I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 298: What Kind of Woman is This_1

Chapter 298: Chapter 298: What Kind of Woman is This_1

"These two people, really, won’t let anyone have peace early in the morning." Wei Shuxian yawned and said to you, "Now it’s just the two of us single dogs left."

Before you could say anything, Wei Shuxian’s phone also fucking rang: "Ooh, the first time I, taking your hands, don’t know where to look with my eyes..."

Wei Shuxian picked up his phone with a puzzled face, but when he saw that the call was from Wang Xiaohan, he froze for at least three seconds. Then he pressed the answer button vigorously and said with a slightly trembling voice, "Uh... hello? Yeah, yeah, I’m free... okay, okay, I’ll be right there."

The moment he hung up the phone, Wei Shuxian threw off the covers. He, who habitually slept shirtless, was now bare-chested as he hummed an Italian opera, beginning to dress and tidy himself up.

The whole process took seven minutes and sixteen seconds, damn it, without repeating a single line — even after he left, that bird-like humming was still echoing in your head.

Three scumbags!

You cursed under your breath, and seeing that all three of them had finally left, you finally lay down comfortably and peacefully.

Yeah, lying on your back isn’t too comfortable; better to sleep on your side.

Hisss—

Whew—

After the three roommates left, you felt the air was much fresher. Sleeping in on a morning felt so good.

"Today, the old wolf is treating to chicken, ah ah ah, I’m calling, you dare not answer? Na na na..."

Dammit!

Just when you thought life couldn’t get any better, a mobile phone ring you really didn’t want to hear came through. It was the ringtone you had specifically set for Xian Qianling.

Damn it to hell!

Forget it, just pretend to be sound asleep and not hear it.

You comforted yourself and grabbed the blanket to cover your head.

But the ringtone stopped and started, rang and paused, going back and forth three times!

Three strikes, and Xian Qianling’s harassment finally ended.

Whew—

You sighed deeply, just about to close your eyes and fall asleep, when you heard a loud noise from outside the door!

"Bang!"

"Who is it?" you shouted impatiently.

And in answer was the continuous knocking on the door, the frequency of which made it seem as if they were about to start a world war outside.

"Damn it, it has to be Yang Kai forgetting his wallet again."

You felt a bit depressed as you threw off the blanket. Although it was winter, ever since you heard what Wei Shuxian said, and slept bare-chested in just your boxer shorts, you discovered that sleeping this way in winter was especially comfortable, so you adopted it as well.

As you walked bare-bodied to the door, cursing as you went, you started to say, "Little Kai, you wimp, did you forget..."

"Bang!"

Halfway through the sentence, you almost reflexively slammed the door shut!

Good heavens, standing outside was the crazy woman, Xian Qianling!

"Li Muyun, open the door!"

Xian Qianling said coldly from outside.

"That, uh, this is a boys’ dormitory, Captain Xian, aren’t you afraid something might happen coming to the boys’ dorm as a girl?"

"Hmph, you’re afraid something will happen to me? Since you’re afraid, then let me in."

"Having a single man and woman together in a room like this—it’s not good, not good." You press against the door with your back, your mind racing as you ponder the reason for Xian Qianling’s visit, "So, Captain Xian, what brings you looking for me so early in the morning?"

"Open the door, I’ll explain after you open it."

"I’m undressed."

"I’ve seen your bare ass before, cut the crap and open the door!" With that, Xian Qianling kicked the dormitory door harshly, "Don’t make me kick it down, you believe I will?"

"Hey, this is our school dormitory, not your house!"

"I’m a criminal investigator, I suspect your dormitory is hiding contraband, open the door for an inspection!" Saying this, Xian Qianling kicked the door again.

You knew Xian Qianling’s character all too well and with a long sigh of dismay, you had no choice but to depressingly open the door for her.

Xian Qianling walked in with a smirk, striding confidently. After entering the dormitory, she didn’t forget to use her foot to close the door behind her.

You quickly climbed onto the bed and asked Xian Qianling, who stood below, "Captain Xian, if you’re going to search, make it quick. Don’t disturb my sleep."

"I suspect you’ve hidden contraband in your bed. Get down and let me go up for a thorough check." As she spoke, Xian Qianling stepped onto the stairs, her jade hand grabbing your blanket and flinging it open abruptly!

"Jesus Christ! Don’t I have any human rights? I’m going to complain about your violent law enforcement!" You immediately curled up in the corner, looking at the smug Xian Qianling with a face filled with sorrow and anger.

Well, there was Xian Qianling, climbing up, parking her perfectly curved bottom on your bed, her face full of arrogance as she said, "The criminal police force is inherently a violent institution. Do you expect us to catch thieves with charm or something?"

Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, Hongjun Taoist Ancestor, Jesus Christ, Virgin Mary, Superman, Men in Black, Minions—is there no one who can subdue her?

She had quickly glanced at your clothes by the bed, casually grabbed some and threw them at you, saying with a laugh, "Get dressed and come with me."

"No thanks, not interested." Your rebellious streak flared up right then and there.

You’ve got to be kidding!

If you complied now, who knew what more insane things this crazy woman would do to you in the future.

Saying this, you grabbed the flipped blanket from Xian Qianling, planning to return to sleep.

But how could Xian Qianling allow you to lie back down? She forcibly snatched the blanket away again.

"What kind of woman are you, even stealing my blanket!"

"When I say I’ll do something, I do it!"

Seeing Xian Qianling act so barbarically, your anger surged as well, and the force of your tugging at each other gradually increased.

"Screw it! Can’t I just not want it?!"

When the deadlock couldn’t be broken, you suddenly let go. Xian Qianling hadn’t expected you to release your grip, and as she was pulling back with force, she suddenly lost her balance and toppled backwards.

"Danger!"

Without a moment to think, you lunged forward, extending your right hand to hook around Xian Qianling’s slender waist and yanked her in close.

Due to the excessive force, both of you tumbled onto the bed together.

You had just laid down, getting ready to get up, when you noticed Xian Qianling’s gorgeous face getting larger in your field of vision. Suddenly, her entire body pressed down onto you—bodies colliding, overlapping. Even more significant was that, caught off guard, your lips slammed into hers at that moment!

This...

What is this feeling?

The instant your lips touched, your brain went blank. The only thing that remained was the softness, elasticity, and gentle sensation of Xian Qianling’s thin lips.

Warm and heated against your firm lips, and then, you were at a loss for words to describe the sensation.

Not knowing how long it was, perhaps a few seconds, perhaps a minute or two, maybe even longer.

In any case, it was Xian Qianling who pushed herself up with her arms, slowly sitting up, turning her head away, and with deliberate slowness got off the bed.

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