I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 295 Try to Choose Someone with a Good Figure_1

Chapter 295: Chapter 295 Try to Choose Someone with a Good Figure_1

Yang Kai stood still, scratching his head in confusion as he watched Nie Ying walk away briskly.

You sighed lightly and, at the same time, kicked Yang Kai’s butt, laughing and cursing, "Damn it, has your usual cunning been gnawed away by a dog? Why aren’t you chasing after her?"

"Oh, right!" Yang Kai hastily chased after Nie Ying while turning back to you with a sly smile and a wave of his hand.

As the two went the distance, you, about to leave, suddenly heard a man’s voice beside you, "Huh? Why am I here?"

The man who had been possessed by an evil spirit was now coming to his senses. He looked up at you with surprise but didn’t speak. Rising to his feet, he shrank away and walked off in a different direction.

You watched the man go, sighing softly to yourself.

From his appearance, he looked to be around thirty years old, dressed in a dark down jacket.

His hair was disheveled, his expression sleazy, his mind filled with filth; as he walked, he mumbled to himself. If someone passed by him on the street, they would avoid him immediately, especially women, who would cast contemptuous glances or even gesture at him with disdain.

The ease with which he had been possessed and manipulated by the evil spirit was mainly due to his character. People with an unstable nature and minds full of lascivious thoughts are the easiest targets for evil spirits to invade and control, ultimately leading to their ruin.

You followed the man for a short distance before turning the corner into a pedestrian street.

Opening the car door, you saw Zong Wangyue holding an apple, his face betraying deep thought and indecision.

"Zongzi, what are you up to?"

Zong Wangyue looked at you with a troubled expression, "Those three chicks called me just now. I’m worried about which one to give the apple to."

"Give an apple? How much is an apple worth? Don’t just give one, send each of them a pound," you said.

However, Zong Wangyue raised an eyebrow at you and chuckled mischievously, "Boss, you don’t know, do you?"

"Know what?"

"It’s a code."

"A code?"

"Yeah. Eating apples on Christmas Eve, that custom only happens in China."

"Right, it’s a gimmick thought up by the businesses. The Chinese like to follow the crowd; over time, it became a habit."

Zong Wangyue continued to laugh, "Boss is truly a pure-hearted young man."

Zong Wangyue raised an eyebrow again, asking with a grin, "Boss, you’re still a virgin, aren’t you?"

"Cough, what’s that got to do with you?" You hit the start button, and the car slowly drove towards the school.

"Heh heh, Boss, you don’t know. Girls want apples on Christmas Eve for more than just eating."

"Then what are they using them for?"

Although you knew Zong Wangyue was about to tell a dirty joke, a part of you still anticipated the story.

"Boss, what’s the English name for an apple?"

"Apple, ever since the iPhone, not many in China don’t know the English name for an apple, right?"

"Heh heh, then this ’apple,’ translated into Chinese, what is it?"

"Ah? Translated into Chinese? Ah... open?"

Zong Wangyue suddenly laughed, his smirk growing even sleazier.

"Damn it, if you don’t speak up now, believe it or not, I’ll make you sleep with a sow in the pigpen tonight?"

Zong Wangyue covered his mouth, seeing you getting somewhat annoyed, before finally speaking, "In Chinese, that would be ’Open Gate’!"

"What?"

Heh heh, "I just thought of it while I was bored. How about it, pretty accurate, right? Now, those girls who have gotten the apple are probably already ’Open Gate’."

Shaking your head with a wry smile, you said to Zong Wangyue, "You, you’re just a well!"

"Huh?" Now it was Zong Wangyue’s turn to be confused, "Well? What well? The mother-daughter well?"

"Well! I’m talking about you, always playing the fool, and there’s room to add more in the middle!"

Zong Wangyue was stunned, but after realizing what you meant, he gave you a thumbs up.

"Alright, enough joking around. If you’re not free right now, you can get off here and grab a cab to find a girl who’d put up with your ’cannoning’, while I call Jin Qi and Ji Ji man for help."

"Help with what? Boss, you’ve got a new trick up your sleeve?" Zong Wangyue’s eyes lit up the moment he heard you had a new plan in mind; the thrill of an adventure with you was far more tempting to him than any busty beauty.

"We’re heading to a store to buy some things to offer to the Ghost, are you coming or not?"

"Going, of course I’m going." Zong Wangyue nodded immediately.

Your words made Zong Wangyue seem somewhat strange — these days, it was rare to find young people who could restrain their base desires.

Then, Zong Wangyue added, "Hey, Boss, I know a store, the lady boss there is smokin’ hot, let’s buy from her place."

You rolled your eyes.

In the end, you were no match for Zong Wangyue’s persuasive tongue and parked the car in front of a ritual supplies store near the school.

"Is the lady boss here?"

Before the car could even come to a complete stop, Zong Wangyue had hopped out and shouted into the store.

You got out of the car and were just standing at the entrance when you saw someone coming out of the store — a girl both you and Zong Wangyue knew well, who usually had a cold expression on her face.

"Wang Xiaohan, what are you doing here?"

Before Wang Xiaohan could respond, a woman’s slightly magnetic voice came from inside: "Xiaohan, is it a customer wanting to buy something?"

Soon after, a woman with her hair tied up in a casual ponytail and a lovely face walked out.

"Lady boss, you’re here after all, we need to buy some stuff."

Zong Wangyue grinned and sidestepped Wang Xiaohan, making his way into the store.

"Hello, what do you need?"

Prompted by the lady boss, Zong Wangyue turned to you and asked, "Boss, what are we here to buy?"

You couldn’t help but shake your head with a laugh: "I really don’t know what’s going through your head, kid."

Wang Xiaohan had entered the store before you and said to the woman at the counter, "Sister-in-law, this gentleman is the president of our supernatural detective society."

Upon hearing Wang Xiaohan call the lady boss ’sister-in-law’, you immediately smiled at her, "Hello there."

"So, you’re the president Xiaohan always talks about, I’m so happy to meet you."

After exchanging a few pleasantries, you said to the lady boss, "Lady boss, do you have villas here?"

"Yes, we have townhouses, villas, and even some with swimming pools."

"I’ll take two villas with swimming pools, and also four maids."

The lady boss nodded and as she was about to turn away, Zong Wangyue called out to her retreating back with a smile, "Pick ones with good figures, if you can."

Wang Xiaohan moved to stand in front of Zong Wangyue, looking at him with an icy stare, "You playboy, why don’t you go to a hotel and find those busty women instead of tagging along with the president?"

"Wang Xiaohan, my fellow student, that’s not fair. We’re both members of the detective agency, what’s it to you if I’m out on business with the Boss?"

"Hmph, all slick and slippery, you can tell at a glance you’re no good." Wang Xiaohan had never really warmed up to Zong Wangyue or Yang Kai, and she was already fuming inside when she saw Zong Wangyue eyeballing her sister-in-law.

"What have I done to you?" Zong Wangyue stepped back a few paces and stood behind you, well aware of the principle that a good man doesn’t fight with a woman.

"Just don’t come into my sister-in-law’s store again, that’s all."

Zong Wangyue pulled a face, "The store is open for customers, isn’t it..."

"Keep talking nonsense, and I’ll tear your mouth apart!"