I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 275 Preparing a big dinner for you tonight_1

Chapter 275: Chapter 275 Preparing a big dinner for you tonight_1

When Yang Kai was about to hand over the fruit knife to Jin Qi, he noticed something odd, Qian Zihao suddenly stopped crying out in pain.

Yang Kai pulled open Qian Zihao’s clothes, only to find that the three stabs he had inflicted just moments earlier had already healed!

"This... Does this kid also have that terrifying healing ability like Old Shu!?"

"How is that possible, it’s only temporary."

You smiled, taking the fruit knife from Jin Qi’s hand and lightly drawing the sharp blade across Qian Zihao’s face; you cut open his cheek and as the blade moved about ten centimeters, the wound at the far end already began to heal, closing up noticeably fast to the naked eye.

Xiao Feng glanced around and realized that you had already set up an Array in the surrounding area.

However, with Xiao Feng’s knowledge, he could not fathom the Array’s effects and couldn’t help but ask, "Mu Yun, Aunt Ying didn’t teach you this Array, did she?"

You nodded and passed the fruit knife to Zong Wangyue who was already eager to try it on the side.

"Heh heh, weren’t you acting all tough just now?" Zong Wangyue mimicked your actions, drawing patterns on Qian Zihao’s face with the fruit knife.

Qian Zihao’s hands were bound by Jin Qi and Dai Zhenan, leaving him no choice but to keep begging for mercy and screaming in agony.

"Please, let me go, I won’t dare to do it again, never again!"

Liao Yong slapped Qian Zihao fiercely, the slap was so forceful you could even see a tooth flying past you.

Seeing the tooth fall to the ground, you said to Qian Zihao with a smile, "Sorry, there’s no growing back your tooth once it’s fallen out."

"I don’t need my teeth, I don’t want them! I want to leave, I want to get out of here, please, I will never come back to Yuhang again! I... I apologize, I offer a full apology!"

"If apologies worked, what would we need the police and army for!?"

Liao Yong slapped him hard again and turned to you saying, "Old Shu, I’m going to pull out these two stone nails, give this kid a good thrashing on behalf of Glasses!"

"Of course you can." You shrugged, "He’s yours now, play all you want, doesn’t matter if he breaks, his limbs can be reattached pretty quickly."

Dai Zhenan turned his head and suddenly asked, "If his head is chopped off, can it be reattached?"

"Hmm, that’s an interesting question, it hasn’t been tried out yet, maybe you should give it a shot?"

"Great! This is good!" Zong Wangyue clapped his hands in approval and turned to go inside, "Wait here, I’m going to grab a saw!"

"No! No!"

No one paid any attention to Qian Zihao’s cries of terror; seeing Zong Wangyue happily coming back with a saw, Xiao Feng couldn’t help but say to you, "You are really ruthless with this trick. If I were Qian Zihao, I’d rather stab myself to death right now than endure this endless torture."

"Really? This is just the beginning; I actually wanted to try some new methods, but it seems we’re running out of time." You checked your watch and said to Zong Wangyue, who was sawing off Qian Zihao’s thigh while being splattered with blood, "Zongzi, you guys speed it up, play for another half hour, after half an hour I still need to go to the market to buy groceries, I have to cook for Zhao’er tonight."

"You got it!"

With that, Zong Wangyue sawed fiercely!

"Ahh!!!"

Qian Zihao let out a mournful howl and then fainted.

"So useless, fainted just like that." Zong Wangyue asked the others, "Any of you have a good way to wake him up?"

"Use water."

"A hammer could do the trick."

At that moment, Zhao’er upstairs suddenly added, "Boiling water."

Upon hearing this, everyone went silent!

Zhao’er looked down at everyone with her dazed cute expression and finally asked, "No good?"

"No, that’s a brilliant idea, sister-in-law, brilliant!"

Zong Wangyue and Yang Kai cheered, and the two thugs ran to prepare boiling water in the kitchen.

Seeing you give him a thumbs up, Zhao’er grinned happily and turned to Wu Qiyi, "I was praised."

Just as Wu Qiyi was wondering if she should keep her distance from Zhao’er, the Empress said to Zhao’er, "Those evil ghosts from the Underworld still send chills down people’s spines."

Zhao’er smiled, "As long as Yun is happy, that’s all that matters."

"Ah—"

Qian Zihao woke up to his own screams, doused awake by a basin of scalding hot water thrown by Yang Kai!

Looking at his state, tsk tsk tsk...

In less than half an hour, Qian Zihao had already been tortured to the point of collapse. When a person’s body and mind suffer extreme trauma, their natural defense system starts to self-protect. Qian Zihao became like a crashed system, completely blanking out, no matter whether Yang Kai hit, struck, or pounded on him, it was no use; Qian Zihao only had a dumb expression and seemed indifferent to everything.

His eyes were lifeless, his gaze empty, having forgotten how to resist or even who he was, just stupidly staring ahead.

"Alright, that’s about enough."

You casually waved your hand, and everyone felt a sudden emerald glow at their feet, which quickly turned into spots of light disappearing into the air.

This was your true purpose!

You had already told Xian Qianling before that you wouldn’t deign to engage in murder or arson; as for torture, how to do it and what it would turn into depended on your mood and the other party’s attitude.

For you, Qian Zihao deserved his current fate, brought upon himself by his own actions!

Only after Qian Zihao had completely turned into an idiot did Yang Kai and the others realize that the two bodyguards you had stabbed through were still alive, and their wounds had also healed.

Ding Xiaoyang immediately took control of the two men and tied them up.

"Master Li, how should we deal with these two?" Ding Xiaoyang asked.

You smiled and were about to answer when your cellphone in your pocket suddenly rang.

Checking it, oh, it was the Crazy Woman calling.

You answered the call, saying with a laugh, "Captain Xian, what brings you to call me?"

"Where are you?" Xian Qianling sounded very anxious, with a hurried tone.

"What’s up?"

"I just got the news that Qian Zihao is leading a bunch of thugs towards your clan’s gathering point. If you guys are there, get out immediately!"

"Oh," you responded nonchalantly.

"Oh my ass! Let me tell you, you absolutely can’t go head-to-head with them! I’m already on my way, I’ll be there soon!"

With that, Xian Qianling hung up the phone.

You and Xiao Feng exchanged glances; the latter slung his arm over your shoulder and said with a laugh, "Kid, you’re really lucky with women!"

You pursed your lips, "What luck, seeing her is like seeing the plague. Nothing good ever happened when I saw that crazy woman."

"Good, we can hand these people over to Police Officer Xian then."

Seeing that everything was resolved below, Wu Qiyi came down from upstairs.

You shrugged, "All right, I’ve pretty much vented my anger anyway."

With that, you stepped forward and took Zhao’er’s tender hand, smiling as you said, "Zhao’er, let’s go buy groceries, I’ll cook a big feast for you tonight!"

"Okay!"

Just as you started to walk away, the voice of the Empress came from behind, "Wait."

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