyone."

Upon hearing this, Xian Qianling immediately changed her expression and angrily said, "Foolish! I made it very clear that you were just to investigate covertly. Who told Zhang Zifeng to go question them directly?"

Alerting the suspect was the most taboo thing in an investigation.

"I... I couldn’t stop Brother Zhang; he said he wanted to give you a surprise."

"Surprise my ass, more like a scare!" Xian Qianling promptly grabbed her phone and called Zhang Zifeng.

The moment the call connected, Xian Qianling asked with an icy voice, "Zhang Zifeng, where are you?"

"Captain, I’m at..."

"Listen, get up without causing a commotion, then find a quiet place to take this call."

Zhang Zifeng hesitated for a second but then said, "Okay, sure."

At that moment, Zhang Zifeng was questioning the manager of an insurance company. He said a few words to the manager before standing up and walking out to the office’s corridor. He glanced around, saw no one nearby, and spoke into the phone, "Captain, is there another case?"

"Zhang Zifeng, who told you to take it upon yourself to question the insurance company?"

Realizing that Xian Qianling had called to reprimand him, Zhang Zifeng couldn’t help but grimace, "I, I was just trying to wrap this case up quickly, with the New Year around the corner..."

"Cut the crap!" Xian Qianling snapped, "Get back here right now!"

"Oh."

"And afterwards, write a two-thousand-word self-criticism report for me!" Xian Qianling hung up the phone in a huff.

"Sigh, no good deed goes unpunished," Zhang Zifeng sighed deeply. He informed the manager in his office and then left with another colleague.

No sooner had Zhang Zifeng left than a shadow emerged from the corner of the corridor where he had been on the phone with Xian Qianling. The figure faced the wall, holding a phone in the right hand and clutching a business card in the left. There were three big characters on the business card: Zhang Zifeng.

"Hmph, you lackeys that abet villains, you deserve to die!"

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