I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 30 A Real Strong Taste_1

Chapter 30: Chapter 30 A Real Strong Taste_1

"No way!" You stretched out five fingers and smeared a bear face on Xiao Feng, "Can you be serious for once, kid? Don’t let others look down on you."

But this guy was still persistent, "What about aunts and young ladies? I can accept anyone under forty."

"Good grief, you really have a heavy taste."

Lin Panxia showed a look of disgust, then took Zhao’er’s little hand and followed Wu Qiyao into the store.

As the three women entered the store, Xiao Feng hooked his arm around your neck and whispered, "Hey, bro, where did you abduct such a fairy-like girl from? Just one glance at her is unforgettable for a lifetime."

You scratched your head, feeling somewhat conflicted.

To be honest, you’ve never kept anything from Xiao Feng since you were kids. You two practically grew up in the same pair of open-crotch pants, to put it crudely, he knows which way your toes point, and you know how many curly hairs are in his nostrils.

But you didn’t want to reveal Zhao’er’s identity to anyone, as it was a taboo for all normal people.

Seeing your troubled expression, Xiao Feng suddenly elbowed you and cursed with a laugh, "Damn, this is the first time I’ve seen you make that face. Forget it, I won’t ask."

He paused, then sighed softly as he looked at Wu Qiyao’s retreating figure, "It’s just a pity, sigh."

"What’s up? You’re always so cryptic."

"Hmph, you’re allowed to have secrets, can’t I? Let’s go, as a gentleman, how can I keep a beauty waiting?"

After introducing Xiao Feng to the three women, the five of you ate something in the store and started to get to know each other.

Throughout, Xiao Feng was lavishing attention on the three women, especially Lin Panxia. The two quickly became familiar with each other, speaking without any filters, as if they were old friends who had known each other for years.

You knew Xiao Feng’s preferences well; the guy had a bit of an Oedipus complex, a heavy taste, and liked mature women, but not too old.

So, a loli-type girl like Lin Panxia wasn’t his type. Because of your close relationship, you quickly understood Xiao Feng’s intention; he was treating Lin Panxia like his own sister.

Xiao Feng had a sister named Xiao Yu.

However, Xiao Yu died of illness at the age of five, which was the only pain in his heart. Honestly, Lin Panxia did resemble Xiao Yu somewhat, at least when they smiled, both had sweet and adorable dimples.

Xian Qianling’s car was very spacious, with Zhao’er still sitting in the passenger seat, while Xiao Feng and Wu Qiyao sat in the back, chattering like sparrows all the way.

"Hey, hey, Xiaxia, let me tell you, you have to be careful with Mu Yun, this guy has no filter, lolis, mature ladies, even ********, he won’t let any of them go. You don’t know, his E drive is full of..."

"Xiao Baldy, shut your damn mouth!"

Hearing Xiao Feng about to spill your secrets again, you immediately yelled at him through the rearview mirror while driving.

"Muahaha, who knows you better than I do?" Xiao Feng then started bragging to Lin Panxia, "Xiaxia, I know this guy too well. I know the last time he wet the bed, his first wet dream, and even whose name he calls out in his sleep."

Lin Panxia’s interest was piqued, and she quickly asked, "Bro, tell me, whose name does he call out in his dreams?"

"Xiao! Feng! That’s enough, I’m about to lose my temper."

Seeing you get serious, Xiao Feng laughed it off and changed the subject.

Following Xiao Feng’s directions, you entered a large car dealership.

The variety and brands of cars were quite complete, but you were a bit puzzled, so you pulled Xiao Feng aside and asked, "Hey, why don’t you go to a 4S shop to buy a car? Aren’t the cars here second-hand?"

Xiao Feng looked at you as if you were an idiot for three seconds, then rolled his eyes and said, "I’m telling you, little Yunyun, you’re a man with a goddess now, not a poor loser anymore. How can you be so out of touch with social dynamics? What kind of place is a 4S shop? They have a professional index behind them."

"What index?"

"They specialize in ripping off tycoons and idiots for two hundred years!" Xiao Feng pointed to his eyes and continued in a knowing tone, "Who says there are no second-hand goods in 4S shops? Let me tell you, nowadays, no matter what you buy, even a bottle of mineral water from a street stall, you need to use this. Come on, brother, let me broaden your horizons."

Seeing this fool start his act, you couldn’t help but shake your head and laugh as you walked towards Zhao’er and the other two women.

Not to mention Zhao’er, just Wu Qiyao and Lin Panxia alone attracted the attention of the staff and customers in the store, with several pot-bellied middle-aged men staring at Zhao’er without blinking.

"Hello, what kind of car are you looking for?" A saleswoman in a uniform with a sweet smile approached.

Xiao Feng smiled and said, "Beauty, I’m not familiar with this place, can you give me an introduction?"

"So, what’s your budget, sir?"

"Between two hundred thousand and five hundred thousand."

The saleswoman’s eyes lit up at the price range, as there were many cars in that bracket.

Her smile remained sweet as she gestured for you to follow her to the display area, "This way, please. We’re currently in the Yamato section, with main brands like Toyota..."

"Pass! I’m not interested in these toy cars that break upon impact."

"Then please come this way, this is the Goryeo section, with main brands like Hyundai, Kia..."

"I’m even less interested in stuff made by those guys. Everyone knows their products are all show and no substance, no matter how much they boast, they burst at the slightest prick."

The saleswoman smiled and then led you to the so-called high-end brand section.

"Here we have the high-end imported brands, including Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Audi, Volkswagen, Fiat, Volvo..."

She first took you to the Audi section and directly to a Q3, saying with a smile, "This Q3 is the latest model, with high-end interior and fully equipped hardware, and it also has..."

Xiao Feng smirked and asked the saleswoman, "All these things you mentioned are in the manual. Can I ask a question that’s not in the manual?"

The saleswoman was slightly taken aback but nodded, "Of course, please go ahead."

"How’s the shock absorption on this Q3?"

The saleswoman answered with a professional demeanor, "This Q3 uses a front MacPherson and rear multi-link independent suspension..."

"It’s made of iron, right?"

"Ah?" The saleswoman was stunned.

"Is this so-called MacPherson suspension made of iron or aluminum?"

"That..."

Xiao Feng suddenly laughed, a rather sly laugh, "Then let me tell you, this MacPherson suspension is used by many cars, even vans, and an iron one can be bought on the market for 600 yuan."

"Sorry, that question is too technical for me to answer."

At that moment, Wu Qiyao suddenly spoke up, "Let’s not trouble her, it’s just her job. You must have had your eye on a model before coming here, just go buy it."

"Alright then."

In front of Wu Qiyao, Xiao Feng didn’t dare to act up, after all, her presence was there, and you always felt that there was something between these two that was being kept from you.

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